Funny Kids For Adults

Children's Book: "Scrub Brush And Crystal Vase" A Funny Love Story For Kids and Adults. What Readers Say: -Fun for the whole family It was so fun making different voices for these unusual characters and what a wonderful story it is! Honestly, I cannot tell who was more excited about the story- me or my kids. All of us loved it! :) -Highly imaginative story that kids and their parents will enjoy This is not your average picture book story--this is not another story about furry animals or dragons or monsters. This is about kitchen utensils and other kitchen inhabitants.Yes, that's right. But ...

Unleash your inner Einstein with the most exhiliarating, laugh-out-loud trivia book ever written! Be catapulted on a whirlwind adventure through the zany, weird, and utterly fascinating realms of knowledge, as we take trivia to a whole new level of fun! Packed with 1,522 mind-blowing facts spanning science, history, pop culture, and more, this rip-roaring, side-splitting tome is perfect for trivia buffs and inquisitive minds of all stripes, comprising everything from the astonishing to the absurd, the hilarious to the hair-raising, and everything in between. "Brain-Boosting Facts for ...

Discover the Brand New, Side-Splitting Laughter Riot – "True Fart Confessions: Fart Stories So Funny You'll Cry!" 🤣😂🤣 Prepare for an uproarious experience with our NEW and EXCLUSIVE collection of true fart stories! At your fingertips is the EASIEST way to find yourself drowning in uncontrollable laughter. Imagine the fun and camaraderie of sharing these hysterical anecdotes with friends and family – it's your passport to instant bonding and endless chuckles. 🎁🌟The Ultimate Gift Idea! Searching for the perfect gift that guarantees smiles, laughter, and unforgettable ...

Step back in time and prepare to be amused and amazed by "Humorous History: Funny and Interesting Facts in History." Delve into the pages of this delightful book to discover the lighter side of some of the most iconic figures in history. From the audacious antics of Napoleon Bonaparte to the witty wisdom of Abraham Lincoln, from the quirky quirks of Benjamin Franklin to the royal rib-ticklers of King Henry, this collection of anecdotes and tales offers a refreshing take on the past. Whether you're a history buff or just looking for a good laugh, "Humorous History" promises to entertain and ...

Read by the authors. AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER — MORE THAN 250,000 COPIES SOLD! The engaging, uplifting antidote to traditional ADHD books (which, let's be honest, if you have ADHD you'd never read anyway). You live in a world that wasn't designed for you. A world where you're...

This is the ultimate book of weird history! Combining Volumes 1 and 2 in the “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” series, this is your opportunity to jump into a time machine and visit some of the overlooked, the peculiar, and definitely the most amusing things that have influenced our contemporary world. Brace yourself for amusement and astonishment as you explore not only the 50 tales from the first two volumes but 5 additional historical events that you most likely won’t find in any school textbook! “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” ...

WARNING: This book will transform you into the ultimate cool-cat in ANY crowd! Ever wondered about why cats seem irresistibly drawn to laser pointers? Or the mystery behind cats' uncanny ability to sense their owner's emotions? (HINT: It's NOT because they're psychic) Look up, cat lovers! Get ready to pounce on a whisker-twitching adventure with "Interesting Facts for Curious Cats"! Prepare To Uncover: The scientific curiosity behind a cat's love for chasing laser dots The historical tale of cats' sacred status in Ancient Egypt The intriguing fact that cats have a unique 'language' they use...

WARNING: Reading this book while on the throne will make your bathroom breaks exceptionally entertaining, potentially causing delays in resuming your regular schedule! Ever pondered why reading in the bathroom makes you feel extra enlightened? Or the surprising truth about why some birds can sleep while standing up? (Hint: It's not due to their impeccable balance!) Hold onto your plungers, curious minds! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure through history, science, pop culture and the bizarre... in the pages of "At Home On The Throne", a hilariously addictive Bathroom Reader! ...

The kids finally flew the coop. So why does the nest feel so complicated? Dave and Lisa Morrison spent twenty-three years raising kids, shuttling to soccer practice, negotiating about vegetables, and trying to keep tiny humans alive. Then one Tuesday in August, their daughter drives off to college, and suddenly... silence. No more doors slamming. No more music leaking from bedrooms. No more arguments about whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher. Just Dave and Lisa, staring at each other like awkward teenagers on a first date, wondering: Now what? In this laugh-out-loud honest novel about...

Sticking their noses where they are most definitely not wanted. Despairing of their humans, these pets take it upon themselves to solve the cases they see as only cats and dogs can. Whether they sniff out the clues or fool the criminals into thinking they are harmless pets to be ignored, Rex, Amber, Buster, and more enjoy escapades a plenty in this fun collection of short stories. Grab your copy and be ready for the fur to fly! Includes: Police Dog - Day One Amber's Bust The Little Lost Dachshund Hell Cat Hell Hounds The Clown, the Witch, and the Cat The Case of the Missing Pasty

With over 3,000 jokes, this audiobook is a great addition to any family library and is sure to provide listeners of all ages with limitless pleasure. Explore the world of timeless dad jokes that are so funny they make you grin, sharp one-liners that will surprise you, smart puns that play on words in the funniest ways, and short humorous stories that will make you laugh. There's something in this collection for every age group to appreciate, be they young, old, or somewhere in between.

Step into the Northwoods, where trees stretched taller than steeples, storms cracked louder than cannons, and laughter echoed across the rivers. Here lives Paul Bunyan — the mightiest lumberjack who ever walked the land — and his faithful companion, Babe the Blue Ox. From the moment Paul was born too big for his cradle, to the day he and Babe reshaped rivers, carved valleys, and cooked flapjacks on a griddle the size of a lake, their adventures grew into the tallest tales America has ever told. Taller than the pines, bigger than the mountains, funnier than a flapjack roof, this book ...

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Wrecker needs to deal with smugglers, grave robbers, and pooping iguanas—just as soon as he finishes Zoom school. Welcome to another wild adventure in Carl Hiaasen's Florida! Valdez Jones VIII calls himself Wrecker because his...

There’s never a dull moment with silly jokes just for kids! Forget being bored. That should never be a thing! Keep the fun and laughter going whether at home, on the go, or quite honestly…wherever! This book is overflowing with rounds of children friendly jokes!

These clean jokes will make you laugh for hours! This audiobook is perfect as a gift for your dad, bros, or as a collection of jokes to tell your kids.

Can a stuttering wizard become the hero of legend? Marvin is a wizard… kind of. He’s got magic, a glowing horn, and a scroll of Fireball he’s too nervous to use. He also stutters when he's scared, trips over his own cloak, and never expected to be chosen for anything legendary. But when a shattered crown from an ancient hero starts glowing in his presence, Marvin’s quiet life turns upside down. With danger rising and forgotten enemies awakening, Marvin must team up with a grumpy orc warrior, a clever tinker with a thing for smoke bombs, and a poet who can’t stop talking (or ...

Transform Your Thanksgiving into a Feast of Laughter, Learning, & Legendary Fun! 🦃🍁 Why settle for just turkey & pie when you can add a side of brain-boosting, belly-laughing trivia to your holiday table? This book is your ultimate Thanksgiving companion, packed with 101+ trivia questions with incredibly fun and funny detailed answer explanations that will entertain kids, challenge adults, & spark hilarious debates over who really knows their Pilgrim history. From fascinating facts about the First Thanksgiving to funny turkey tidbits, this quiz is the perfect way to bond while ...

In today’s world, it seems like it is becoming ever more important to figure out how to laugh. Society today seems always to be so serious and doesn’t make time for the most important things - like laughing with your friends and family over a few good jokes. So make your life more enjoyable and dive into jokes you haven’t heard of before!

Laugh-Out-Loud Fart Jokes for the Whole Family If you believe farts are funny (and let’s be honest—who doesn’t?), this book is packed with 100 clean, goofy, and totally gassy jokes that will have readers young and old laughing out loud. 100 Funny Fart Jokes delivers side-splitting humor that’s perfect for road trips, family nights, party games, or just anytime you need a quick giggle. These stink-free jokes are safe for kids, appreciated by silly adults, and ideal for fans of hilarious bathroom humor. It’s a surefire way to break the ice, lighten the mood, and bring some fun to ...

Thirty years ago, Emma Sinclair left Maple Grove—and Ethan Cooper's heart—for the bright lights of Broadway. Now she's back with a failed marriage, a stalled career, and a rescue dog named Trouble. The last person she wants to see? Her high school sweetheart, now the town's widowed veterinarian who's spent three years going through the motions of life. Their adult children have other plans. Armed with fake dating profiles, strategic scheming, and the town's most intrusive gossip network, Noah and Lily launch "Operation Second Chance" to reunite their parents. As Emma and Ethan rehearse ...