Politicians and diapers must be changed often and mostly for the same reason. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle Boogie.

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

I'm not a bitch, just a teller of unfortunate truths. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

Life before the computer: Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle

• Memory was something that you lost with age
• An application was for employment
• A program was a TV show
• A cursor used profanity
• A keyboard was a piano
• A web was a spider's home
• A virus was the flu
• A CD was a bank account
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
• And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you hoped nobody found out.

There are three groups who spends other people's money: children, thieves and then there are politicians. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.

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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates

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My Mom never told me that one day I would pee when I sneeze. Hosted by April J, SassyScribe and K Elle.