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Banksy's been unmasked. Reuters did a massive investigation and traced him back to an original arrest 20-30 years ago, plus eyewitness lineups in Ukraine.

The mystery artist might actually be Robin Gunning (later David Jones). We're diving into whether the anonymity made him more valuable than the actual art.

This week on Temporally Scripted, we're covering the meningitis outbreak in Kent (20 cases, 2 deaths, and it's giving us flashbacks to being kids), China's approved brain-computer implant that's basically Neuralink but Chinese, AI giving dangerously confident but wrong medical advice (like shoving garlic up your arse for immune health), and a woman suing Ribena for £20K after a bottle exploded in her "high spec passive house."

Then we're talking about Elon Musk's vision for Neuralink being the only way humanity survives AI, whether wine and art are massively overpriced status symbols, and a goldfish called Blurb who set a Guinness World Record by driving a motion-sensored car 12.28 meters.

Plus: our Top 5 Psychic Predictions That Allegedly Came True — from Jean Dixon predicting JFK's assassination to Nostradamus and the death of Henry II.

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CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Intro & Beard Status Update
05:00 – Banksy Identity Revealed By Reuters Investigation
13:00 – Wine & Art: Overpriced Status Symbols?
23:00 – Meningitis Outbreak In Kent (Flashbacks To Being Kids)
28:00 – China Approves Brain-Computer Implant (Chinese Neuralink)
35:00 – AI Gives Dangerously Wrong Medical Advice
40:00 – Woman Sues Ribena For £20K Kitchen Explosion
48:00 – Goldfish Breaks World Record Driving A Car
52:00 – Top 5 Psychic Predictions That Came True

#Banksy #Meningitis #Neuralink #AI #MedicalAdvice #GuinnessWorldRecords #Psychics #TemporallyScripted #Ribena #BrainImplants #Podcast

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Oil's over $100 a barrel and we've all had to trade our cars for bicycles. Well, not really, but fuel prices are mental and Vietnam's government just abolished fuel duty while the UK is... raising it. Brilliant.

This week on Temporally Scripted, we're covering why Trump keeps saying the Iran war will be "over tomorrow" (narrator: it wasn't), Starmer knowing about Mandelson's Epstein connections before hiring him, the Greens winning a by-election promising to legalize everything, and why AI infrastructure is about to cost $600 billion in 2026.

Then we're diving into Elon Musk's plan for orbital data centers powered by solar satellites (mining the moon for raw materials, naturally), news outlets recycling stories from 2017 and pretending they're new, a woman who kept another woman captive for 25 years only getting 13 years in prison, and lab-grown foie gras getting UK safety approval.

Plus: why middle management pay hasn't increased while pot washers now earn £25K, universal basic income speculation, and our Top 5 Shockingly Expensive Substances On Earth — from antimatter at $62.5 trillion per gram to saffron at $3,800 per kilo.

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CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Intro & Bicycles Made For Two
02:00 – Oil Hits $100 A Barrel & UK Raises Fuel Duty
08:00 – Starmer Knew About Mandelson/Epstein Before Hiring Him
09:00 – Greens Win By-Election: Legalize Everything
13:00 – Iran War Still Not Over (Despite Trump's Promises)
17:00 – AI Infrastructure Costs $600 Billion In 2026
22:00 – Elon Musk's Orbital Data Centers & Moon Mining Plans
25:00 – Jobs, Automation & Universal Basic Income
33:00 – News Outlets Recycling 2017 Stories As New
37:00 – Woman Kept Captive 25 Years, Gets 13 Year Sentence
43:00 – Lab-Grown Foie Gras Gets UK Safety Approval
49:00 – Top 5 Shockingly Expensive Substances (Antimatter To Saffron)

#Oil #Iran #AI #ElonMusk #UKPolitics #Starmer #UniversalBasicIncome #TemporallyScripted #Automation #FuelPrices #Podcast

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America's gone into Iran, killed the Supreme Leader, and sent an armada to the Middle East. We're breaking down what's actually happening, the insane cost of shooting down $20K drones with $3M missiles, and whether this turns into another decades-long mess like Iraq and Afghanistan.

This week on Temporally Scripted, we're covering the Iran situation (and why Trump's midterms might depend on it), Ed Davey saying tax exiles in Dubai don't deserve help getting home, a UK police sergeant fired for using a picture frame to hold down laptop keys while "working from home," and why the British government fundamentally doesn't care about expats.

Then we're talking about a pet worker who made $23,000 in 8 days feeding cats during Lunar New Year, an Australian Pastafarian fighting to keep his colander driving license photo, and our Top 5 Japanese-Only Emotions — words for feelings we don't have in English, from the ache of impermanence to buying books you'll never read.

Plus: Winston Churchill's daily alcohol intake (it's alarming), why South Korea went from nothing to economic powerhouse while Iran went backwards, and whether working harder actually makes you luckier.

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CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Intro & Iran Supreme Leader Job Opening
04:00 – America Invades Iran: What's Actually Happening
13:00 – The Cost Of War: $3M Missiles vs $20K Drones
21:00 – Trump's Leadership vs Modern Politicians
28:00 – Ed Davey: Tax Exiles Don't Deserve Help
36:00 – South Korea vs Iran: Development In Reverse
40:00 – UK Police Sergeant Fired For Working From Home Scam
47:00 – $23K Cat Feeding Hustle During Lunar New Year
50:00 – Pastafarian Fights For Colander License Photo
53:00 – Top 5 Japanese-Only Emotions We Need In English

#Iran #MiddleEast #Trump #UKPolitics #TaxExiles #WorkFromHome #LunarNewYear #JapaneseLanguage #TemporallyScripted #Podcast

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