You will never find her.

Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact?

No.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:03:00 Casual killing
• 00:14:30 Gore/violence
• 00:55:20 Government intimidation

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
• Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

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What have you gotten us into? This is your fault.

A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:00:38 Alcoholism
• 00:25:45 Evidence of violent death
• 00:59:05 Propaganda, implication of state violence
• 01:21:17 Gore/violence

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration?

Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen?

Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!

• 00:35:15 Extractive/predatory business practices
• 00:42:25 Mention of suicide
• 00:56:15Exploitative business practices
• 01:43:40 Explosions

== CREDITS ==

Cast:

• Patrick Perini, GM
• Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
• Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
• Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
• Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
• Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV

Crew:

• Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
• Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
• Renee Juneau, Chronicler
• Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
• Sayer Roberts, Composer
• Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
• Colin Epstein, Writer

System:

• Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press

Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st