Smack-talking with a hot babe gamer.Based on a post by a u guy86, in 3 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at My First Time. “Dude, you won’t believe what happened today,” Michael called out as he arrived back at his apartment.“What’s up?” Antonio asked from the sofa.“You know the girl from the basketball games?”“That hot little trainer? Yeah?”“She’s a member of the A U Pokémon League!”“Are you serious?! Wha… what happened? Did you talk to her?” he asked.“Yeah, we played a couple of games. She’s good; maybe the best I’ve ever played against,” Michael replied.“That’s all? You just… played video games?” Antonio wondered, cocking his eyebrow.“I, uh, might have also gotten her to agree to come to the Valentine’s Day dance with me,” Michael admitted.“That’s what I’m talking’ about!” Antonio cheered, fist-bumping Michael. “You got a big day tomorrow. You ready for this?”“To be honest… no, I’m not.”“Whatchya mean?”“Dude, I’ve never been on a real date before, let alone had an actual girlfriend!” Michael replied. “I don’t know the first thing about women!”Grinning, Antonio said, “Don’t you worry; I got your back.”“Yeah, says my gay roommate,” Michael teased.“Not cool, dude. Here I am, trying to help you out, and you gotta go and question my sexuality!” Antonio fired back with a laugh. “But in all seriousness, if you doubt which way I swing… you could always ask Allison Smallwood.”“You and Allison Smallwood?”“You bet your ass! We’ll be at the dance tomorrow.”“Lucky bastard…” Michael grumbled.“Hey, I’ve seen that trainer you’ve been pining over. You ain’t got nothing’ to be jealous of! Her name’s Ashley, right?”“Yeah, but how’d you know?”“Allison told me,” Antonio said. “I was trying’ to gather information in case you needed a stronger shove to chat her up.”“I take it back. You’re not a lucky bastard, you’re a sneaky bastard!”“Damn straight! Now, let’s get you ready for your big date. Take a seat, my man.” As Michael plopped down in the chair across from him, Antonio continued, “Now, the first rule to remember is that she’s in charge. Anything she says ‘no’ to or isn’t comfortable with, that’s what goes. Understand?”“Easy enough.”“Good. But remember, even though she’s in charge, she’ll still want you to take the lead sometimes. The most attractive thing to most women is confidence. Not cockiness, but confidence.”“Knew there was a catch,” Michael sighed.“Don’t do that, man. That’s exactly what I’m talking’ about. The minute you get down on yourself just ‘cause you think you’re not good enough, that’s when the girl will pick up on it. As cliché as it sounds, you have to just be you. You don’t want to go too over the top with your personality, or she’ll think you’re compensating for something, but you don’t wanna stifle your personality either, or she won’t get to know the real you. Worst case, she’ll think you don’t like her. But if you just act like you and be confident in that, everything else will fall into place. Trust me.”“I’m assuming I need to open doors and everything like that?”“Definitely start out that way, yeah,” Antonio answered. “Now, it’s entirely possible she may not like that, particularly if she’s strong and independent. If she reacts negatively, don’t panic. Just explain that you were taught to do those things as a sign of respect and good manners. That ought to be enough, but if she’s still not keen on it, don’t force the issue.”“Ok, but… what if she wants me to hold her hand or… kiss her? How am I supposed to know and not fuck it up?”“As far as holding her hand, it’s a dance. That means you two will be in close proximity all night; handholding is gonna happen on its own, so don’t stress over it. Now, as for kissing, you have to read the signs.”“The signs?” Michael asked.“Damn, ain’t you ever seen Hitch? Will Smith wrote the book on reading signs!”“Dude, you know I can’t stand romantic comedies!” Michael laughed.“With your luck, Ashley will feel the same way,” Antonio chuckled. “Anyway, the signs. If she’s smiling and maybe laughing at everything you two do together, that’s a sign she’s into you. If she finds any excuse in the world to touch you or take your arm, that’s a sign she’s into you. If you two find yourselves alone and she’s in no hurry to go back to where there’s more people, that’s a sign she’s into you. If you’re at her door and she fumbling with her keys, in no hurry to let the date end, that’s a sign she’s into you. And finally, if there’s a long silence where she maintains eye contact with you the whole time, that’s a full on signal she probably wants you to kiss her.”“Probably?”“Yeah, probably. There’s never any guarantee, especially when it...
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