Oh hello, it’s a little early in the morning to be waking up, isn’t it? Oh, and what’s that outside your bedroom window? A sweet little nocturnal critter? Or is it an alien grey using its mind tricks to make you misremember your own abduction!? Definitely the latter - and don’t worry - Iain has all the facts on SCREEN MEMORIES! The phenomenon when paranormal creatures dress up as Earth creatures to mess with your head!

And then Jordan is very hopeful that you’ve got some writing utensils handy! Because today, he’s got life hacks! Yes, he’s done them before; but at least one of them may well save your life! So pay attention, or don’t, but do write them down as this week it’s all about keeping yourself safe.

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Hello! Are you well? Great! Today, Iain has the story of Pat Price; a seemingly ordinary guy who turned out to be the CIA’s best asset! That is until he saw something he shouldn’t.

Jordan then tells us about some (dumb) criminals who ALMOST got away with their crimes. They were SO close!! But one thing (usually their own stupidity) got in their way, causing them to feel the full brunt of the law!

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Welcome to a double dose of the paranormal! The Guys have joined forces to bring you not just your regular segment as presented by Iain, but a full second segment presented by the one ands only Jordan! First Iain tells us about a line of dancing goblins that was seen by a farmer in France. These weren’t break dancing mind you, it was more the spooky kind. Confused? Dont worry, it’s all explained. Then Jordan gives us a list of people who didmi believe in the paranormal UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! So her they are, fir your entertainment, the spooky thing that changed these ordinary peoples minds into the ghosts of believing kind!

This week, the Guys are teaming up for a full two-segment dose of the weird!. Iain kicks things off with a strange tale from rural France where a poor farmer spotted a line of dancing goblins in his field. Not the breakdancing kind… the spooky, unnerving kind. Confused? Don’t worry, all is explained!

Then Jordan brings a list of people who didn’t believe in the paranormal — UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! Real stories, real weirdness, and some proper ghost-converting chaos and they’re all here, for your entertainment: the eerie encounters that made skeptics believe.

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Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!

Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperature of lightning! It’s all go today!

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Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!

And then there’s Jordan. And today he is giving us all some advice that sounds weird… until you try it! And it works a bloody treat! From laser nipples to accepting yourself, Jordan has the lowdown on how to live your life to its fullest (even if it’s a bit of a strange process to get there).

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This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!

Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some of the internet’s stories from people who had the misfortune of running into a situation that forced them to realise they were, in fact, dating an idiot. So it’s kinda like a checklist: has your significant other done any of these? If yes - tell us! Then take that knowledge as you both sail off into your future together, no other action required.

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This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes! But have a listen and decide for yourself.

Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally normal in the moment… but are actually kind of weird when you think about them.

What a time to be alive on a Monday!

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