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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,572
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,608
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,583
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,211
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,682
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,616
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,095
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 971
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Story4 out of 5 stars 967
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story5 out of 5 stars 18
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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International Treasures
- By Amazon Customer on 04-30-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 258
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 252
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 252
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
What listeners say about 100 Animals That Can F*cking End You
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- Greg T.
- 01-07-23
What a Book!
If you Love his TikTok and YouTube videos then this is the book for you. Two and a half hours of animal facts told in an interesting and hilarious manner. I downloaded this book 5 days ago and I’ve listened and re-listened to it again and again. I love this book and I can’t wait for 100 more animals that can f*cking end you!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Sad fan
- 08-28-23
Entertaining and informative with a stilted pace
It was a brief but fun listen and it's about as entertaining as his youtube channel, but the snippets are also formatted like his youtube channel, making it less like a book and more like snippets of video without imagery, with little connecting the segments except for a period of silence that feels like the next video buffering on poor internet.
Still it is a worthwhile listen, worth the cost and I hope he will make some books dedicated to animals from a certain climate or region where it can be a little more expansive and flow better between segments/animals whilst giving him plenty material and direction to publish more books
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Victoria
- 07-24-23
Absolutely fantastic!
I have exactly zero complaints. The performance is perfectly delivered, the topics are brilliant and entertaining, and I've listened to this five times from start to finish. Truly top notch content.
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- Raul
- 08-06-23
whole book of legendary goodness
Dude has skill. The way he explains and describe stuff is entertaining and educational. Highly recommend!
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