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A Degenerates Guide to Casino Craps:

Observations, Strategies and Survival at the Craps Table

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Craps isn’t just a game — it’s a lifestyle. A Degenerate’s Guide to Casino Craps is the unapologetically honest, wildly entertaining, and surprisingly educational handbook for anyone who has ever stood at a craps table and thought, “What in the hell is happening right now?”

Written with the sharp wit and battle‑tested insight of a true craps degenerate, this book blends real‑world table experience with practical strategy, probability breakdowns, and the kind of stories you only hear at 3 a.m. on the casino floor. Whether you’re a curious beginner, a seasoned dice‑setter, or a long‑suffering rail‑leaner who keeps saying “one more shooter,” this guide gives you the tools to survive — and maybe even thrive — at the most chaotic game in the casino.

Inside, you’ll discover:

  • 🎲 How craps really works, without the usual casino‑speak or sugarcoating

  • 🎯 Smart bets, stupid bets, and the ones that only degenerates make

  • 🔢 Probability tables and strategy frameworks that actually make sense

  • 🧠 Mindset, discipline, and emotional survival at the table

  • 🧨 The psychology of hot rolls, cold tables, and the players who haunt them

  • 🎭 Colorful characters, cautionary tales, and hard‑earned lessons from the felt

  • 🎯 Dice setting, rhythm rolling, and the myths players swear by

This is not a dry gambling manual. It’s a brutally honest field guide to the culture, chaos, and comedy of craps — written for players who love the game, hate the losses, and keep coming back anyway.

If you’ve ever chased a heater, blamed the dice, prayed to the table gods, or whispered “yo‑leven” like it meant something… this book is for you.

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