Episodios

  • Thursday, April 16, 2026: New Slang; Exorcism; Christmas Lights In April!
    Apr 16 2026
    The slang quiz. Anna and Raven realize they no longer have any clue what today's slang means. It making them feel old. No cap.
    Dr. Bob Larson joins Anna and Raven to discuss exorcism and how he has done over 50,000 of them!
    Some nurses that can't handle puke...Anna is a broadcaster doesn’t mean she can pronounce words. Fill in the blank I work at ... but cant ...
    Therapist Eli Weinstein Join Anna and Raven to talk about Raven being fired by his therapist. Is this typical to happen in the practice? Eli gives his experience.
    Pick em news! 3 headlines, Raven picks 1 to hear the full story. Women going 120 mph thought it was okay cause of the car brand, zebra escapes for the second time in 4 days, and triplet brothers travel to turkey for hair transplant together
    Raven discovered the worst tattoo he has ever seen, in person. He couldn’t believe it. Anna discusses her worst tattoo experiences.
    Raven won the TicketMaster war. Even though they are in pretty deep trouble right now alongside live nation. Anna and Raven play back Ravens stressful Ticketmaster encounter!
    Christmas lights in April. Who still has their Christmas lights up?! Rednecks, lazy people, those planning ahead? Well, yes. But also... Raven.
    For her birthday, Matt bought his wife, Veronica, tickets to see see New Kids on the Block in Las Vegas. He thought it would be a fun thing they could do together and they’ve never been to Vegas before. But, one problem, she doesn’t want to take him, she wants to take her best friend. They were huge fans growing up, her BFF just went through a terrible divorce, and she thinks it would be much better as a girls trip. He says it’s messed up, she says if it’s for her birthday, she should be able to decide. What do you think?
    Mike has a chance to win $2700! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    50 m
  • Wednesday, April 15, 2026: Tax day; Outdated Idioms; Fit by Fifty!
    Apr 15 2026
    Are our phones really listening to us? Anna, Raven, Producer Justin and Producer Sophia try to put ads in their phones by speaking about things they want right into their phones.
    Happy TAX DAY! Ravens stressed; Anna had absolutely nothing to do with her taxes being filed. How to finesse a write-off with Raven.
    Yup. Opera has done it again. She just... loves bread. What part of bread do you like? Cause there are only two people in the world... Crust people or no crust. Do you pass the relationship pizza test?
    Would you jump off a bridge if everyone else would? Annas daughter, Dakota, had no clue what this meant. She said yea, with parents' supervision. What sayings have totally been lost in translation this day in age?
    Therapist Eli Weinstein gives in his two cents on Ravens therapist “winding down” and leaving him. Eli has fired a patient before; maybe this is actually what happened to Raven!
    Today is the due date, but Producer Justin and Producer Sophia have not yet filed their taxes. Talk about procrastination! What would you give back to the community with your tax money!
    Fit by 50! Boss Keith wants to be in better shape for his 50th birthday. Anna and Raven are holding him to this with a weekly weight in which will last for 7 weeks. Starting weight- 198...Goal 185. Let's go Keith!
    And also... Boss Ed. And his Minivan. Let's talk about them. Are you for or against the mom bus? Anna and Raven, and Ed discuss how they really feel about them. Are we bringing back sexy minivans?
    Carol and Dave’s daughter is 11 years old and insisted that she wanted to join the town cheerleading squad. She quit softball last year after two practices, and her father did not want her to join cheerleading because he thinks she’s lazy and would quit this too. Well, she did. She refuses to go anymore, and mom doesn’t want to fight her about it. Their daughter claims the girls are “drama” and that the coaches “are mean”. Dad says that’s it and wants to take $350 out of her savings account to cover the fees and the uniform that they bought for her to participate. Mom says you can’t take your kid’s Christmas and birthday money. He says you can teach them a lesson by taking their cash. Your thoughts?
    Kathy has a chance to win $2600! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    52 m
  • Tuesday, April 14th 2026: Anna's Car Heist: Middle Name Game; Block Em'!
    Apr 14 2026
    Anna was parked next to a very boujee intimidating car. She is a good driver, not a great driver. The pressure was on. Also, she was driving a loaner for her mom car that is sick in the shop.
    Are we blowing haters on social media? After a police station started the trend, maybe it isn't such a bad idea. People have no shame on the internet.
    Karaoke Coachella. Just Bieber took an interesting but iconic take to Coachella this year. He sang along to some YouTube videos of his own on stage. Anna and Raven look back at their iconic YouTube videos- from 12 years ago.
    The new inductees of the Rock N Roll Hall of fame has Anna feeling old.
    Wu Tang Clan is touring but Anna is scared she is too old for their concert. Apparently, their whole audience sits now, though. Times have changed.
    Anna had a listener complaining that she was blocked by Anna on her main account. If the shoe fits! Anna and Raven discuss the reasons you block someone on social media. Let's normalize it.
    IS ANNA ZAP OUT OF LINE? Her husband Paul was being blocked in to a parking spot by a car that was running with the doors open! Her husband Paul claimed he could move the car. Anna thinks he was insane for that. He was dead serious.
    Four questions, one middle name. Anna and Raven are convinced they can guess your middle name with four random questions that have absolutely nothing to do with middle names.
    Ella and Peter have a fifteen-year-old daughter that met a boy last summer while they were away. They have been Facetiming and Snapchatting over the entire year. Her daughter wants to go visit him this summer, but it’ll require them traveling by plane. Ella says that she’ll go with her, it’s no big deal. Peter says traveling to another state to meet a boy is inappropriate for a 15-year-old and just a waste of money/time on traveling. What do you think?
    Karen has a chance to win $2500! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    56 m
  • Monday, April 13, 2026: Couples Venmo Transactions; Sad, Glad, Mad?; Coachella Oops!
    Apr 13 2026
    A man demanded $55 worth of gas and then claimed money wasnt real and that he wasnt paying. Like we dont ALL have to pay for gas. He got arrested. Anna and Raven make their own excuse sup for this crazy scenario.
    Artemis ii has TOUCHED DOWN! Or splashed down. What a journey that was; for all of us. Great job team! William Shatner has some to say.
    Couples who Venmo each other.... publicly. A house emoji... a coffee emoji... are you splitting your daughter's day care? Do you publicly Venmo your significant other?
    Roy Macllroy won the master's back-to-back! Great news from the course, but of course there are always some weird shenanigans and dramas!
    Did your weekend make you sad, glad or mad? Anna, Raven, Producer Sophia and Producer Justin discuss which one of the three they felt most. Or maybe it was all three!
    Coachella is here! Sabrina Carpenter took everyone's breath away with her performance. Outfit changes, special effects, appearances. It was great. However, there was a little bit of controversy with a cultural situation.

    Is AI coming for your job? 25% of people say yes, and the rest say no. Anna and Raven decide what jobs can be taken over and which ones are marked safe.

    Lily and Jared are getting married next month, and she has decided that not only won’t she wear makeup (she doesn’t believe in it) but she wants to ask all the bridesmaids and mothers not to either. He thinks it’s dumb, first, his mom is going to horrified, and second, you can’t ask women not to wear makeup. What do you think?


    Breanna has a chance to win $2400! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    51 m
  • Friday, April 10, 2026: Annas Therapy Session, McDonalds Mad Man, Taylor Swift's Secret Wedding!
    Apr 10 2026
    How far would you go for an animal? A caller drove four hours in the middle of the night for his wife, so a mouse wouldn't find his way back.
    Coachella, The Artemis Return, and the very quiet Masters! Producer Jon fills us in on the madness of this week! Happy Friday!
    The Masters are happening right now in Augusta, Georgia. Anna and Raven discuss the very particular rules of the championship. Would you let strangers live in your house?
    Pick em’ news! Raven hears 3 headlines and only gets here the story behind one! Man arrested after demanding 55 dollars in gas refusing to pay, human skull found at park during easter egg hunt, man's McDonalds order required manager approval!
    Anna is convinced she can be Ravens new therapist after his current one just broke the news that he's winding down in his practice and “firing him”. Producer Sophia played AI therapist, Anna played Anna therapist.
    Trending! The TS & TK wedding. Allegedly, the save the date has been leaked, purposefully. The rumors were June 13th, at a ocean house hotel, but truly, I don't think anyone other than her knows the details at this point!

    Every week Anna and Raven invite a middle school student to participate in Middle Schooler News! They report the headline news and Anna and Raven comment on it! This week Jillian joins the show and Anna and Raven find out what’s going on in the world!

    It’s Mommy’s Margarita Friday! For all you do, and all you put up with this week, you earned yourself a reward! What did you do for your Mommy Margarita?


    Ruby and Micah need a new roof for their home and have been discussing it for months. Their teenage daughter has come forward and offered to give them $10,000 towards it. Her boyfriend’s parents are very wealthy, and she was talking to them about it and they offered. Mom says they should take the money, why not? They’ve been together for two years, if they can get a handout, why not take it? They need it. He says that it’s weird and embarrassing. What would you do?
    Jesse has a chance to win $2300! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    46 m
  • Middle Schooler Jillian Reports the Headlines for Middle Schooler News!
    Apr 10 2026
    Every week Anna and Raven invite a middle school student to participate in Middle Schooler News! They report the headline news and Anna and Raven comment on it! This week Jillian joins the show and Anna and Raven find out what’s going on in the world!
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    4 m
  • Thursday, April 9, 2026: Ravens Grapes; New & Old Email Addresses; Mouse In House!
    Apr 9 2026
    Anna, Raven, Producer Justin and Producer Sophia discuss the potato chip they would choose if they could only have one for the rest of their lives. Also, are we losing chips because they are too expensive and unhealthy!
    Raven is in big trouble after he took every grape in the house. His wife Alicia is not thrilled. Not a bowl, not a serving, every grape.
    CNN posted about Michael J Fox's life and legacy. However, he is still alive. Anna then had a surprising and sad realization that night. Let's play... Dead or Alive.
    Big news! Gmail is finally letting you change your email address, without having to make a whole new email! Anna and Raven discuss their embarrassing usernames they made 20 something years ago.
    Am I Close? Today, Producer Justin tested Anna and Ravens knowledge on the MOON! The Artemis II launch is currently flying high, but who knows more about the first moon landing? How much do you know?
    Producer Sophia found a deceased mouse in her house. Disgusting! Even worse, where it was found. Let's hear that mouse in the house stories!
    Dylan's mother was insistent that they pierce their daughter’s ears, she’s 12 weeks old. His wife, Ashely, was very much against it and said that when she was older, she could make the decision on her own. Her mother-in-law insisted that in their culture, their girls get their ears pierced and it’s her son’s decision too. So, over the weekend, when they left their daughter with her, she brought her to a friend's home and had her ears pierced. Ashley is furious and wants to take the earrings out and never speak to their mother-in-law again. Dylan says she’s overreacting, what’s done is done, and plenty of girls pierce their ears young. She doesn’t know why she’s making such a big deal about the whole thing. What would you do?
    Carter has a chance to win $2200! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    52 m
  • Wednesday, April 8, 2026: Pokémon Scams; Coachella or Candle; Debt Dealbreaker!
    Apr 8 2026
    Pokémon trading cards have caused thefts and scams all around the world. Pokémon card black market. If you didn't know that existed, it does. Anna, Raven, Producer Sophia, and Producer Justin discuss what they collected as a kid.
    Anna’s been trying to fix her RBF after her boss pointed it out. She had to do so when her tour guide at her daughter's school talked about her most recent class. How would you befriend an alien or inanimate object?
    A woman gave birth on a plane from Jamaica to New York over the weekend. Is it out yet? Chris, a passenger on the flight, explains his firsthand experience.
    Raven received a phone call when he was celebrating his birthday in Vegas that his therapist was closing his practice. Raven thinks it's his fault. Anna claims she can be his therapist.
    Is it Coachella or Annas scented candle? Anna tested raven on his knowledge to see if he can tell if Anna is stating a band playing in Coachella this weekend, or the name of a scented candle she found in her house.
    People love chaos! When a fight broke out at a baseball game last night it struck thought. Why do people crave drama, especially in sports? It is fun... sometimes.
    You meet a guy, go on a few dates. End up close to dating. Then, you find out he is $160,000 in credit card debt. Is this a dealbreaker for you? Would you continue the relationship? Anna and Raven have some thoughts.
    Ethan and Mary’s neighbor kept leaving her dog outside on the balcony in their apartment building and she reported her to the police. She said it was animal abuse and the dog would be barking all day long when no one was home. A couple of days ago, her car had two flat tires and was keyed. She has no way of proving it was the same neighbor, but she is sure of it. She’s filed a report with the police and told them her thoughts (the police said they can’t just accuse someone with no proof) but wants her husband, Ethan, to confront the neighbor. He says he’s not getting involved, it was her mistake for calling the police officers about the dog in the first place, he told her to mind her business. Now, she’s dealing with the aftermath of having a big mouth. She says he needs to be a man and defend her. What do you think?



    Harry and Whitney have a chance to win $2200! All they have to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!
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    52 m