Rebecca and Marilyn review a weekend full of drama, with their usual daftness.

⚽ Liverpool edge the Merseyside derby

⚽ Wolves hand Leeds their first open-play goals… three of them!

⚽ Arsenal rescue a point against City

⚽ United squeak past Chelsea in the rain

⚽ Fulham flying, Brentford stumbling

⚽ Sunderland stubborn, Villa finally score (yes, really)

Plus: plenty of silliness, accidental life advice, and their usual look at the Premier League without the jargon.

Rebecca and Marilyn are back with another week of Premier League mayhem in Two Left Feet!

⚽ Arsenal cruise past Forest to stay hot on Liverpool’s heels

⚽ Liverpool leave it late (again) to edge Burnley

⚽ City bounce back with a derby win

⚽ Spurs respond with a 3–0 at West Ham

⚽ Brentford snatch a late draw with Chelsea

Plus: Sunderland’s solid start, Villa’s ongoing misery, and a wrap on how the table looks heading into European action midweek.

Funny, light, and jargon-free — football chat with a difference.

Rebecca and Marilyn bring you another round of football chaos with their unique take on the Premier League — and a quick peek at Deadline Day’s biggest moves.

⚽ Manchester United finally get a win in typical chaotic fashion

⚽ Chelsea beat Fulham — with VAR stealing the headlines again

⚽ Liverpool edge Arsenal with a wonder strike

⚽ City stunned by Brighton

⚽ Palace and West Ham shock with big away wins

⚽ Isak joins Liverpool for £125m as Deadline Day delivers its usual drama

All mixed with plenty of silliness, snack-based disasters, and the return of our favourite question: what’s actually “clear and obvious”?

No show next week due to the international break — but Rebecca and Marilyn will be back soon with more football fun.