• 500 Funny Quotes for Women

  • Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
  • By: Stan Hardy
  • Narrated by: Jill Rolls
  • Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (35 ratings)

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500 Funny Quotes for Women

By: Stan Hardy
Narrated by: Jill Rolls
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Publisher's summary

Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!

Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!

Here are what this book will offer you:

  • 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
  • A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
  • An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
  • Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
  • A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
  • Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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Funny and amusing

I really enjoyed this. I much needed laughter!! Made my day brighter and work go by smoothly

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Great Quotes

I enjoyed this book.
This book has an array of different quotes that cover many aspects of life. Many of the quotes hit home.
Understanding every word from an audiobook is difficult for someone with hearing problems, but the narrator did an excellent job with speed and articulation.

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Hilariously, Sadly & True 101%!!!

Absolutely hilarious revealing the sad truth about so many aspects of every humans daily life….even the ones that try to deny.
Cynthia Porter

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Chuckles

It was fun listening to 500 Funny Quotes for Women. It was good medicine to laugh.

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Laughter is the best medicine

I love quotes and these are funny and thought provoking. Made me smile. Even though it is very British I really enjoyed it! Thank you

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500 Funny Quotes

It’s okay. Had some pretty good lines in it. A bit too British for me.

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Good

Very funny quotes, sometimes wish there were more. But I enjoyed this book very much.

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Not Funny Quotes

I think these are very old and very out dated jokes. They no longer pertain to todays society.

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Enjoyed it

I truly loved listening to this book!
Thank you. I will try and remember to review more

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Funny quotes

I only listen to this for a few minutes at a time. But the quotes are fun to hear. It is not a book I could listen to for a half hour at one time.

The narration was excellent.

I received this book at my request and have voluntarily left tis review.

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  • Andrew Colbert
  • 06-13-21

Great book, you must have this!

I grab this audiobook for my wife. She had a mood swing problem but after listening to this audiobook her mood up instantly. Amazing!

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  • Patricia Alexandre
  • 06-01-21

Smart and shape quotes !

I loved this audiobook which is a collection of quotes that have been cautiously and sharply chosen. Just as for the men version, this women version covers 24 different topics, from beauty to business and money. My favorite one is the following " People who think money does not buy happiness just don't know where to shop".
A nice and amusing joke collection !

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  • Silvie
  • 05-29-21
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Funny quotes

This audiobook is full of funny quotes. I enjoyed listening to it. It covers different areas of life such as friendships, children, education, health, etc. It’s very uplifting. Amusing!

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  • Peonies
  • 05-14-21

What an awesome book!

I truly enjoyed listening to "500 Funny Quotes for Women"! I've heard some of the quotes before but most of them were new and almost all of them were really funny! They made me laugh out loud many times because it was as if someone was talking about my life and my experiences. Sometimes I check online for funny quotes; it takes time, many quotes are from anonymous sources, most of them are not really funny. With "500 Funny Quotes for Women", I have a high-quality, well-organized collection of very funny quotes that I can listen to during commuting to the office (yes, I do that sometimes even these days!), relaxing at home, going for a walk, etc. I even use the quotes in the meetings and gatherings, if they fit the context, and most people love that! Anyway, I liked the book very much and highly recommend it. I also got the other book from Stan Hardy with "500 Funny Quotes for Men". Same experience, had lots of fun!

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