Great Jokes

‘World’s Best Bad Dad Jokes 2018’ is a compilation of the greatest ‘Dad jokes’ told by some of the nation’s best comedians in leading comedy clubs in New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, and Seattle. “Outrageously funny!” raves Continental Comedy “The very best and worst Dad jokes ever!” Joker’s Wild Comedy “No bad puns, no corny one-liners – this is serious comedy for unserious Dads!” Homer’s Humor From inside: An older woman who lived alone with her cat heard someone digging in the backyard of the house next door. She leaned over the fence and saw her ...

Steve North the Comedy Coach, voted #1 Comedy Coach in the USA, starts by teaching you how to create your own unique comedic character for stand up, then offers the twenty best joke-writing formulas developed over 20 years in his workshops, and then helps you put it all together to work as a stand up comedian. Whether you're a beginner or advanced comedian, you need to learn the character method first. Then slay the audience, or just be funnier in life.

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming, and he needed to use the restroom. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go take a leak?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven." "Sounds easy enough," Jesus shrugged. So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to a ...

Feast on a smorgasbord of 789 universally relished jokes, puns & quips! (why 789? ... why was 6 afraid of 7?) Step into a world where puns rule, groans are the norm, and the ever elusive belly laugh is within reach. Decide for yourself if these jokes, puns & quips are truly legendary ... ultimately, the verdict is yours! Legendary Dad Jokes, Puns & Quips isn't just a collection of jokes; it's an ode to the art of dad humor at its finest. Spanning the gamut from 'Homefront Humor' to 'Random Rambles,' you will be taken on a hilarious odyssey through every facet of funniness. Whether it's the ...

Bloomsbury presents The Great When by Alan Moore, read by Kobna Holdbrook-Smith. Nominated for Best Performance: Narrator at The Speakies (The British Audio Awards). This audiobook features an exclusive essay, The True History of What Didn’t Happen, written and read by Alan Moore. From the New...

In early 1970, artist Ralph Steadman went to America in search of work and found more than he bargained for. At the Kentucky Derby he met a former Hell’s Angel, one Hunter S. Thompson. Thompson wrote later that “The rest of that day blurs into madness. The rest of that night, too. Steadman...

Where can you find the most hilarious jokes and riddles? Inside Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, of course. Kids, everywhere, are sure to find the perfect jokes that will tickle their funny bones, the silliest riddle of the day or the best brain teasers ever. And, with so many to choose from, this fun, easy to read book will have them laughing for hours. And it goes without saying that Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, also makes a great gift.

All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such...

This program is read by the author. “You’re Doing Great! is your no-nonsense go-to collection of essays to get you through the increasing noise and chatter of self-doubt and confusion in the new millennium. Tom Papa is a funny, empathetic guide and your new best friend." — Patton Oswalt...

Philosophy made fun & unforgettable!! 4+ BONUSES! Philosophy isn’t just something you read — it’s something you do. Debate Truth, Logic, Ethics, Politics, Science, God, Free Will, Happiness, Reality, the Soul & Meaning of Life From Socrates’ questions to Aristotle’s categories, from Epicurus’ garden to Stoic survival skills, you don’t just study philosophy here — you debate, laugh, question, & even quiz yourself along the way. 🏛 Inside You’ll Discover: The Big 3 Greeks—Socrates, Plato & Aristotle explained simply, clearly, & with stories that stick Epicurus, Zeno & ...

NEW FOR 2023 Welcome to our Totally Awesome Dad Joke Book, our new 2023 edition: Just in time to give as a great gift. Over 500 Dad Jokes, some old favorites plus lots of great new jokes! The paperback makes a great gift or stocking stuffer for your favorite Dad! Or send a Kindle version for him to read on his phone, Kindle or tablet. Buy a copy to keep in the car for family trips. Here’s a sample of the jokes from the book: + What do you call James Bond when he takes a bath? Bubble 07. +. Dad is reading a book about anti-gravity. He says it’s impossible to put down! + Dad says, ‘Kids...

Why do we play a game that hates us back? They say golf is a game of "misses." We miss the fairway, we miss the putt, and we definitely miss the point of why we’re out there at 6:00 AM on a Saturday. If you’ve ever considered throwing your 7-iron into a lake or wondered why the "Golf Gods" have a personal vendetta against your scorecard, this book is for you. The Ultimate Gift for the Golfer in Your Life (Even if that’s You!) From the rolling greens of Scotland to the local muni-course down the road, the misery of a "triple-bogey" is a universal language. This book captures the ...

There’s never a dull moment with silly jokes just for kids! Forget being bored. That should never be a thing! Keep the fun and laughter going whether at home, on the go, or quite honestly…wherever! This book is overflowing with rounds of children friendly jokes!

America. Just saying the name brings a flood of images to mind—amber waves of grain, tailgate parties, 24-hour drive-thrus, and debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a country like no other, where life is as big and bold as the portions at a Texas steakhouse. Here, the highways are endless, the dreams are infinite, and the quirks… well, let’s just say they’re plentiful. This book is a celebration of all the little things that make America the wonderfully weird and endlessly entertaining place it is. From the political theater that feels more like reality TV, to ...

Bloomsbury presents I Hear A New World by Alan Moore, read by Kobna Holdbrook-Smith. From New York Times bestselling author and legendary storyteller Alan Moore, the second book in the Long London Series, a daringly inventive fantasy novel about murder, mayhem, and magic. It’s 1958 and Dennis...

Throughout history, people have loved practical jokes. Listen about a few of the more well-known jokes and pranks throughout history, including unicorns on the moon, a boat-car, and the Loch Ness monster.

From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny! The Bedbugs Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism.” “Socialism?” asked the befuddled ...

For the Greatest Cook Who Has it All: A Funny Book about Cooking -- Because Every Great Cook Deserves a Side of Laughter! "The perfect gift for anyone who loves to cook—whether it’s in a gourmet kitchen or over a slightly suspicious backyard BBQ!" – Five Star Review Tired of giving boring kitchen gadgets or another apron that says “Kiss the Cook”? This hilarious book is the ultimate dish—stuffed with belly laughs, sizzling stories, and juicy trivia that every food lover will gobble up faster than garlic bread at a family dinner. Inside this laugh-loaded book: Ridiculous recipes ...

Awkward Curiosities That Guarantee a Second Date Won’t Happen The quickest way to ruin a first date is to open your mouth and ask exactly what you're thinking. If you've ever sat across from someone on a first date and thought, “Did they really just ask me that?” then you're exactly who this book was written for. Welcome to Questions You Should Never Ask on a First Date a hilarious dating humor book packed with awkward conversations, socially dangerous curiosity, cringeworthy small talk, and the painfully inappropriate questions that can end romantic potential before the appetizers ...

What does it take to live in a place that gets up to 350 inches of snow each year, mosquitoes the size of small birds, and hardwood forests that go on for miles where distance between towns is measured in time and not miles? A great sense of humor! They affectionately refer to themselves as "Yoopers" and live a tough life, but are the most kindhearted and hilarious people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. (Just don’t try out the double-decker outhouse outback, no matter what they tell you!) Enjoy the following collection of jokes and "Yooper" definitions.