Apocalyptic Comedy

This manual provides a review of the tactical combat advantages enjoyed by zombies and gives the listener a step-by-step guide to adopting them for him or herself. Have you wondered where the great military leaders of modern history have found their collective inspirations? Well look no further. It is the walking dead upon whom the most important tactical infantry innovations of the last three hundred years have been based.

Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. He's going to Disney World.

8 billion zombies. 9 epic books. 1 man. A year ago, Amo woke from a coma to a world that felt too loud, too crowded, too overwhelming. To survive, he rebuilt his life in the quiet corners of Manhattan – finally finding his anchor in Lara. One perfect date, and he thought his life had truly begun. The next morning, Lara was gone. Everyone was gone. Eight billion people turned into monsters overnight. Planes spiral from the sky. Manhattan is a bloody wasteland. But the zombies aren't rampaging mindlessly — they're moving. Deliberately. Together. All in the same direction. Amo follows them...

Raven Pines has been shut down for 5 years, and two plumbers are hired to check whether the town can finally be reopened. Spoiler: It absolutely cannot! What follows is a violent, chaotic descent into mutation, madness, and government projects that never should’ve existed. Grindhouse energy, splatterpunk intensity, and black comedy collide in a story that will make you laugh, gag, and grip the book a little too tightly. WARNING! Reader discretion is advised. “Outstanding. Horrifying. Disgustingly beautiful. Also I’m never going swimming again.” — Pondwater Panic Press “This ...

The Messiah is back… and he’s not thrilled about it. Jesus 2.0 just woke up in Manhattan—with a craving for pizza, a vague sense of doom, and zero enthusiasm for saving the world. He swears, drinks beer, questions everything, and would really prefer not to fulfill a prophecy no one remembers writing. But time is running out, the angels are unionizing, and the end of days is ahead of schedule. If you enjoy: Satirical fiction with bite Dark comedy in the spirit of Good Omens or Lamb Twisted takes on religion, redemption, and divine bureaucracy Then The Reluctant Jesus is your next ...

World War Z: The Complete Edition (Movie Tie-in Edition): An Oral History of the Zombie War is a new version of Max Brooks' episodic zombie novel. The abridged versions of the original stories are now joined with new, unabridged recordings of the episodes that were not included in the original...

Dan has accidentally "Noclipped" into the Backrooms—a bizarro, extra-dimensional Alice-in-Wonderland world, overrun with horrific nightmare creatures known as the Dwellers. No one ever gets out. Hell, forget about leaving, if Dan wants to survive the week, he's going to need to harness the strange game-like magic of the Backrooms, make some very sketchy allies, and carve out a little safe haven to call his own.

In a perfect world where everyone destroys everything and eats human flesh, one zombie has had enough: Buck Burger. When he rebels at the natural disorder, his marriage starts deteriorating and a doctor prescribes him an anti-depressant. Buck meets a beautiful green-haired pharmacist fairy named Fairy_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a cold war between zombies and supernatural creatures.

What happens when love and laughter collide in a nuclear wasteland? Meet Bopo and Tippy, 2 clowns in love. When they narrowly survive a nuclear apocalypse. They pack up their stuff and head out on a cross country road trip through the nuclear wasteland to see if their family in Florida managed to survive. Along their journey they will face the harsh trials and Tribulations of the wasteland and do so with bright painted smiles. Because in a world turned upside down by a nuclear apocalypse, love and laughter may become the ultimate survival tools.

Good girls don't smoke Good girls get their immunisations. Good girls die in the first five minutes of the zombie apocalypse It's a good thing that Charlotte's only been pretending to be a good girl. Her naughty streak is either going to save her life, or get her devoured. And there are worse things going bump in the night, than the red-eyes. A suspenseful, sexy and sinful road-trip to the end of the world and back again. It''s science fiction meets horror meets comedy and a romp to end all romps!

From the widely acclaimed author of The Gone-Away World and Tigerman, comes a virtuosic new novel set in a near-future, high-tech surveillance state, that is equal parts dark comedy, gripping detective story, and mind-bending philosophical puzzle. "A Pynchonesque mega-novel that periodically...

With the shadow of the Flayed Monarch looming ever closer, Dan must prepare the store and himself for the battle to come. To stand a chance, he’ll need to expand his operations, broker a precarious trade deal with the Delvers of Howlers Hold, and transform his stash of relics into an arsenal of magical war crimes.

Galapagos takes the listener back one million years to AD 1986. A simple vacation cruise suddenly becomes an evolutionary journey. Thanks to an apocalypse, a small group of survivors stranded on the Galapagos Islands are about to become the progenitors of a brave, new, totally different human race. Kurt Vonnegut, America's master satirist, looks at our world and shows us all that is sadly, madly awry - and all that is worth saving.

One final delivery. One impossible destination. One world marked for liquidation. Night-shift driver Milo Grant enters an abandoned mall carrying a mysterious black package—and discovers The Exchange, an endless game-like dungeon where Earth has been listed for auction. Assigned the unusual Route Runner class, Milo gains abilities that reveal hidden paths, return objects, borrow momentum, and complete supernatural deliveries. With a sarcastic navigation AI and a small team of survivors, he must carry Earth’s Existence Claim to Floor One Hundred. But every shortcut creates Debt, and The ...

Yet another brilliant entry in Kenemore’s zombie canon - Cap’n Hook meets the undead. Set in the Caribbean of the eighteenth century, the epicenter of piracy, voodoo, and the dark arts, The Code of the Zombie Pirate reveals all the secrets to selecting, customizing, and managing a motley crew of pirates-cum-zombies.

The world ended four years ago, but it’s okay. Daria likes it this way. There’s no reality TV, no crime and no social media. Everything was going great until she was accidentally elected leader of her small community. Now she’s got to deal with the self-proclaimed last pervert in the world, a cook that secretly serves dog assholes for dinner if she doesn't like you, and finally, Hugo. The former leader. An angry, red-faced, gambling addict who looks like a dwarf from fantasy books. Scavenging in the city with her best friend Abby they hear voices over the radio. They've never heard ...

When the zombie apocalypse hits the quiet Asheville, NC, subdivision of Whispering Pines, the residents don't turn to the police or the military. Nope. They rely on their iron-fisted Home Owners Association! Which Jace Stanford and his family aren’t too keen on. Undead hordes are hard enough to deal with in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, who needs HOA fines too?

For the first time, the Internet phenomenon is now in print! Beheading a zombie isn't easy in a world where you're more afraid of the living than the dead. Adrian Ring's simple life is thrown into chaos when the world is ripped apart by a plague of undead and legions of desperate survivors. Retreating to Auburn Lake Preparatory Academy, Adrian attempts to rescue friends and family on the way while dancing around his impending insanity over who and what he left behind, and evading maniac survivors.

In this terrifying and hilarious prequel, we witness the genesis of the zombie plague in early 19th-century England. We watch Elizabeth Bennet evolve from a nave young teenager into a savage slayer of the undead. We laugh as she begins her first clumsy training with nunchucks and katana swords and cry when her first blush with romance goes tragically awry.

Long before civilization collapsed, Dwayne was ready for it. A former “toy soldier” at FAO Schwarz, he spent years stockpiling supplies and waiting for the world to end. When a massive solar flare finally pulled the plug on civilization, Dwayne turned his beloved toy store into a fortress and assembled a cult of loyal minions—his “adds”—named after the video-game villains and heroes of his childhood. In the drowned ruins of Manhattan, batteries are currency, childhood memories are scripture, and the mysterious Sungunners run a casino out of the Plaza Hotel. As famine and ...