A Serial Shagger's Guide to Internet Dating

My 1001 Lovers

By: Clive Worth

Narrated by: David Angelo

Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins

Publisher's summary

Clive Worth, dubbed the serial shagger by the media, rose to meteoric fame - or should that be notoriety - when he was banned from one of the biggest on-line dating websites.

Now the man with substantial media attention and with more notches on his bedpost than Casanova reveals his methods of getting his end away in this easy to follow guide of how rumpy-pumpy via Internet dating agencies is so easy. You don't have to be a silver-tongued charmer in the salsa class or god's gift in the pub in order to win a date - now it's easier to get your message across via the Internet. Follow Clive's advice and rid yourself of loneliness.

This is the amazing story of how reformed alcoholic Clive Worth changed his life and how, over a five year period, ex-miner turned serial shagger, sex god, and love guru Clive Worth dated and had sexual relationships with over 1001 women after being introduced to them via Internet dating services. His savior from dereliction, as he puts it, is Internet dating. His story is sure to raise some eyebrows!

Learn how you can do the same. From California to Cardiff, Berlin to Bristol, Saudi Arabia to Swansea, the women have come flocking to meet the man behind the Lucky Lips pseudonym, flirty e-mails, and racy phone calls.

After being dumped by one of the largest Internet dating services (DatingDirect.com) for bedding too many women and banned from the largest social network site for bedding hundreds of women via that site he says: "There's lots of dating sites on the Internet - I'm going to carry on until I'm 90."

©2006 Clive Worth (P)2017 Clive Worth

Misleading Title

"A serial Shagger's Guide to Internet Dating" - by Clive Worth - just stole nearly 6 hours of my life I'll never be able to get back! I'm mad at myself for sticking with it because it's such drivel! Poorly written by an admittedly uneducated, ignorant, inarticulate loser, what could have been a tome of fun and lively stories was a dreary yawn fest by the end of which I just wanted to drill out my ear holes. At first I thought the "author"
(I put that in quotes because I hate to give him a modicum of literary credibility) was writing singularly out of a narcissistic need to pontificate. Early on I viewed this book to be essentially the ruminations and very tall soap box of a deeply uninteresting and very self important, oversexed old creep. I continue to hold that conclusion but as I finished listening, I came to realize that it also serves as an infomercial for this dudes new dating website and a platform for him to trash another dating website that kicked him off. The book purports to be a guide to internet dating. In truth, ninety-nine percent of the read is about this guy's quasi crappy child hood, failed relationships and alcoholism.

I'm sure in life, Clive Worth really believes he's funny and charming and all that, but the fact of the matter is, this book merely highlights that he's not a particularly nice person, often being very shallow and judgmental of women, never having a deep relationship with one. In fact he fancied himself a bully, and while he retold stories of his good ole days as a "naughty boy", I took exception to his musings about how he and his band of fellow young thugs would stalk young women in the dark and have their way with the scared girls. That might sound mildly interesting to some, but allow me to assure you that, the opus is so dry and insufferably poorly written, it pretty much has zero shining moments. No character development. No plot. NOTHING! Even "the funny parts" fall terribly flat. It desperately needs editing but I suspect the editor fell asleep in the first few moments much like I almost did! The atrocious narration by David Angelo does nothing to help the situation! He mis-read words, re-read sentences and paragraphs. An overall weird, awkward and uneasy rhythm made for a horrible narration, I would laugh… if I hadn't paid for this! If I could have given zero stars, I would have.