Episodios

  • Invisible Borders

    Invisible Borders
    Jun 13 2025
    In this Kafka-style audio story, we follow a lone inventor navigating the surreal bureaucracy of the European Patent Office after their invention—designed to prevent safety breaches before they happen—is dismissed for being “not novel.” Based on real-world decision T 0753/22, Invisible Borders dramatizes the tension between innovation and interpretation, where meaning collapses under procedural rules and every claim must defend itself against what was already known. A haunting parable for patent professionals—and anyone who’s ever tried to cross a line they couldn’t see.
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    11 m
  • The Habitual Stranger

    The Habitual Stranger
    May 22 2025
    In this haunting Kafka-style retelling of a real European patent appeal, "The Habitual Stranger" follows an unnamed inventor through the labyrinth of the EPO as he seeks protection for a carpooling algorithm based on human routine. What begins as a quest for technical recognition becomes a surreal meditation on bureaucracy, invention, and the fine line between innovation and administration. Based on decision T 2137/21, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the world of AI, mobility data, and patent law.
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    10 m
  • The Labyrinth of Parameters

    The Labyrinth of Parameters
    May 16 2025
    What happens when an inventor’s elegant system for distributed machine learning is reduced to mere abstraction by the European Patent Office? In this Kafka-style retelling of appeal case T 0080/23, we follow the haunting journey of a patent application through rejection, argument, and the cold logic of the Board of Appeal. A must-listen for anyone navigating the foggy boundary between algorithms and invention.
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    22 m
  • The Residual

    The Residual
    May 8 2025
    A haunting journey through bureaucracy, simulation, and the elusive nature of invention—this Kafka-style retelling of an EPO decision follows an inventor whose breakthrough in gear simulation collapses under the weight of legal formalism. As his method is deemed insufficiently “technical,” we explore the cold machinery of the COMVIK approach and what it means for innovation at the edge of software and engineering. A must-listen for patent professionals navigating the grey zones of computer-implemented inventions. Based on T 1676/23 (Contact modeling/SIEMENS).
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    11 m
  • Filters of Uncertainty

    Filters of Uncertainty
    Apr 24 2025
    Trapped in a world of noise and obscurity, an inventor fights to bring clarity through a groundbreaking audio-matching system—only to find himself entangled in the very bureaucracy meant to recognize his innovation. In this Kafkaesque retelling of a real European patent case, we follow his descent through rejection, appeal, and paradox, uncovering the surreal complexity of turning invention into protection. A story of sound, silence, and the struggle for recognition. Based on T 0556/24 (Audio matching/INTRASONICS)
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    6 m
  • The Loop

    The Loop
    Apr 17 2025
    In this hauntingly atmospheric short story, inspired by real events and written in the style of Franz Kafka, we follow the inventor as he navigates the bureaucratic labyrinth of patent prosecution. From the problem of unknown vector lengths to the elegant WHILE and CHANGE instructions—and the ensuing legal battle over sufficiency of disclosure—this story captures the surreal tension between innovation and institutional logic. Based on T 0316/22.
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    14 m
  • Silent Turns

    Silent Turns
    Apr 10 2025
    In this haunting tale of invention and rejection, follow the journey of an anonymous inventor as he navigates the labyrinthine corridors of the European Patent Office. A gaming innovation, a promise of technical brilliance—and yet, a verdict that echoes with quiet finality. Was it merely a game, or a glimpse into the absurd machinery of the system? Tune in to discover where the threshold between imagination and innovation truly lies. Based on T 1919/22.
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    7 m
  • The Restriction Machine

    The Restriction Machine
    Apr 3 2025
    What happens when a machine judges its human operator—and the European Patent Office judges the machine? In this Kafkaesque tale of automation, authority, and rejection, we follow the true story of a patent application that sought to let machines restrict underperforming workers. The result? A bureaucratic spiral through rules, refusal, and relentless logic. Tune in for a chilling retelling of decision T 2619/22, where productivity meets the COMVIK approach—and the system always has the final word.
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    10 m