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500 Funny Quotes for Women
- Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
- Narrated by: Jill Rolls
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
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Publisher's summary
Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!
Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!
Here are what this book will offer you:
- 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
- A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
- An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
- Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
- A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
- Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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- Bonnie L. Smith
- 10-11-23
Funny and amusing
I really enjoyed this. I much needed laughter!! Made my day brighter and work go by smoothly
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- Anonymous User
- 09-04-23
Great Quotes
I enjoyed this book.
This book has an array of different quotes that cover many aspects of life. Many of the quotes hit home.
Understanding every word from an audiobook is difficult for someone with hearing problems, but the narrator did an excellent job with speed and articulation.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-15-23
Hilariously, Sadly & True 101%!!!
Absolutely hilarious revealing the sad truth about so many aspects of every humans daily life….even the ones that try to deny.
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- Karen Stewart
- 05-12-23
Chuckles
It was fun listening to 500 Funny Quotes for Women. It was good medicine to laugh.
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- Alex Nicole
- 02-22-23
Laughter is the best medicine
I love quotes and these are funny and thought provoking. Made me smile. Even though it is very British I really enjoyed it! Thank you
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- Suziejr58
- 02-10-23
500 Funny Quotes
It’s okay. Had some pretty good lines in it. A bit too British for me.
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- A_Hunroe
- 01-17-23
Good
Very funny quotes, sometimes wish there were more. But I enjoyed this book very much.
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- Rhonda saylor
- 06-22-22
Not Funny Quotes
I think these are very old and very out dated jokes. They no longer pertain to todays society.
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- Nikki
- 12-30-21
Enjoyed it
I truly loved listening to this book!
Thank you. I will try and remember to review more
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- Karen S
- 06-18-21
Funny quotes
I only listen to this for a few minutes at a time. But the quotes are fun to hear. It is not a book I could listen to for a half hour at one time.
The narration was excellent.
I received this book at my request and have voluntarily left tis review.
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- Andrew Colbert
- 06-13-21
Great book, you must have this!
I grab this audiobook for my wife. She had a mood swing problem but after listening to this audiobook her mood up instantly. Amazing!
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- Patricia Alexandre
- 06-01-21
Smart and shape quotes !
I loved this audiobook which is a collection of quotes that have been cautiously and sharply chosen. Just as for the men version, this women version covers 24 different topics, from beauty to business and money. My favorite one is the following " People who think money does not buy happiness just don't know where to shop".
A nice and amusing joke collection !
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- Silvie
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Funny quotes
This audiobook is full of funny quotes. I enjoyed listening to it. It covers different areas of life such as friendships, children, education, health, etc. It’s very uplifting. Amusing!
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- Peonies
- 05-14-21
What an awesome book!
I truly enjoyed listening to "500 Funny Quotes for Women"! I've heard some of the quotes before but most of them were new and almost all of them were really funny! They made me laugh out loud many times because it was as if someone was talking about my life and my experiences. Sometimes I check online for funny quotes; it takes time, many quotes are from anonymous sources, most of them are not really funny. With "500 Funny Quotes for Women", I have a high-quality, well-organized collection of very funny quotes that I can listen to during commuting to the office (yes, I do that sometimes even these days!), relaxing at home, going for a walk, etc. I even use the quotes in the meetings and gatherings, if they fit the context, and most people love that! Anyway, I liked the book very much and highly recommend it. I also got the other book from Stan Hardy with "500 Funny Quotes for Men". Same experience, had lots of fun!
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500 Funny Quotes for Men
- Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
- By: Stan Hardy
- Narrated by: Michael Langan
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14
Funny quotes are great. They allow us to take a quick break, relax, and live life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused, and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Men is the perfect choice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Lots of fun
- By Sina Beni on 07-28-23
By: Stan Hardy
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For You When I Am Gone
- Twelve Essential Questions to Tell a Life Story
- By: Steve Leder
- Narrated by: Steve Leder
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story5 out of 5 stars 66
Writing an ethical will, a document that includes stories and reflections about your past, is an ancient tradition. It can include joy and regrets, and ultimately becomes both a way to remember a loved one who is gone and a primer on how to live a better, happier life. Beloved Rabbi Steve Leder has helped thousands of people to write their own ethical wills, and in this intimate book helps us write our own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Life Changing
- By Ms Deb on 07-09-22
By: Steve Leder
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Chicken Soup for the Soul
- Laughter Is the Best Medicine: 101 Feel Good Stories
- By: Amy Newmark
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel, Steve Marvel
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4 out of 5 stars 23
If laughter is the best medicine, then this book is your prescription. Turn off the news and spend a few days not following current events. Instead, return to the basics - humanity's ability to laugh at itself. Maybe you should even do a news cleanse for a few days! Hide under the covers and listen to these stories instead. Or listen to a chapter a day, or a story a day for 101 days. This book contains the antidote to whatever is troubling you. They will definitely put you in a good mood.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the listen!
- By Maria W on 06-28-23
By: Amy Newmark
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Perfect Phrases for Dealing with Difficult People
- Hundreds of Ready-to-Use Phrases for Handling Conflict, Confrontations and Challenging Personalities
- By: Susan Benjamin
- Narrated by: Caroline Miller
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance2.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story2 out of 5 stars 6
Whether it's hiring employees or creating teams, the Perfect Phrases series has the tools for precise, effective communication in any situation. With Perfect Phrases books, you have all the phrases you need to get things done, right at your fingertips!
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3 out of 5 stars
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meh
- By L. DeSantis on 08-28-22
By: Susan Benjamin
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Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings
- By: Tyler Perry
- Narrated by: Tyler Perry
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,887
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,531
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,525
If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion, it's that she's got something to say. She's the beloved, hilarious, sharp-witted, pistol-packing grandmother who's watching out and speaking her mind. Now Madea is telling her own story, dishing her memoirs and hard-won, hilarious wisdom in her own inimitable voice (with a little help from her friend Tyler Perry).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolutely Hysterical
- By Elijah Mathew smith on 08-20-07
By: Tyler Perry
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The Woman I Was Before
- By: Kerry Fisher
- Narrated by: Emma Spurgin Hussey
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 999
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 907
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 900
What if the perfect life you envy was rotten to the core? Three brand-new friends. Three very different families. Way too many secrets. Gisela, Sally and Kate become close when they move into the same new housing estate. But behind their shiny front doors, each has something to hide. Three lives collide in this gripping story about friendship, motherhood and marriage and the façade of perfection people present to the world.
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1 out of 5 stars
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slow
- By Theleyliner on 06-12-19
By: Kerry Fisher
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500 Funny Quotes for Men
- Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
- By: Stan Hardy
- Narrated by: Michael Langan
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14
Funny quotes are great. They allow us to take a quick break, relax, and live life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused, and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Men is the perfect choice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Lots of fun
- By Sina Beni on 07-28-23
By: Stan Hardy
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For You When I Am Gone
- Twelve Essential Questions to Tell a Life Story
- By: Steve Leder
- Narrated by: Steve Leder
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story5 out of 5 stars 66
Writing an ethical will, a document that includes stories and reflections about your past, is an ancient tradition. It can include joy and regrets, and ultimately becomes both a way to remember a loved one who is gone and a primer on how to live a better, happier life. Beloved Rabbi Steve Leder has helped thousands of people to write their own ethical wills, and in this intimate book helps us write our own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Life Changing
- By Ms Deb on 07-09-22
By: Steve Leder
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Chicken Soup for the Soul
- Laughter Is the Best Medicine: 101 Feel Good Stories
- By: Amy Newmark
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel, Steve Marvel
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4 out of 5 stars 23
If laughter is the best medicine, then this book is your prescription. Turn off the news and spend a few days not following current events. Instead, return to the basics - humanity's ability to laugh at itself. Maybe you should even do a news cleanse for a few days! Hide under the covers and listen to these stories instead. Or listen to a chapter a day, or a story a day for 101 days. This book contains the antidote to whatever is troubling you. They will definitely put you in a good mood.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the listen!
- By Maria W on 06-28-23
By: Amy Newmark
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Perfect Phrases for Dealing with Difficult People
- Hundreds of Ready-to-Use Phrases for Handling Conflict, Confrontations and Challenging Personalities
- By: Susan Benjamin
- Narrated by: Caroline Miller
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance2.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story2 out of 5 stars 6
Whether it's hiring employees or creating teams, the Perfect Phrases series has the tools for precise, effective communication in any situation. With Perfect Phrases books, you have all the phrases you need to get things done, right at your fingertips!
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3 out of 5 stars
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meh
- By L. DeSantis on 08-28-22
By: Susan Benjamin
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Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings
- By: Tyler Perry
- Narrated by: Tyler Perry
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,887
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,531
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,525
If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion, it's that she's got something to say. She's the beloved, hilarious, sharp-witted, pistol-packing grandmother who's watching out and speaking her mind. Now Madea is telling her own story, dishing her memoirs and hard-won, hilarious wisdom in her own inimitable voice (with a little help from her friend Tyler Perry).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolutely Hysterical
- By Elijah Mathew smith on 08-20-07
By: Tyler Perry
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The Woman I Was Before
- By: Kerry Fisher
- Narrated by: Emma Spurgin Hussey
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 999
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 907
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 900
What if the perfect life you envy was rotten to the core? Three brand-new friends. Three very different families. Way too many secrets. Gisela, Sally and Kate become close when they move into the same new housing estate. But behind their shiny front doors, each has something to hide. Three lives collide in this gripping story about friendship, motherhood and marriage and the façade of perfection people present to the world.
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1 out of 5 stars
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slow
- By Theleyliner on 06-12-19
By: Kerry Fisher
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Emotional Inflammation
- Discover Your Triggers and Reclaim Your Equilibrium During Anxious Times
- By: Lise Van Susteren MD, Stacey Colino
- Narrated by: Rachel Vega
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 18
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 18
A rising number of people today are troubled by a phenomenon for which they don't know there's a name. This condition is called emotional inflammation - a state not unlike post-traumatic stress, but one that stems from simply living in today's tumultuous world. If you've suffered from sleep problems, hyperreactivity, persistent grief, or inescapable worry about the future - especially triggered by the nonstop news cycle - then you're probably dealing with emotional inflammation. The good news is: there's something you can do about it.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Book's Politics Cause Triggers Instead of Helping
- By A. Stowe on 05-15-20
By: Lise Van Susteren MD, and others
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Motivational Quotes
- More than 1000 Daily Inspirational Affirmations That Will Change Your Life Forever: Live with Happiness by Thinking Positive and Discover the Psychology of Wisdom
- By: Anthony Smith
- Narrated by: Eric LaCord
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story5 out of 5 stars 52
Motivation plays a fundamental role in getting things done, as nothing good has ever been achieved without feeling that adrenaline rush in your body. However, it is not a secret that most people struggle with motivation on a daily basis. This is especially true for those who live in the richest and wealthiest countries of the world (think of USA and Europe).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Motivational Quotes
- By Donald Hall jr on 05-10-23
By: Anthony Smith
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The List That Changed My Life
- By: Olivia Beirne
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Hopper
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall