Episodios

  • Villa Finally Score and Wolves Still Waiting
    Sep 25 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn review a weekend full of drama, with their usual daftness.

    ⚽ Liverpool edge the Merseyside derby

    ⚽ Wolves hand Leeds their first open-play goals… three of them!

    ⚽ Arsenal rescue a point against City

    ⚽ United squeak past Chelsea in the rain

    ⚽ Fulham flying, Brentford stumbling

    ⚽ Sunderland stubborn, Villa finally score (yes, really)

    Plus: plenty of silliness, accidental life advice, and their usual look at the Premier League without the jargon.

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    14 m
  • The Liverpool Late Show Is Extended
    Sep 18 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn are back with another week of Premier League mayhem in Two Left Feet!

    ⚽ Arsenal cruise past Forest to stay hot on Liverpool’s heels

    ⚽ Liverpool leave it late (again) to edge Burnley

    ⚽ City bounce back with a derby win

    ⚽ Spurs respond with a 3–0 at West Ham

    ⚽ Brentford snatch a late draw with Chelsea

    Plus: Sunderland’s solid start, Villa’s ongoing misery, and a wrap on how the table looks heading into European action midweek.

    Funny, light, and jargon-free — football chat with a difference.

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    16 m
  • Clear and Obvious
    Sep 4 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn bring you another round of football chaos with their unique take on the Premier League — and a quick peek at Deadline Day’s biggest moves.

    ⚽ Manchester United finally get a win in typical chaotic fashion

    ⚽ Chelsea beat Fulham — with VAR stealing the headlines again

    ⚽ Liverpool edge Arsenal with a wonder strike

    ⚽ City stunned by Brighton

    ⚽ Palace and West Ham shock with big away wins

    ⚽ Isak joins Liverpool for £125m as Deadline Day delivers its usual drama

    All mixed with plenty of silliness, snack-based disasters, and the return of our favourite question: what’s actually “clear and obvious”?

    No show next week due to the international break — but Rebecca and Marilyn will be back soon with more football fun.

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    13 m
  • Not So Spursy Anymore
    Aug 29 2025

    Rebecca and Marilyn are back with their unique take on the Premier League’s second weekend!

    ⚽ Liverpool’s 16-year-old debutant wins it in the 100th minute at Newcastle

    ⚽ Spurs shock Manchester City at the Etihad

    ⚽ Chelsea hammer West Ham five-one

    ⚽ Arsenal flying high with a five-nil win over Leeds

    ⚽ Everton christen their new stadium with a win

    ⚽ United’s £250m attack still misfiring at Fulham

    All served with plenty of silly stories, snack-based disasters, and the return of Statisha — our AI prediction oracle.

    Funny, accessible, and jargon-free football chat — Two Left Feet is football done differently.

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    15 m
  • 1-0 To The Trolley
    Aug 22 2025

    Premier League is BACK!

    Rebecca and Marilyn kick off the new season of Two Left Feet with their take on the opening weekend:

    ✅ Liverpool’s emotional night at Anfield

    ✅ Sunderland’s flying Premier League comeback

    ✅ Arsenal edging past Manchester United

    ✅ City running riot at Wolves

    ✅ Chelsea & United’s £200m strikers misfiring

    ✅ Nottingham Forest on fire with Chris Wood

    All served with jokes about runaway trolleys, curry-flavoured banana bread, and everything in between.

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    13 m
  • Marilyn's Inexplicable Red Card
    Aug 14 2025

    Two Left Feet is back!

    Rebecca and Marilyn return with a season preview full of laughs, surprises, and the kind of football analysis you won’t hear anywhere else.

    ✅ England’s Lionesses pull off another Euro triumph

    ✅ Chelsea’s storm-soaked Club World Cup win, and a cameo from a certain foam-finger-waving gatecrasher

    ✅ Transfer window madness

    ✅ Rival seagull gangs and queue-shaped calves (yes, really)

    Plus — our AI football guru returns to predict the new season… what could possibly go wrong?

    Listen now for football chat that’s fun, friendly, and completely free of confusing jargon.

    🎧 Listen to the Two Left Feet Season Preview Special now — wherever you get your podcasts.

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    19 m
  • Custard with Yorkshire Puddings?!
    May 29 2025

    🎙️⚽ The Final Whistle Is Here! ⚽🎙️

    This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca wrap up the most chaotic, confusing, and comedically catastrophic football season in style — with all the silliness and sideways logic you've come to expect.

    📺 In this final episode of the season:

    🏆 A full Gameweek 38 review: Who won the last Champions League places? Did Newcastle wobble? Did Spurs really have an "outstanding" season?

    🧠 AI's final prediction review: The robot had one eye on a sunlounger and guessed like a pundit with one flip-flop on.

    🎟️ Plus a look at Arsenal women's incredible Lisbon success, the playoff weekend and European finals — with more tension than a suitcase zip on a budget airline.

    💥 And it’s all lovingly brought to you by this week's sponsor: Phil’s Reversible Flip-Flops — “For when your summer holiday goes both ways!”

    Don’t miss it — the football might be over, but the laughs aren’t.

    📣 Two Left Feet — Final episode of the season. Available now wherever you get your pods, videos or vaguely chaotic football wisdom. ⚽🎧

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    15 m
  • The Eagles Have Landed
    May 21 2025

    Two Left Feet – The Eagles Have Landed

    The title’s sorted — but the rest? Utter chaos.

    This week, Rebecca and Marilyn dive headfirst into the top-five scrap as the race for Europe goes right to the wire. City climb back into third and lead the race for the Champions League places, while Newcastle, Chelsea, Villa, and Forest all line up for one final push.

    We also cover:

    🏆 Crystal Palace’s first-ever major trophy — with Dean Henderson playing like he’s been possessed by a brick wall.

    🔁 Trent Alexander-Arnold to Real Madrid — it’s official, and it could get him to the Club World Cup early

    🤖 Our AI’s prediction review — 7 correct outcomes, 1 perfect score — and its final say on who finishes where

    It’s the penultimate show of the season — and we’re still not quite sure how the offside rule works.

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    17 m