Episodios

  • Ep. 506: Only 550 More Healthy Weekends
    Apr 13 2026

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia
    • Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner
    • Researching an assumption about a Beatles song
    • Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles
    • Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s
    • All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    49 m
  • Ep. 504: It Would Cause a Civil War Inside Your Intestines
    Mar 31 2026

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year
    • Deciding on a burger for lunch
    • I have a nodule on my eye
    • Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico
    • A new show I started watching on Amazon
    • A very strange commercial I keep seeing
    • The Big Coop!
    • All this and new calls from Jason and Ian

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    39 m
  • Ep. 502: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 2
    Mar 17 2026

    In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half.

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    54 m
  • Ep. 501: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 1
    Mar 13 2026

    In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts.

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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  • Ep. 500: Ten Full Days of Podcasting!
    Mar 4 2026

    We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast!

    In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history.

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    1 h y 43 m
  • Ep. 498: It’s On the Same Level as the Golden Gate Bridge
    Feb 16 2026

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz
    • A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower
    • The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island
    • The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear
    • Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song
    • The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    40 m
  • Ep. 496: I’ll Be Sealed Off for Good!
    Feb 5 2026

    In this one I tell you about:

    • Silver Bullets in the oven!
    • A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
    • A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
    • An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
    • A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
    • A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
    • All that, and a fresh new call from Jason

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    36 m
  • Ep. 494: We’re Going to Be Locked Down for One Whole Day!
    Jan 25 2026

    In this one I tell you about:

    • The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
    • Our pre-storm snack and beer run
    • A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
    • Big news from my hometown
    • All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian

    I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

    Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

    Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

    Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

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    41 m