Tonight’s Guest: Shannon MorriganTerryO’Reilly (not her real name)
Hosted by: Kristin “Dean” Alderisio and Timothy “Dean” Gager.

London Steinbeck’s article: Old People Stop Talking About Your Illnesses
“Lamb of God” Hymn
Same week this show dropped, the original Dean’s band The Hornets show up on Youtube, 1981
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Timothy Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The
Shadows of the Seen, forthcoming with Pierian Springs Press in 2025. He hosted the successful Dire
Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has
had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work
also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small
Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.
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Passionate about impacting lives, Kristin Alderisio has been a practicing neurosurgery PA for the past 22
years. She’s been involved with global health, working with PINCC (Preventing Internationally, No
Cervical Cancer). Her trips have been to Africa and scheduled to Bolivia, Fall 2025. Kristin resides in El Cerrito, California, and is presently retired.

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The two deans update each other about being on new and different dating sites, specifically “Elite
Dating”. East Coast vs. West Coast humor, and personality feedback differences. Dean’s disaster date
with a little person.
Hosted by: Kristin “Dean” Alderisio and Timothy “Dean” Gager.
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EliteSingles is an app that says is for “serious dating,” the app that meets your standards.
Tic-Toc videos which prove that East Coast vs. West Coast Sarcasm exists.

Timothy Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The
Shadows of the Seen, forthcoming with Pierian Springs Press in 2025. He hosted the successful Dire
Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has
had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work
also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small
Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.
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Passionate about impacting lives, Kristin Alderisio has been a practicing neurosurgery PA for the past 22
years. She’s been involved with global health, working with PINCC (Preventing Internationally, No
Cervical Cancer). Her trips have been to Africa and scheduled to Bolivia, Fall 2025. Kristin resides in El
Cerrito, California, and is presently retired.

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In episode 3 our guest uses her real name and talks about dating celebrities with the two deans.

George Clooney couldn't be reached for comment.

Hosted by: Kristin “Dean” Alderisio and Timothy “Dean” Gager.

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Jackie Dawes next book is called, Here's My Favorite Part (AND the Director story is in it).

Timothy Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen, forthcoming with Pierian Springs Press in 2025.

In Episode 2, the 2 Deans bring on their first guest, Lisa Rockwell, who tells of a date that became "rather unhinged." You have to hear it to believe it.

Hosted by: Kristin “Dean” Alderisio and Timothy “Dean” Gager.

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Show Notes:

Gumby is an American cartoon character and associated media franchise created by Art Clokey. Gumby is a blocky green humanoid made of clay. He has cherry eyers

Pokey is a talking orange pony who is the deuteragonist of the series. He is also Gumby's sidekick and best friend. His favorite food are tacos. He usually gives Gumby worrisome advice, but Gumby rarely listens to it.

Sample Gumby and Pokey Episode

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Soak and Poke: having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections"

"ow, it hurts when I pee. you went to the soak and poke didnt you?"

Source: Urban Dictionary

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Timothy Gager has published 20 books of fiction and poetry, which includes his latest novel, The Shadows of the Seen, forthcoming with Pierian Springs Press in 2025. He hosted the successful Dire Literary Series in Cambridge, MA from 2001 to 2018, and started a weekly virtual series in 2020. He has had over 1000 works of fiction and poetry published, 18 nominations for the Pushcart Prize. His work also has been nominated twice for a Massachusetts Book Award, The Best of the Web, The Best Small Fictions Anthology and has been read on National Public Radio.

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The 2 Deans produced by Jason Wright and Oddball Foundation

The 2 Deans explain the reason for their name, and Dean goes on a date with a man who abandoned his children and went from the “High Life” to a low life.

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In their naming story, the Dean who is noted is Dean Wilson, who played for this band Honour Society in Wilmington, Delaware.

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