Dori is back from her 80s cruise and we find out how she didn’t waste a single sway(ze), met the Mattress Brothers, and hear about the scariest thing in her cabin.

Corey Feldman is a free man, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t give you hives. And while we find out that he won’t be on stage at the Oscars, he might just be popping up in a seat next to some celebs.

We look at things from the 80s that we were irrationally afraid of, which leads us nicely into a David Hasselhoff heavy metal song.

Dori’s First Cruise Experience (00:01:02)

Corey Feldman News (00:17:44) : https://people.com/corey-feldman-finalizes-divorce-ex-wife-courtney-anne-agrees-100k-spousal-support-settlement-11886678

80s Childhood Fears (00:22:31): https://ultimateclassicrock.com/1980s-scary-things-kids/

George Michael/Wham! Releases (00:29:41): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/mar/10/new-george-michael-movie-live-album

Two 80s Truths and a Lie Game (00:31:09)

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Vanilla Ice is back in the charts and he just wants to dance — and for a podcast that can’t play music, there sure is a lot of singing.

We discover the original He-Man theme song, and somehow it leads us directly to Michael Jackson and E.T.

How much is too much for 20 minutes of CDogg and John, Paul, Ringo and George taking us on a journey into the mind of a young Dori?

Michael McDonald is too beardy for a floral shirt, George Michael said “Take That”, and did you know that Paulo forgets the point of Two 80s Truths and a Lie?

Vanilla Ice Returns to the Charts (00:00:16): https://www.ksl.com/article/51447544/vanilla-ices-ice-ice-baby-climbs-back-up-the-charts--but-not-only-for-musical-reasons

He-Man Vinyl Theme Song & Story Recordings (00:16:06): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1o4mw-OMh4&t=153s

Corey Feldman Podcast Interview Rates (00:20:32)

Review: Running Scared (00:35:39): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUlpqCsP6zY

Gary Barlow, George Michael, and Take That (00:42:49): https://tanzaniatimes.net/gary-barlow-says-george-michael-did-not-like-him/

Who’s the Boss? Reboot That Never Happened (00:44:41): https://nypost.com/2026/02/21/entertainment/tony-danza-dishes-on-canceled-whos-the-boss-spinoff-sitcom-with-sebastian-maniscalco/

Two 80s Truths and a Lie (00:47:41)

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How did a German Italo-disco song by two men named Hayo get Paulo banned from the internet?

Spoiler… it involves the numbers 6 and 9.

Dori is going on a cruise, but she’s not allowed to take her own music unless it’s something by Bo(u)y George.

We take time to reminisce about the items EVERY 80s house had and question our collective sanity over putting so many crocheted items near a toilet.

Dori made Paulo watch a vampire bikini movie, we myth-bust a Dolph Lundgren urban legend, and Two 80s Truths and a Lie hits the slopes with a Winter Olympics theme.

Can you say Après-ski?

Jump To (Links):

The Sex Shop Boys 00:21:11): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OYCUbJsJoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDBWSmdZYLI

Movie Review: Vampires on Bikini Beach (00:25:50): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagMC1rkXzg

Remake of The Burbs & Corey Feldman Cameo (00:39:42): https://www.remindmagazine.com/article/39823/corey-feldman-the-burbs-cameo-saved-life/

MacGyver Hair Salon in Bangladesh (00:41:23): https://www.macgyveronline.com/news/macgyver-hair-dresser/

Dolph Lundgren Home Invasion Urban Legend (00:43:09): https://www.joblo.com/dolph-lundgren-home-invaders/

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