Wake Up Dead Man From Ohio!

These week The Voters are taking on the booth alone. It’s a Guestless week that we have taken to discuss the new Netflix hit Mini-series Death By Lightning.

A (mostly) accurate look at one of the stranger elections in the US and certainly one of it’s most unfortunate Assassinations. Plus, Nick Offerman as Mob Enforcer Vice President Chester A. Arthur. AND SWEARS!

We run down the top 10 deaths by lightning in history (some of which we just made up)
Discuss where Netflix can go from here with this fresh new IP that is American History
And it wouldn’t be us if we didn’t Isekai some Ohio Politicians.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Findables:
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - This TV Show Is About The Election
• (00:03:44) - Ella Taylor on the Podcast
• (00:06:10) - Punishment for Plugging Yourself
• (00:07:07) - James Garfield In Death By Lightning
• (00:09:11) - Top 10 Deaths By Lightning
• (00:12:39) - Smash Brothers: A Numbers Attack
• (00:13:01) - Top 10 Famous People Killed By Lightning
• (00:15:41) - 10 Top 10 Deaths By Lightning
• (00:16:40) - St. Patrick's Day: The Death of Lugaid
• (00:18:06) - Top 4 Things You Don't Like About Pokemon
• (00:19:37) - 9 Famous People Killed By Lightning
• (00:22:47) - The Number One Death by Lightning
• (00:23:25) - Jake Paul vs Andrew Tate
• (00:26:08) - Jake Paul Is #1 In The Suicide Forest of Ohio
• (00:28:40) - Death by Lightning Review
• (00:33:56) - The Real Chester A. Arthur's Redemption arc
• (00:40:05) - Netflix's Search for Its Identity
• (00:43:24) - The Four Horsemen Review
• (00:47:20) - Death by Lightning Review
• (00:49:05) - Death by Lightning: A Spin Off
• (00:55:15) - Let's Make a Charles Guiteau Movie
• (00:59:22) - How Different Would Ohio Politics Have Been If Jerry Springer Had Run for
• (01:04:41) - Are You A Real Ohio Boy?
• (01:07:33) - What Would J.D. Vance Have Done In The Era of
• (01:09:10) - What If Vivek Ramas Go Back To His Time...
• (01:14:09) - Voting in the Presidential Election

To boldly Vote, where no Oregonian has Voted before. . .

This week vote by mail champion, Author, Journalist, and Chaos Muppet, Claire Willet joins us in the booth!

Her topic is a deep well of lore. And Data. Though Andrew informs us he should have been called Datum. It’s Star Trek Day!

What could we possibly match up to the Federation? It’s deeply held traditions and bureaucracies? It’s struggles of communication and exploration into a frontier, final or otherwise?

Well the United States Postal Service of course!


It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Findables:
Claire’s Writings: clairewillettwrites.com
The Show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhostCoastRadio

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Voting in Space
• (00:01:45) - Claire Willett on the Muppet Ball
• (00:03:18) - Claire Willett on Working On Projects
• (00:07:01) - Star Trek
• (00:07:46) - What Makes You Love Star Trek
• (00:12:36) - Star Trek: The Post Office analogy
• (00:15:17) - Post Office: Shocking Editor
• (00:16:48) - Post Office vs. Private Property
• (00:23:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:23:43) - Voters Cast Their Votes By Mail
• (00:24:39) - Post Office: The Future of Communication
• (00:25:35) - How Star Trek Developed the Telegraph
• (00:32:04) - The Prime Directive or the Universal Service Obligation?
• (00:36:48) - Who Would You Trust To Keep California Updated About the Union?
• (00:42:51) - What Would Your Package Get Through If It Were Invisible?
• (00:46:48) - Who, Who Would Be The Most Likely To Tamper With Your
• (00:50:56) - The Time Travel Cops
• (00:55:08) - Letter to Q from Star Trek
• (00:56:54) - Whoever Would Run the Space Dead Letter Office
• (00:57:52) - Dead Letter Office
• (00:59:08) - How to Run a Sci-Fi Ship
• (01:01:22) - Battlefield Mail
• (01:03:07) - Cardassian Military Training on Deep Space 9
• (01:06:08) - Star Trek: If Only A Sister Got A Stamp
• (01:10:13) - Ferengi Stamps
• (01:11:44) - Final Vote in Space Democracy
• (01:12:24) - How Much Faster Does Voyager Get Back If They Have 50 Books of
• (01:14:54) - The Value of a Ferengi Forever Stamp
• (01:17:53) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (01:18:47) - Where Can People Find Claire Willett?

In Space no one can hear you yell “Objection!”

This week we leave blue skies behind and rise above it all to the serene emptiness of Space.

*finger to ear piece*I’m actually being told by our guest that there is just so much shit up there.

Space Law Expert and Social Media Scofflaw* AJ Link is in the booth this week!

However, like some sort of surprisingly good live action Transformer this voting booth is becoming a COURT ROOM!

Judge Link resides as we take up a full docket of Sci Fi Television Cases and get a final verdict with REAL SPACE LAW!

It’s Space Court on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

*LINK DID NOTHING WRONG AND SHOULD BE REINSTATED POST HASTE

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:03:22) - There Are More Than One Space Law Experts
• (00:09:29) - Is There Any Law Violating in Space?
• (00:14:54) - Space Law and Sci-Fi
• (00:20:12) - What Do You Wish The Future Would Look Like?
• (00:22:23) - The Case of Space Judge Link
• (00:24:47) - Judge Link: There's No President of the Galaxy
• (00:27:24) - Gru vs The United States
• (00:30:31) - How Much Do You Know About Mobile Suit Gundam?
• (00:30:52) - Minovsky Particles Protected Political Speech
• (00:33:58) - Cowboy Bebop Live-Action
• (00:37:06) - Was the Gate Corporation Responsible for the Gate Incident?
• (00:39:50) - Dr. Robotnik vs The UN Security Council: Who Should Fix
• (00:43:46) - Piccolo vs Gohan
• (00:45:43) - Futurama vs Dragon Ball Z
• (00:46:22) - Futurama vs Planet Express
• (00:48:36) - Two More Cases From The Star Wars Wars Case
• (00:50:57) - The Prime Directive
• (00:52:34) - Space Law Questions for Week Three

I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!

Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!

Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!

As for the opposition?

After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . .

*Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*

It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Get in the vault Wes Borland. . .

Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!”

Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades. Really good ones. Cuz of the Radiation.

Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.

But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble. What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?

It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - The Election Vault
• (00:00:51) - It's Time to VOTE
• (00:01:40) - Voting: Emily Reed on Hulu
• (00:05:27) - How I Became Invisible
• (00:07:21) - Emily on The Fallout References
• (00:10:08) - New Vegas: A Fallout 3 Mod
• (00:17:21) - Y2K Is Ridical
• (00:22:47) - What If Y2K Didn't Happen?
• (00:24:36) - Voting in the Fallout 3
• (00:25:22) - What Soundtrack Would The Y2K Fallout 2 Have?
• (00:27:51) - In The Vault of Doom: Imagine Y2K
• (00:28:52) - Who Would Get In to Paris Hilton's Vault?
• (00:31:23) - What's The Method For Deciding Overseer In Paris Hilton's
• (00:32:37) - How To Get Into Stephen Jobs's Vault
• (00:35:31) - Imagine A Steve Jobs Vacation
• (00:38:36) - Is Steve Jobs' Vault Successful?
• (00:41:07) - What If Jeff Bezos Had A Vault
• (00:44:00) - Is Jeff Bezos His Own First Overseer?
• (00:46:17) - Amino's AOL Vault
• (00:50:05) - Would Fred Durst Be In The MTV Vault?
• (00:52:50) - What Is The Best Wasteland Currency? Pogs vs. Beanie
• (00:54:25) - Who Would Be The Most Fearful Ghoul In Fallout 3?
• (00:58:11) - Imagine Destiny's Child As
• (01:00:29) - Warp Tour

Folks. . .we did it.

We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!

What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?

It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - The 'Voting'
• (00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast
• (00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering
• (00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress
• (00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?
• (00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe
• (00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters
• (00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit
• (00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"
• (00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?
• (00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?
• (00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU
• (00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said
• (00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change
• (00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into
• (00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone
• (00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral
• (00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13
• (00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES

“Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”

Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.

What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

All this plus Murder Jawas!

It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:02) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:02:00) - Bad Movie Podcast
• (00:04:50) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise
• (00:09:21) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies
• (00:14:20) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review
• (00:16:12) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart
• (00:22:41) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal
• (00:25:07) - Pikmin on the Voting Process
• (00:26:05) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment
• (00:27:18) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?
• (00:28:30) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?
• (00:30:09) - Treats for Trump
• (00:32:24) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse
• (00:33:55) - Tall Man vs. Short Man
• (00:36:19) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die
• (00:37:27) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House
• (00:39:05) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas
• (00:40:30) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?
• (00:44:44) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas
• (00:46:46) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink
• (00:48:48) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas
• (00:51:36) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send
• (00:53:18) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump

“When it comes to a Pro Wrestling Match, You always go with the Horse.”

Actual Hollywood Actress and more importantly Bluesky Shitposter, Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) joins the voting booth to discuss one of America’s most depraved criminals. A Bejowled monster that found himself enabled by an inner circle to unfathomable heights only to come crashing down, leaving the limelight in shame. . .

BOJACK HORSEMAN!

Oh and Richard Nixon and the Watergate Scandal.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:01:05) - It's Time to VOTE
• (00:02:21) - Alexis Simpson On The Jubilee Video
• (00:05:51) - BoJack Horseman Explained
• (00:10:31) - A White Man's GoFundMe
• (00:11:44) - BoJack Horseman: Being Cancelled
• (00:16:01) - The Comedian On Richard Nixon
• (00:17:15) - Richard Nixon Is My Favorite President
• (00:19:16) - What's The Watergate Scandal?
• (00:22:16) - GatesGate
• (00:26:44) - Which Timeline Is Better?
• (00:30:21) - Could Richard Nixon Get Away With Accidentally Killing A Child Star?
• (00:33:23) - BoJack Horseman on Richard Nixon
• (00:35:30) - Would An AI Generated Richard Nixon Handle Watergate Better Than The Real
• (00:41:18) - Oh, That's America
• (00:41:39) - Alexis On The BoJack Horseman Tape vs. Nixon Tape
• (00:46:50) - Pierogies: A Taste of the Business
• (00:47:25) - Who Would You Rather Hang With? Mr. Peanut Butter or
• (00:52:09) - Gorgeous George Gordon Liddy
• (00:52:58) - G. Gordon Liddy Is Cancelled
• (00:53:58) - I Don't Think BoJack Horseman Would Last With a Serious
• (00:57:31) - Could Nixon Survive as a TV Dad?
• (00:59:27) - Richard Nixon Gets A 4th Season
• (01:02:43) - BoJack Horseman: What Would BoJack Do?
• (01:04:13) - Would Richard Nixon Himself Do A Better Job of Breaking Into His Own
• (01:08:13) - The Left and Right
• (01:09:28) - Would Richard Nixon Jr Be A MAGA Candidate?
• (01:14:34) - Who Would Make A Better Steam Tag Team? BoJack Horseman
• (01:17:01) - Spiro Agnew vs BoJack Horse
• (01:22:40) - BoJack Season 6 Episode 3
• (01:26:41) - Voting in the Presidential Election