Apocalyptic Comedy

8 billion zombies. 9 epic books. 1 man. A year ago, Amo woke from a coma to a world that felt too loud, too crowded, too overwhelming. To survive, he rebuilt his life in the quiet corners of Manhattan – finally finding his anchor in Lara. One perfect date, and he thought his life had truly begun. The next morning, Lara was gone. Everyone was gone. Eight billion people turned into monsters overnight. Planes spiral from the sky. Manhattan is a bloody wasteland. But the zombies aren't rampaging mindlessly — they're moving. Deliberately. Together. All in the same direction. Amo follows them...

Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. He's going to Disney World.

Raven Pines has been shut down for 5 years, and two plumbers are hired to check whether the town can finally be reopened. Spoiler: It absolutely cannot! What follows is a violent, chaotic descent into mutation, madness, and government projects that never should’ve existed. Grindhouse energy, splatterpunk intensity, and black comedy collide in a story that will make you laugh, gag, and grip the book a little too tightly. WARNING! Reader discretion is advised. “Outstanding. Horrifying. Disgustingly beautiful. Also I’m never going swimming again.” — Pondwater Panic Press “This ...

This manual provides a review of the tactical combat advantages enjoyed by zombies and gives the listener a step-by-step guide to adopting them for him or herself. Have you wondered where the great military leaders of modern history have found their collective inspirations? Well look no further. It is the walking dead upon whom the most important tactical infantry innovations of the last three hundred years have been based.

The Messiah is back… and he’s not thrilled about it. Jesus 2.0 just woke up in Manhattan—with a craving for pizza, a vague sense of doom, and zero enthusiasm for saving the world. He swears, drinks beer, questions everything, and would really prefer not to fulfill a prophecy no one remembers writing. But time is running out, the angels are unionizing, and the end of days is ahead of schedule. If you enjoy: Satirical fiction with bite Dark comedy in the spirit of Good Omens or Lamb Twisted takes on religion, redemption, and divine bureaucracy Then The Reluctant Jesus is your next ...

In a perfect world where everyone destroys everything and eats human flesh, one zombie has had enough: Buck Burger. When he rebels at the natural disorder, his marriage starts deteriorating and a doctor prescribes him an anti-depressant. Buck meets a beautiful green-haired pharmacist fairy named Fairy_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a cold war between zombies and supernatural creatures.

Good girls don't smoke Good girls get their immunisations. Good girls die in the first five minutes of the zombie apocalypse It's a good thing that Charlotte's only been pretending to be a good girl. Her naughty streak is either going to save her life, or get her devoured. And there are worse things going bump in the night, than the red-eyes. A suspenseful, sexy and sinful road-trip to the end of the world and back again. It''s science fiction meets horror meets comedy and a romp to end all romps!

Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another. However, none of that mattered following the sudden arrival of a mysterious sickness that brought with it infected mobs of zombie-like creatures thirsting for the flesh of the living. Trapped in a Chicago apartment the morning after a raucous bachelor party, Charlie and his old fraternity buddies must battle for survival against the cannibalistic horde, a military invasion and their own rampant stupidity.

World War Z: The Complete Edition (Movie Tie-in Edition): An Oral History of the Zombie War is a new version of Max Brooks' episodic zombie novel. The abridged versions of the original stories are now joined with new, unabridged recordings of the episodes that were not included in the original...

In this terrifying and hilarious prequel, we witness the genesis of the zombie plague in early 19th-century England. We watch Elizabeth Bennet evolve from a nave young teenager into a savage slayer of the undead. We laugh as she begins her first clumsy training with nunchucks and katana swords and cry when her first blush with romance goes tragically awry.

Dan has accidentally "Noclipped" into the Backrooms—a bizarro, extra-dimensional Alice-in-Wonderland world, overrun with horrific nightmare creatures known as the Dwellers. No one ever gets out. Hell, forget about leaving, if Dan wants to survive the week, he's going to need to harness the strange game-like magic of the Backrooms, make some very sketchy allies, and carve out a little safe haven to call his own.

One final delivery. One impossible destination. One world marked for liquidation. Night-shift driver Milo Grant enters an abandoned mall carrying a mysterious black package—and discovers The Exchange, an endless game-like dungeon where Earth has been listed for auction. Assigned the unusual Route Runner class, Milo gains abilities that reveal hidden paths, return objects, borrow momentum, and complete supernatural deliveries. With a sarcastic navigation AI and a small team of survivors, he must carry Earth’s Existence Claim to Floor One Hundred. But every shortcut creates Debt, and The ...

For the first time, the Internet phenomenon is now in print! Beheading a zombie isn't easy in a world where you're more afraid of the living than the dead. Adrian Ring's simple life is thrown into chaos when the world is ripped apart by a plague of undead and legions of desperate survivors. Retreating to Auburn Lake Preparatory Academy, Adrian attempts to rescue friends and family on the way while dancing around his impending insanity over who and what he left behind, and evading maniac survivors.

If you’re a fan of post-apocalyptic comedy, gritty dystopian sci-fi, and absurdist adventures like Fallout or Idiocracy, you’ve found your next obsession. In the gleaming mega-city of United America, John Mason is a glitch in the system. While the elite sip tranquility lattes topped with seaweed foam and serotonin, John is just trying to survive the mandated perfection. By day, he scrubs glass towers; by night, he hunts for his sister, Lily—swallowed by the cracks of paradise five years ago. Then he snaps. One alcohol-fueled mistake leads to a one-way ticket to the wasteland.

Boxford High pranksters cause a chemistry lab to go wrong and students are forced to face something far worse than S.A.T.’s and cafeteria lunches - an infection that turns students into zombies scouring the halls for survivors. A group of unlikely companions; an artistic goth, star-athlete jock, disgruntled loner, would-be marine, sassy cheerleader, and angry Asian, must fend off the living dead. As they fight through locker rooms and dance their way across the theater, they will find surviving zombies is more complicated than puberty.

With the shadow of the Flayed Monarch looming ever closer, Dan must prepare the store and himself for the battle to come. To stand a chance, he’ll need to expand his operations, broker a precarious trade deal with the Delvers of Howlers Hold, and transform his stash of relics into an arsenal of magical war crimes.

Yet another brilliant entry in Kenemore’s zombie canon - Cap’n Hook meets the undead. Set in the Caribbean of the eighteenth century, the epicenter of piracy, voodoo, and the dark arts, The Code of the Zombie Pirate reveals all the secrets to selecting, customizing, and managing a motley crew of pirates-cum-zombies.

From the widely acclaimed author of The Gone-Away World and Tigerman, comes a virtuosic new novel set in a near-future, high-tech surveillance state, that is equal parts dark comedy, gripping detective story, and mind-bending philosophical puzzle. "A Pynchonesque mega-novel that periodically...

When the zombie apocalypse hits the quiet Asheville, NC, subdivision of Whispering Pines, the residents don't turn to the police or the military. Nope. They rely on their iron-fisted Home Owners Association! Which Jace Stanford and his family aren’t too keen on. Undead hordes are hard enough to deal with in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, who needs HOA fines too?

BRAKA-V The trial cured Dana's cancer. It didn't stop there. Better sex. Faster healing. A hunger for rare steak — and then for something else entirely. Within a year, Dana Whitfield is Patient Zero for a pandemic that turns marked women into something the news doesn't have a word for. Her husband finds out too late. The doctor who made her stays quiet, because he's not ready to lose his masterpiece. With nothing left and eleven years of sales instincts she can't shut off, Dana does the one thing nobody expects from a monster: she organizes. A dark, funny, unflinching pandemic thriller ...