I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!

Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!

Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!

As for the opposition?

After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . .

*Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*

It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Get in the vault Wes Borland. . .

Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!”

Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades. Really good ones. Cuz of the Radiation.

Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.

But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble. What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?

It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Folks. . .we did it.

We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!

What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?

It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

• (00:00:01) - The 'Voting'
• (00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast
• (00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering
• (00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress
• (00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?
• (00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe
• (00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters
• (00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit
• (00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"
• (00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?
• (00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?
• (00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU
• (00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said
• (00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change
• (00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into
• (00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone
• (00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral
• (00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13
• (00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES