I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!

Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!

Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!

As for the opposition?

After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . .

*Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*

It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Get in the vault Wes Borland. . .

Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!”

Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades. Really good ones. Cuz of the Radiation.

Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.

But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble. What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?

It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Folks. . .we did it.

We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!

What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?

It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - The 'Voting'
• (00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast
• (00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering
• (00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress
• (00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?
• (00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe
• (00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters
• (00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit
• (00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"
• (00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?
• (00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?
• (00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU
• (00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said
• (00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change
• (00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into
• (00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone
• (00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral
• (00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13
• (00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES

“Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”

Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.

What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

All this plus Murder Jawas!

It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:02) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:02:00) - Bad Movie Podcast
• (00:04:50) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise
• (00:09:21) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies
• (00:14:20) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review
• (00:16:12) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart
• (00:22:41) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal
• (00:25:07) - Pikmin on the Voting Process
• (00:26:05) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment
• (00:27:18) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?
• (00:28:30) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?
• (00:30:09) - Treats for Trump
• (00:32:24) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse
• (00:33:55) - Tall Man vs. Short Man
• (00:36:19) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die
• (00:37:27) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House
• (00:39:05) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas
• (00:40:30) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?
• (00:44:44) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas
• (00:46:46) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink
• (00:48:48) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas
• (00:51:36) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send
• (00:53:18) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump

“When it comes to a Pro Wrestling Match, You always go with the Horse.”

Actual Hollywood Actress and more importantly Bluesky Shitposter, Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) joins the voting booth to discuss one of America’s most depraved criminals. A Bejowled monster that found himself enabled by an inner circle to unfathomable heights only to come crashing down, leaving the limelight in shame. . .

BOJACK HORSEMAN!

Oh and Richard Nixon and the Watergate Scandal.

It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:03) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:01:05) - It's Time to VOTE
• (00:02:21) - Alexis Simpson On The Jubilee Video
• (00:05:51) - BoJack Horseman Explained
• (00:10:31) - A White Man's GoFundMe
• (00:11:44) - BoJack Horseman: Being Cancelled
• (00:16:01) - The Comedian On Richard Nixon
• (00:17:15) - Richard Nixon Is My Favorite President
• (00:19:16) - What's The Watergate Scandal?
• (00:22:16) - GatesGate
• (00:26:44) - Which Timeline Is Better?
• (00:30:21) - Could Richard Nixon Get Away With Accidentally Killing A Child Star?
• (00:33:23) - BoJack Horseman on Richard Nixon
• (00:35:30) - Would An AI Generated Richard Nixon Handle Watergate Better Than The Real
• (00:41:18) - Oh, That's America
• (00:41:39) - Alexis On The BoJack Horseman Tape vs. Nixon Tape
• (00:46:50) - Pierogies: A Taste of the Business
• (00:47:25) - Who Would You Rather Hang With? Mr. Peanut Butter or
• (00:52:09) - Gorgeous George Gordon Liddy
• (00:52:58) - G. Gordon Liddy Is Cancelled
• (00:53:58) - I Don't Think BoJack Horseman Would Last With a Serious
• (00:57:31) - Could Nixon Survive as a TV Dad?
• (00:59:27) - Richard Nixon Gets A 4th Season
• (01:02:43) - BoJack Horseman: What Would BoJack Do?
• (01:04:13) - Would Richard Nixon Himself Do A Better Job of Breaking Into His Own
• (01:08:13) - The Left and Right
• (01:09:28) - Would Richard Nixon Jr Be A MAGA Candidate?
• (01:14:34) - Who Would Make A Better Steam Tag Team? BoJack Horseman
• (01:17:01) - Spiro Agnew vs BoJack Horse
• (01:22:40) - BoJack Season 6 Episode 3
• (01:26:41) - Voting in the Presidential Election

We found ourselves with a guestless weekend and decided to do a little State of the Pod.

And no yelling?

We discuss the episodes so far. The most memorable votes, the least funny Andrew jokes, and a trip down memory lane as we discuss the Bits that might have been with unused topics from previous shows.

Just kidding i gotta get one in here.

It's the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!

• (00:00:01) - The Simpsons: A State of the Union
• (00:00:51) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:04:54) - Ohio Is Even More Dangerous Than Illinois
• (00:06:03) - Near Misses and Failures
• (00:07:18) - Ben Carson: A Nightmare In Atlanta
• (00:10:00) - Paul Paul on Jeb Bush's Presidential Hopeful
• (00:15:47) - Punches for Comedians: Still Small
• (00:17:51) - The Loud Guy on The Simpsons and Harvey Epstein
• (00:23:08) - Imagine If Will Stancil Came on The Colbert Report
• (00:24:44) - Ezra Klein On Abundance
• (00:27:35) - Voting For The First Time
• (00:28:40) - Death Note Nuclear Proliferation Explained
• (00:31:49) - How To Write An Episode About The Console Wars
• (00:34:02) - The Right Thing For Women's Suffrage
• (00:36:58) - Deltarune vs. One PIECE
• (00:39:40) - Want To Talk Cult Fandom...
• (00:44:06) - Let's Save America

“Do not FUCK with Bob Dole”

Writer, Podcaster, Wrestlesky all around presence, Vin Forte (@vinforte.bsky.social, vinforte.substack.com) joins the voting booth to go over the finances of the Quintessential modern American Middle Class Family. A Family that has persisted to influence not just the politics of our country but the very culture for decades! We of course are talking about. . .The Bailey’s! The completely fictional hypothetical family in Chuck Schumer’s head that drives all of his policy choices!

We kid, we like to make jokes here.

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SIMPSONS!

Something’s not right with the finances in the Simpson’s household and we do a deep dive to prove Kennedy’s theory that The Simpson’s are in fact. . . NEPO BABIES!!

Let’s Make America Jaundiced again!


It’s The Simpsons VS Nepo Babies on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today

Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio
@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social

• (00:00:01) - This is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:02:18) - Vin Forte On The Garfield Euro Dance Album
• (00:06:10) - The Simpsons vs. Roseanne
• (00:07:11) - The Simpsons And Political Issues
• (00:11:09) - Matt Groening on The Simpsons' 15 Year Dip
• (00:15:54) - The Simpsons Voice Cast
• (00:17:07) - The Simpsons vs Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Family
• (00:20:32) - The Simpsons Family Can't Afford a Real House
• (00:26:50) - The Simpsons: Are They Poor?
• (00:28:09) - The Simpsons Financially Reality
• (00:31:11) - The People Who Pretended to Be Folky
• (00:33:14) - Pod Topics
• (00:33:50) - Trump supporter and political neophyte wins election
• (00:37:42) - The Simpsons: Who Would Leak The Family
• (00:39:41) - Homer Laundered Money
• (00:41:27) - Trump vs Homer Simpson: Would Homer Be More Competent As Secretary
• (00:45:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job As Secretary of the Pentagon?
• (00:49:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job? Marco Rubio
• (00:51:14) - Sean Duffy On The Real World
• (00:54:16) - Simpsons Character Confirmation Hearing
• (00:56:09) - If You Had A Presidential Candidate, Would You Pass Him?
• (00:57:35) - Homer Simpson vs George W. Bush
• (00:59:42) - Simpson On Bart's Most Likely To Marry A Jenner
• (01:03:06) - New York City's Giant Trash Can
• (01:05:05) - Sidebar
• (01:05:28) - Eric Adams: How To Find Drugs and Guns in the Home
• (01:09:53) - Lisa Simpson vs Chelsea Clinton

Voice Actor, Streamer, and our second week in a row all around delight, Bailey Wolfe (@bbwolfevox.com) joins the voting booth to discuss with us what happens when Military Nerds and Engineers begin to dictate the narrative through strict regulation that can lead to sometimes unforeseen circumstances. . .here’s looking at you Tequila Gundam.

It’s Gunpla VS NATO on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today

Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio
@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social

• (00:00:01) - This is the most important election of our lifetime
• (00:01:26) - The Political Dimension of Gundam
• (00:03:18) - Gunpla
• (00:03:54) - Interview With Bailey Wolf
• (00:05:51) - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Job Creator
• (00:14:11) - How To Get Out Of A Job
• (00:15:21) - How Gunpla Influenced The Show
• (00:20:19) - Is Gundam Good For Cool Robots?
• (00:22:19) - The History of NATO Standardization
• (00:25:33) - NATO Arms Standardization
• (00:31:00) - Vote for Gay People in Gundam
• (00:31:50) - NATO's Mobile Suit Directive
• (00:33:04) - Japan Won't Have A Gundam
• (00:36:33) - The G Gundam
• (00:38:24) - American Think Tank: The Gundam
• (00:40:53) - Which Nation Would Develop The Gundam?
• (00:45:57) - War Thunder vs Wikileaks
• (00:48:55) - The biggest black market for Mobile Suits in the World
• (00:51:05) - How Lethal Is a Mobile Suit in the United States?
• (00:55:21) - States Get Ready for Mobile Suit Standards
• (00:57:40) - States That Don't Require Mobile Suit Registration
• (01:01:24) - Oregon Is Full of Rednecks
• (01:03:06) - Would the 5G Truthers Be for or Against Monof
• (01:04:58) - Mixed Thoughts On Gundam
• (01:09:33) - CUCKES IN Gundam
• (01:13:25) - Who Would You Pick To Fight In The Gundam?
• (01:16:14) - Who Would You Get In The Gundam?
• (01:20:53) - Who Would You Kill? Casilla vs. Stephen
• (01:21:47) - The Final Republican Ticket
• (01:24:28) - 2016 Presidential Election
• (01:25:58) - Sticking Up For Democracy