1. Pirate Facts & Gross History

• Fun pirate trivia segment
• Who performed amputations on pirate ships (cook & carpenter as “surgeons”)
• Hygiene realities:
• No showers → saltwater bathing
• Whale blubber as soap
• Why pirates smelled terrible
• The infamous “poop rope” 😬
• Reactions and commentary (“Okay, that’s enough of that” moment)

2. What Is Gasparilla? (For Non-Tampa Listeners)

• Overview of Gasparilla:
• Tampa’s biggest annual event
• Pirate ship invasion demanding the city key from the mayor
• Parade along Bayshore Boulevard
• Comparison to Mardi Gras
• Tampa’s pirate identity:
• Pirate costumes = normal in January
• Buccaneers, pirate ships, skulls everywhere
• Cultural significance and local pride

3. Personal Gasparilla Experiences

• First-time Gasparilla impressions:
• Short visit, crowds, protesters
• Leaving before it got overwhelming
• Parade logistics:
• Long wait times
• Floats starting hours apart
• Standing around for hours (on floats or watching)
• Why pacing yourself is crucial

4. Gasparilla From Every Angle

• Different ways to experience Gasparilla:
• Brunch + watching from restaurants
• Walking Bayshore for beads
• Riding floats
• Boating flotilla following the pirate ship
• Weather warning:
• One of the coldest Gasparilla’s on record
• Boat participation discouraged this year

5. Captain Morgan Boat Story

• Early morning boat boarding (8:30–9:30 a.m.)
• Drinking starts way too early
• Waiting hours for the invasion
• Being completely wiped out before the parade even starts
• Pre-Uber transportation struggles
• Lesson learned: Gasparilla can end your day fast

6. Friends in Town & Changing Plans

• Friends traveling in for Gasparilla
• Decision not to attend this year:
• Too cold
• Years of past overexposure
• Alternate plans:
• Friday night pre-Gasparilla parties
• Indoor birthday celebration Saturday
• Staying inside Sunday

7. Tampa Bay Stadium Series (NHL Outdoor Game)

• Explanation of the Stadium Series
• Outdoor NHL game in a football stadium
• This year’s matchup:
• Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Boston Bruins
• Raymond James Stadium
• 65,000 fans
• Entertainment lineup:
• Tim McGraw
• LOCASH
• Hunter Hayes
• Weather irony: Tampa finally cold enough

8. Bougie Box Seats & Cold Survival

• Watching the game from a suite
• Food, drinks, warmth
• Preparing for the cold:
• Layers, gloves, hats
• Florida cold vs. Midwest cold debate
• Lighthearted roasting and banter

9. Celebrity Sightings & Final Thoughts

• Former athletes attending:
• Lightning players
• Rays players
• Bucs players
• Excitement for the weekend despite the cold
• Gratitude for the hookup and experience

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Segment 1: The Wild Home Birth

Goal: Share shocking and funny story of niece’s home birth.

· Background context:

o Launa’s niece giving birth at home.

o Family history: first child also home birth, but 30-hour labor.

o Their lifestyle: religious, natural remedies, avoids hospitals and medications.

· Key story beats:

o Water breaks in the shower, goes to the toilet.

o Baby arrives within 10 minutes, dad delivers the baby.

o Midwife called, but not needed.

o Reactions: fear, awe, and humor about the bathroom rug.

o Jokes about placenta traditions (lighthearted, funny, not gross).

Segment 2: Experiencing a C-Section as a Partner

Goal: Contrast controlled hospital birth vs. chaotic home birth.

· Host’s personal story: witnessing a C-section.

· Key details:

o Setting: operating room, mother awake, anesthesiologist, nurses.

o Emotional stress: seeing the mother but turning away from intense visuals.

o Cutting the umbilical cord (highlight that some partners get this opportunity).

o Differences in experience compared to a home birth.

Segment 3: AI Singing Experiment

Goal: Light-hearted tech diversion to end on a fun note.

· Introduce Mozart AI app: turns speech into a singing voice.

· Launa’s experience:

o Downloading and reading long paragraphs.

o Costs adding up ($6.99 + $9.99 + $16.99).

o Creating AI versions of Miranda Lambert and Fleetwood Mac songs.

· Play excerpts

· Funny reactions:

o How computerized it sounds.

o Launa’s raspy voice trying Stevie Nicks.

o Commentary on AI limitations and surprises.

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Segment One: The Transcripts Reveal

Theme: College mistakes, nostalgia, and self-awareness

• Launa brings in her college transcripts
• Shock and laughter at the number of failed classes
• Realization of just how bad things were
• Comparing siblings’ paths:
• Sister: studied abroad, graduated from a four-year college
• Brother: vocational school, bought a house
• Launa: given four years of college money, spent it in two
• Discussion of:
• Credit card debt
• Partying instead of working
• Financial immaturity at 18–19 years old

Segment Two: The “Too Cool for Dorms” Era

Theme: Entitlement meets bad decisions

• Refusing to live in dorms after freshman year
• Moving into an apartment sophomore year
• Not working during the school year or summer
• Staying in Madison just to party
• Hosts react with disbelief and humor

Segment Three: The Fraternity House Summer

Theme: Peak chaos

• Launa renting a room at a fraternity house
• Being the only girl living with fraternity guys
• Staying there all summer instead of working
• Emphasis on:
• Party culture
• Drinking
• Memory gaps
• Jokes about Madison being “too fun for its own good”

Segment Four: Skipping Class 101

Theme: How not to do college

• Not knowing where classes were located
• Skipping classes because buildings were “too far”
• Sleeping instead of attending lectures
• Daytime routine:
• Watching Days of Our Lives
• “Going to the library” (for boys, not books)
• Best grade was French 1 — then dropping it
• Remembering fraternity guys’ names but not academic content

Reflection & Wrap-Up of College Story

• Hosts note how stories keep unfolding over time
• Humor about a future “Launa documentary”
• Commentary on memory, growth, and perspective
• Acknowledgment that she’s now happily married (but still fun)

Segment Five: Transition to Guest Interview

Theme: From chaos to country music

• Introduce Justin Moore:
• Country artist
• Arkansas native
• Performing at Tampa Bay Rodeo’s Bull Bash & Country Music Festival
• Tease his personality: humble, relatable, family-oriented

Segment Six: Justin Moore Interview

Topics Covered:

• First show of the new year
• How he disconnects from music while off the road
• Rodeo performances vs. traditional concerts
• Never riding a bull (manager shut it down)
• Stories about Trace Adkins:
• First tour experience
• Donuts story
• Trace’s unexpected TV habits
• Justin’s radio show and love of sports
• Super Bowl pick

Segment Seven: Game – “More or Less”

Rapid-fire fun segment

• Daddy-daughter deer hunting
• Dry January
• Taylor Swift
• Fortnite (via his son)
• Dierks Bentley
• Justin Moore as a sports commentator
• Personal stories sprinkled throughout

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