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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Ride Dirty, Cowboy
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- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Sofia Lette
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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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Substance
- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Talk Dirty, Cowboy
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Bowen Barclay lived to ride bulls—until his single-minded focus cost his wife her life. Four years on, raising his son alone is the only thing he’s getting right. His rodeo career is going down in flames, and instead of dating, he’s playing his kid’s video games.
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Hot Australian rodeo cowboys
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By: Elle Thorpe
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Evil Enemy
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I’m the ruling queen of Saint View Strip. After growing up poor, taking my clothes off and dancing for men is all I know. My thriving club and the people I employ are everything. They’re my ride or die, and I’m theirs.
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A new series
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By: Elle Thorpe
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Vow to Protect
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They call me a monster. Murderous and hateful. Beautiful but broken. Nothing can calm the ever raging storm inside of me. As the ruthless leader of the Doubeck family, there is a certain standard of brutality, I have to uphold. Then I meet her. Beautiful, innocent, and so very afraid. Valentina is a rival family's daughter, and the little temptress has purposely tangled herself in my dark web. She seeks me out, needing my help, but the price for what she wants will be steep.
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1.5 HOURS LEFT.. BUT I'M DONE!!
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 04-13-22
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Locked Up Liars
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- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Jarman Day
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Nothing prepares you for finding your sister’s lifeless body covered in blood. But when the police arrest her ex, a man I know is innocent, I can’t sit by and do nothing. Not when I’ve been secretly in love with him for years. Heath may not want my help, but I won’t take no for an answer. To catch a killer, I’m forced to take a job at Saint View Prison. Maximum security. The place they send the worst of the worst. But it’s not just Heath who doesn’t want me there. With every lie we uncover, every secret we expose, the danger mounts.
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Terrible
- By Bbeccabailey on 07-19-22
By: Elle Thorpe
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Sexy Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Stella Hunter
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Ride Dirty, Cowboy
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- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Sofia Lette
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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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Substance
- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Talk Dirty, Cowboy
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- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Bowen Barclay lived to ride bulls—until his single-minded focus cost his wife her life. Four years on, raising his son alone is the only thing he’s getting right. His rodeo career is going down in flames, and instead of dating, he’s playing his kid’s video games.
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Hot Australian rodeo cowboys
- By Brooke on 01-09-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Evil Enemy
- Saint View Strip, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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I’m the ruling queen of Saint View Strip. After growing up poor, taking my clothes off and dancing for men is all I know. My thriving club and the people I employ are everything. They’re my ride or die, and I’m theirs.
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A new series
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By: Elle Thorpe
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Vow to Protect
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- By: J. L. Beck, Monica Corwin
- Narrated by: Meghan Kelly, Aaron Shedlock
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They call me a monster. Murderous and hateful. Beautiful but broken. Nothing can calm the ever raging storm inside of me. As the ruthless leader of the Doubeck family, there is a certain standard of brutality, I have to uphold. Then I meet her. Beautiful, innocent, and so very afraid. Valentina is a rival family's daughter, and the little temptress has purposely tangled herself in my dark web. She seeks me out, needing my help, but the price for what she wants will be steep.
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1.5 HOURS LEFT.. BUT I'M DONE!!
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 04-13-22
By: J. L. Beck, and others
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- Saint View Prison, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Nothing prepares you for finding your sister’s lifeless body covered in blood. But when the police arrest her ex, a man I know is innocent, I can’t sit by and do nothing. Not when I’ve been secretly in love with him for years. Heath may not want my help, but I won’t take no for an answer. To catch a killer, I’m forced to take a job at Saint View Prison. Maximum security. The place they send the worst of the worst. But it’s not just Heath who doesn’t want me there. With every lie we uncover, every secret we expose, the danger mounts.
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Terrible
- By Bbeccabailey on 07-19-22
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Until It Was Love
- By: Pippa Grant
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There are a million reasons why I shouldn’t date Fletcher Huxley. He’s a growly-faced, stubborn-streaked, international rugby legend trying to revive his flailing career in the US after being canned by his team overseas. While he might have the good kind of thunder thighs, intriguing tattoos, and a booty of steel, he also holds the top position on my very short nemesis list thanks to what happened the first time we met.
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Really Enjoyable
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Rebel Revenge
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"You may now kiss your bride". They were the last words my mother heard before she collapsed on the church steps, poison ending her pitifully short life. When her new husband dies minutes later, all eyes turn to me. There are whispers. Accusations. The verdict is split. I murdered them both. Or I'm the next to die.
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Best voices ever
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That Guy
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He's That Guy. You know, the hero in almost every romance novel. The super-rich, powerful CEO who is beyond sexy. Lives in a penthouse. Is wicked in bed. Has massive.... feet. Is kind of a jerk, but really he's not because he harbors some major secret that, once revealed, explains why he is the way he is - therefore completely redeeming himself and making all the listeners who hated to love him swoon....
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THAT guy!
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Touch Her and Die
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As a bodyguard, I have one rule: don't get attached. Yet Daisy's got me hooked. When I'm asked to protect her, I can't resist. She's warmth and kindness wrapped up in a curvy package, and I'm willing to cross any line to keep her safe. Almost. No matter how torn I am between duty and desire, there’s only one chance I can’t take. For her, I’ll risk anything—except for my heart.
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love!
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Dark Angel
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I was never supposed to fall in love with Gabriel Sullivan. He has always been off-limits in more ways than one. But, for all the reasons we should be apart, there's one that keeps drawing me back to him—he is the only man I've ever loved. Every stolen glance, every smile, every brush of his fingertips only make me want him more. Samantha Donovan used to call me her angel, but the things I'd like to do to her make me feel like the devil.
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Will Watt of course
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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cozy, slightly chuckle worthy 2nd chance meet cute
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The Devil’s Dust Boxed Set
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This bundle includes What Doesn't Destroy Us, The Scars That Define Us, The Fear That Divides Us, The Lies Between Us, and What Might Kill Us.
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loved this series
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Dance Butterfly Dance
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Savy St. James is a sad lonely girl with too many secrets to count. She hides away in her oversized frumpy clothes and thick glasses wishing she was brave enough to be seen without her mask. One small favor backfires and forces her into a fake date deal by the school’s hot shot quarterback. Him and his three best friends treat her like a pet to play with and are careless with her until she’s had enough and breaks the deal.
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Soooo good!
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Wild Love
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Rosie Belmont has been driving me wild for years. The good kind of wild. The bad kind of wild. But mostly the kind of wild that comes with wanting your best friend’s little sister and knowing you can’t have her. After living in the city, she comes blasting back into Rose Hill like a storm. Beautiful, messy, and chaotic. And one wide-eyed desperate plea for a job is all it takes for me to hire her.
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Completely speechless after listening to these two narrate!!
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Stuck-Up Suit
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It started out like any other morning on the train - until I became mesmerized by the guy sitting across the aisle. He was barking at someone on his phone like he ruled the world. Who did the stuck-up suit think he was...God? Actually, he looked like a god. That was about it.
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Nope!
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A dark and twisted maze awaits criminal psychologist London Noble when she falls for her patient, convicted serial killer, Grayson Pierce Sullivan. As she unravels the traps, her sanity tested with each game, she's forced to acknowledge the true evil in the world around her. A buried past is unearthed, and Grayson Sullivan - AKA The Angel of Maine - retaliates against the system who made him, deploying psychological warfare on the woman who initially set him free.
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complete mind explosion
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Start a War
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"Do you want some Goldfish crackers, Bliss?" Those were the last words my brother said to me before he was shot execution style. A childhood code only he and I knew, and one that had a single, clear meaning behind it.
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AN EXCITING, HOT, UNPREDICTABLE RH ROLLERCOASTER
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- Jen B.
- 11-22-23
I love Sofia and Aaron together!!!
Oh my goodness....what an adorable little Christmas/Holiday story. Whether you like to consume your holiday reading via ebook, paperback, or audiobook....I definitely recommend this one.
Aaron Shedlock and Sofia Lette are so adorable as Johnny and Isabelle. Sofia has such a beautiful voice and throw in that Australian accent and she is a perfect Isabelle. Aaron Shedlock has that relaxed tone to his voice and he is a great match with Sofia.
Isabelle is in the US for her job during the Christmas season and she despises it because she is not a fan of Christmas. She has a list of every reason why she doesn't like it and when she meets Johnny West he becomes intent on righting all the Christmas wrongs she has experienced. The whirlwind romance that forms was so fun.
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- Shannon S.
- 12-28-23
Mehhhh it was ok…
This definitely wasn't my favorite book, and considering how short it was, I expected to finish it in a day or so, but it took me days. I just wasn’t excited to read it or listen to the audiobook. I don’t know why, but the story didn’t connect for me. The audiobook narrators did a good job; I just didn’t love the overall story. It was a bit too cutesy, insta-love for me. And there wasn’t much humor, either. The blurb made me think there would be more comedic moments, but there really wasn’t much going on within the story.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 11-27-23
Sometimes salty and sweet don’t make a great treat
For a series under the moniker Dirty Cowboy, I expected a lot more sizzle and sass. Unfortunately, after the peppy meet-cute, the rest of the “I hate Christmas” romance was mild and sweet. There was zero conflict or energy until the end, and that was thankfully resolved with proper novella quickness.
The sex was decidedly more salty, and there are a handful of F bombs, so this is not the Christmas cozy
I was expecting. That’s probably my fault for buying based on the cartoon cover and not looking at the author’s other books. Even though though the sex is more detailed, I can’t say that sizzled for me either.
Ultimately, this was an okay romance with a good dose of Christmas activities, two or three naughty scenes for good novella value, and even an epilogue squeezed in. The duet narration served up her Aussie accent and his Wyoming voice perfectly.
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