The Greatest Golf Jokes Ever Told

(And other lies said on the course)

Golf is an easy game to learn, but impossible to master. Every day is different, every inch of every course is different, and very few of us ever practice; we just go out and play.
With the golf gods and the universe all conspiring against us, there is only one thing we can do…laugh!

I’ve been fortunate enough to golf in many different countries, and one thing I can say is that the misery of the game is universal, but so is its allure. We forgive the worst of days with one perfect drive of the tee on the final hole or sinking a long lazy roller of a putt. Wherever I golf, people enjoy the beauty of the course, and share a laugh or two to help commiserate the punishment we enjoy so much that is the game of golf.

I’ve collected many of the jokes I’ve heard over the years and added a few told me by friends for you to enjoy and share with your friends out on the course. I hope you enjoy them, and they help you smile as you miss that sure thing putt.

FORE!!!