Episodios

  • Stupid Didn't Take a Day Off
    Oct 6 2025

    This week on Two Grumpy Vets, I sit down with Bryan and the Duuude for a meandering, laugh-out-loud catch‑up that runs from ham radio projects to hot rods, road rage, and real talk on military standards. We kick off with Rich’s Mississippi antenna build, WebSDR 101, and Raspberry Pi tinkering, then veer into highway headaches, CDL enforcement stories, and prep for Mississippi’s massive Cruisin’ the Coast car week. From gassers at the strip to shade-hunting curbside strategy, we map out our plan to soak in 10,000+ rides.

    We pivot into a serious segment on the state of the U.S. military, leadership, PT standards, and why tough love matters—grounded in our own experiences from smoking soldiers to the heavy burden of casualty notifications. We wind down with windshield woes, Jeep mods, old-money rabbit holes, urban legends, and book talk—Stephen King, Truman Capote, and the Amarillo-set Bomb City—before closing with our value‑for‑value invite and listener shout‑outs. If you like shop talk, service talk, and a little life talk, grab a seat in the garage and hang with us.

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    Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 38 m
  • Lump Sums, Lost Nuts, and Shuffle Skates
    Sep 29 2025

    In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets (and the Duuude), we kick back for a sprawling, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt hang. We start with life updates and a beloved dog named Bella, then meander into cooking wins (breakfast casseroles, 7-Up cake, and vintage church cookbooks), the Mandela Effect, and a triumphant return to roller skating—complete with hard vs. soft wheels and sore muscles. From there, we free-range into civil discourse, free speech, news fatigue, and how to stay grounded: focus on living well, learning openly, and disagreeing without being disagreeable. We also riff on podcast stats, listener shoutouts from around the world, and the joy of making a show that feels like three friends on a porch at sunset, solving (and laughing at) the world’s problems together.

    Expect humor, a few spicy takes, a dose of faith and history chat, and a reminder that friendship, curiosity, and a good casserole can go a long way.

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    Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 47 m
  • Getting Across Ron's Crack
    Sep 22 2025

    In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on real life: gaming detours (Fortnite, Helldivers, Mortal Kombat), home projects gone sideways (garage chaos and armored soffit vents vs. ninja squirrels), and shop talk from roofing to ham radio antennas. We wander through cooking adventures (DIY mixers, homemade rolls, bacon pancake bakes, Amish onion fritters), dog shenanigans (Bella’s water-bowl rebellion and Jeep-key sprints), and the never‑ending battle of fast‑food prices. We also get candid about heavy family matters—trauma bonds, safety plans, and choosing patience over vengeance—while reminding each other why conversations, humor, and friendship matter.

    We wrap with a quick explainer on our value‑for‑value model, how to send in feedback, and an open invite to share topics you want us to tackle next—whether it’s outdoor stories, gear talk, life stuff, or why stroking corn really is just buttering cobs.

    Email Us:
    Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 34 m
  • My Therapist Says...
    Sep 15 2025

    In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, the hosts dive into a lively discussion about the challenges and humorous aspects of daily life, from dealing with broken partials and internet upgrades to the complexities of modern relationships. Bryan shares a personal story about his daughter's tumultuous relationship, highlighting the manipulative behaviors of narcissistic partners and the importance of recognizing red flags. The conversation also touches on the resilience required to navigate life's unexpected hurdles and the value of maintaining strong family bonds.

    The hosts also explore broader societal issues, such as the impact of government policies on housing and the economy, and the role of education in shaping future generations. They discuss the importance of critical thinking and the need for individuals to take responsibility for their actions and decisions. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and candidness, offering listeners a mix of personal anecdotes, social commentary, and thought-provoking insights.

    Email Us:
    Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan-- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 41 m
  • The Pink Flamingo Impersonator's
    Sep 7 2025

    In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude," Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique perspectives on intentional living, social commentary, and the quirks of daily life. The conversation kicks off with humorous anecdotes about pets, yard work, and the challenges of keeping up with energetic dogs. The trio delves into the intricacies of gaming, reminiscing about classic arcade games and discussing the evolution of gaming consoles. They also touch on the peculiarities of modern technology, including AI and the latest trends in gaming.

    The discussion takes a turn towards more serious topics as the hosts explore issues like property taxes, the housing market, and the complexities of political discourse. They share candid opinions on the state of the world, touching on subjects like immigration, government policies, and the influence of big corporations. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted look at hobbies, from model trains to cooking experiments, and a reminder of the value-for-value model that keeps the podcast ad-free and listener-supported. Join the conversation for a mix of humor, insight, and a touch of grumpiness.

    Email Us:
    Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 39 m
  • Unqualified Opinions
    Aug 25 2025

    In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude," we dive into a myriad of topics with our signature blend of humor and candid commentary. We kick off with a light-hearted discussion about the nuances of button mashing versus button pushing, and the technical hiccups that sometimes accompany our live recordings. The conversation then shifts to the quirks of pet ownership, particularly dealing with dogs during thunderstorms, and the various solutions like thunder shirts and earmuffs that can help calm our furry friends.

    As the episode progresses, we tackle more serious subjects, including the challenges of homelessness and the societal structures that contribute to it. We explore the complexities of poverty, the role of government assistance, and the importance of personal responsibility. The discussion also touches on the evolving landscape of video games, the impact of social commentary in gaming, and the nostalgia of classic arcade games. Throughout the episode, we maintain a balance of humor and thoughtful discourse, ensuring an engaging experience for our listeners.

    Email Us:
    Rich-- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 46 m
  • Adulting is a Lie: Send Help (and Maybe Snacks)
    Aug 18 2025

    In this episode, we dive into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, sharing stories about our dogs and their quirky behaviors. From Bella's calm demeanor despite her stray beginnings to Rain's lap dog tendencies, we explore the unique personalities of our furry friends. We also touch on the humorous and sometimes frustrating aspects of training and living with pets, including Bella's unexpected encounters with a stray cat and her aversion to vacuum cleaners.

    We also reminisce about our military experiences, discussing the camaraderie and challenges faced during service. From the strict routines and unexpected responsibilities to the humorous anecdotes of military life, we reflect on how these experiences have shaped us. The conversation shifts to the importance of finding trustworthy mechanics and the value of honest work, highlighting personal stories of car repairs and the search for reliable service. Join us for a candid and entertaining discussion on life, pets, and the lessons learned along the way.

    Email Us:
    Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 43 m
  • Hacking Up Hedges and Other Life Lessons
    Aug 11 2025

    In this lively episode of "Two Grumpy Vets," hosts Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique blend of humor and social commentary. The conversation meanders through a variety of topics, from the intricacies of oilfield DOT laws to the quirks of driving regulations and the challenges of modern technology. The trio also delves into personal anecdotes, discussing everything from childhood memories of riding bikes and getting stitches to the joys and frustrations of pet ownership. The episode is a testament to the camaraderie and banter that defines their friendship, offering listeners a glimpse into the everyday lives of three veterans navigating the complexities of the world.

    As the discussion unfolds, the hosts touch on broader societal issues, including the impact of technology on social interactions and the evolving landscape of media and entertainment. They reflect on the cultural shifts that have occurred over the years, sharing their thoughts on everything from classic movies and TV shows to the changing nature of public spaces and community gatherings. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a light-hearted and engaging tone, inviting listeners to join them in their exploration of life's many facets, all while emphasizing the importance of friendship and open dialogue.
    Email Us:
    Rich -- mailto://rchelson@gmail.com
    Bryan -- mailto://circlecast@gmail.com


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    2 h y 37 m