If you're able to stay awake, you might find out whether this reboot was a deboot or not. I'm too tired to think of something clever. A good reviewers can't sleep because a movie can be so bad, a bad reviewer can't sleep because he doesn't know why movies are bad.

Join us in two weeks as we watch True Grit and its remake!

With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog the voice of Michael J. Fox, these old men came rolling home.

Which movie found its way into our hearts and which one got lost in the woods on the way there? Join us as we take you on an unforgettable trip with thrills, emotions, and the idea that every single animal actor is actually mistreated and animal handlers are evil?

In two weeks time, John and Noah find themselves reviewing the 1997 film Insomnia and it's 2002, Chris Nolan counterpart.

Trust us when we say that we were surprised when we realized which movie deserved our praise. One option was too high on its own supply while the other was a smooth ride through criminal mischief.

Join us in two weeks as we tackle The Incredible Journey and Homeward Bound!

This one was grueling for reasons we had not anticipated nor could we have imagined. The debate as to which movie we disliked more is one we were not expecting. Erotic degeneracy versus a monotonous impassivity, who comes out on the bottom?

Join us in two weeks as we talk about The Manchurian Candidate and its 2004 remake!

One of these films was dashing through the snow and far more charming and suave than the other more perplexing, one-dimensional choice. The real question is which angel swooned us harder, and that answer may be less obvious.

Join us next time as we (we swear this time) watch Going Places (1974) and The Jesus Rolls!

Shhh, can you hear that? Listen closely. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. It's the sound of The Worst Critics discovering a newly certified banger. Which take was the subtle, gripping banger and which was the overly complex, more stilted approach? Everything is in the audio, so listen up as we prattle on about these two films.

Join us in two weeks for our reviews of Going Places (1974) and its remake The Jesus Rolls!

Three movies enter, and well, three movies leave. In the first ever 3-parter, we decide whether or not these movies deserve to be lost and forgotten in their prime or thrust back into the spotlight with a fresh perspective. Which of the three are shining lights and which are crude, hardheaded attempts at a story.

Join us in two weeks as we give our thoughts on the Danish film, The Guilty, and its 2021 American remake!

Raging current or tepid drips? Is the older film too draining and the new one too irresistible? Or is the old one nuanced and the new one an ill-fated fling? Join us as we take a dive under the surface of the erotic movie genre and bask in the heat.

Join us in THREE weeks, yes, three, not two, THREE weeks when we review A Star is Born (1937), its 50s version and its 70s version. Don't worry, we've seen the Cooper/Gaga version.