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100 Terrible Names for a Baby: Book 3

Narrated by: Bill Fisher
Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
Categories: Comedy, Satire
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In Book 3, Johnny Dongle continues his full-frontal assault on the terrible names given to children by modern parents.

Cyan: "The offspring of the Incredible Hulk date-raping Smurfette."

Sapphire: "At least she won't have to change her name when she becomes a pole jockey."

Branlin: "Sounds like something your grandma mixes with her water so that her old, delicate butthole doesn’t bleed when she shits."

Queenie: "Sounds like a mangy female collie that’s like 15 and can barely walk around anymore and breathes like Darth Vader."

Jizelle: "Did you REALLY think that naming your beautiful daughter, the light of your life, something starting with JIZZ would be a decision that would not haunt her for the rest of her life?"

And 95 more merciless takedowns await you in Book 3.

Advisory: This audiobook is even more vile, vulgar, and hilarious than Books 1 and 2 put together.

©2014 Johnny Dongle (P)2014 Johnny Dongle

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