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A troll in a pinstriped suit walks into a bar. He's looking for Alex Southerland, private investigator and summoner of elementals. A gorgeous dame is going to come to Southerland with a case, and the troll tells him that he is going to turn the case down - or else! But Southerland doesn't respond well to threats, even from a seven-and-a-half foot, 500-pound enforcer. Besides, he needs the dough! The stubborn PI soon finds himself cruising through the traffic-jammed streets of Yerba City in an outlandish beastmobile borrowed from a glorified pimp, encountering corrupt city officials, deadly gang bosses, creatures of legend, the sleaziest attorney in the city, a were-rat, and an irresistible - if homicidal - refugee from the ocean depths. Framed for a murder he didn't commit, Southerland weaves his way from seedy neighborhoods to the dazzling lights of downtown - and from one savage beating to the next - to clear his name and uncover a shocking secret.

©2019 Douglas W Lumsden (P)2020 Douglas W Lumsden

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It’s cool

Idk if he’s really a PI or a wondering lost cop who fall into hints. For whatever reason he gives no forethought into his next step nor does he test his powers and see what he can or can’t do. Good book but it could be wayyyyy better

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  • 01-05-21

Brilliant! A must read

Great story well plotted, and a superb narrator is the cherry on the cake. I mean who wouldn't want to listen to a great detective story, with the usual cast of trolls, dwarves, elemental spirits and fish men?