500 Funny Quotes for Women
Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
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Narrated by:
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Jill Rolls
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By:
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Stan Hardy
About this listen
Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!
Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!
Here are what this book will offer you:
- 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
- A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
- An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
- Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
- A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
- Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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