1000 Ideas: If Animals Had Jobs

Because even penguins need side hustles.

By: Sam Raven

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

🐧 Hilarious animal job mashups you never knew you needed
🦒 From sloth therapists to giraffe CEOs—every page is a laugh
🛠️ 50 themed chapters full of wildly creative job ideas
🎨 Perfect for teens, tweens, and anyone who loves clever nonsense
🦜 Silly enough to make you giggle, smart enough to impress your brain
🕶️ Makes a great gift for animal lovers and humor fans
🐾 Boosts imagination, writing prompts, and conversation starters
💼 A workplace like no other—run by creatures, not people
🌍 Jobs from every corner of the animal kingdom (and beyond)
📚 No boring stuff, just 1000 ideas of pure animal-fueled fun


What if animals had jobs just like us?
Would a giraffe make a good window cleaner? Could a sloth handle customer service? What happens when a penguin runs a startup or a raccoon takes over the snack bar?

1000 Ideas: If Animals Had Jobs is your all-access pass to the weirdest workplace ever imagined. Packed with silly, smart, and wildly creative scenarios, this book reimagines the animal kingdom as you've never seen it before—clocked in, suited up, and ready to earn their keep. From forest firefighters to underwater accountants, these creatures are climbing the corporate (and literal) tree.

Whether you're 12, 18, or 108, this is the funniest guide to the working wild you'll ever read.