Well...the Philadelphia 76ers are definitely, for sure, 100% cursed. We talk about Joel Embiid's appendix and the pain (or potentially freeing possibility) of "what if."

Then we make fun of Doc Rivers for a little while before Keenan shares some thoughts on the Geno Auriemma/Dawn Staley spat.

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What begins as a look at the Sixers' ascension out of the play-in turns into a multi-round draft of the most interesting teams in the NBA over the course of the past decade.

We also get into a brief discussion of Kanye West's new album "Bully" and Michael Jordan's (very revealing) comments on the idea of "The GOAT."

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Baseball is back, March Madness is in full swing, the Sixers are teasing us once again, it can only mean that Spring has sprung.

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A Very Philly Episode this week as Keenan and Aaron discuss the rumors that the Sixers wanted to trade for Kawhi Leonard, and how that played into their decision to trade Jared McCain plus an article from The Philadelphia Inquirer about the death of Big 5 basketball and a very pandering piece from Philadelphia Magazine that attempts to name the "25 Most Philly Athletes of All Time."

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This week, we talk about NBA team building and talent evaluation, inspired by the Charlotte Hornets' VP who admitted to using AI in making their decision to draft Kon Knueppel. Then, we move from one "con" man to another as Keenan tells Aaron all about this week's state of the union address.

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This week on the pod! We discuss the Jared McCain trade and the former Sixers' extreme levels of Little Cousin Energy before talking about Drew Hanlen's recent comments about Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey. Then, we get into the conspiracy about the NBA Draft Lottery, and how the Eastern Conference only gets the top pick in "off years" while the West gets all the "generational players." Finally, we talk tanking and the NBA's proposed changes to the lottery.

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The Super Bowl is over, the Winter Olympics are in full swing, and NBA All-Star weekend is upon us. Keenan and Aaron debate whether the Summer games or the Winter games reign supreme, then they go deep on Nick Wright's proposition of a "White Guys Vs. Black Guys" NBA All-Star game format. Would it work? What would have to change? Who qualifies for which squad? Finally, we get into some hip-hop and our combined lack of interest in the newest J. Cole album.

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The Stretch Four Podcast is back! Aaron's "paternity leave" from the pod is over (and now, so is his employment), so he's got all the time in the world to talk hoops, hip-hop, culture, and life with Keenan once again.

We have a lot to catch up on, but mostly end up talking about the Sixers' season so far. The good, the surprising, the ups, the downs, and (as always with the Sixers) the just plain weird.

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