Hanna is going hard this apple season; Unfortunately, so are the fruit flies. Andrew became a man recently in a boutique home goods store. And the Scrub Jockeys weigh-in on blood stains, castile soap, and hidden money in hotel rooms.

A gift from a listener promises to be “better than A.I.” when it comes to helpful household hints. It also leads Hanna and Andrew down memory lane to a time when women could clean and moisturize their hands at the same time. (Oh, Madge!)

Andrew’s saga involving a mystery smell in his basement has gone from bad to worse, and he’s now dealing with biblical levels of pestilence. Meanwhile, Hanna had quite the fright getting out of bed the other day, and it reminded her why it’s important to keep her spaces clean.

Andrew has a mystery smell in his basement, and he’s tearing the whole place apart trying to figure it out. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE TOP STORY TODAY! He also found an unwanted “gift” on his treelawn, and he’s raging mad about it. Meanwhile, Hanna finally met the stain that she might not be able to beat.

Hanna is in Seattle, so she and Andrew get to do the show together in the same studio, along with a dog and a cat who might want to be friends? They talk about the scent profiles and ridiculous cleaning policies of AirBNB rentals. Plus a Scrub Jockey offers advice on where to begin cleaning a seemingly uncleanable mess.

Hanna introduces Andrew to a disturbing trend on TikTok involving messy, messy situations. Andrew, meanwhile, has some questions about epsom salt.

Hanna and Andrew hear some more stories of wonderful roadside finds, and they get an important follow-up to a story about a huge mess on a white couch.

Hanna and Andrew listen in as the Scrub Jockeys share jaw-dropping stories of the biggest messes they’ve ever made or had to clean up.