Episodios

  • Barber Breakups, Heroin Horses and Indian Carnivals | Slumberpod Ep. 8
    Oct 5 2025

    Hey y'all! In this episode of SlumberPod, Neel, Shaunak, and Danish spiral from “Neel’s Sense” (that sixth sense of intuition) into an A24-style film pitch about a washed-up Showtime performer — and somehow end up sympathizing with heroin-addicted horses at Indian carnivals.

    Along the way, they debate pirates vs. ninjas, share stories of getting slapped (and realizing you’ve outgrown it), reminisce on Quran class chaos, and mourn the loss of long-term barbers. It’s cinematic absurdity meets late-night therapy — another lucid dream from your favorite half-asleep philosophers.

    • 00:00 – Neel’s Sense Spider sense, intuition, and background music for your own life.
    • 02:00 – Showtime Guy: An A24 Film The tortured artist as subway performer; “furtive glances” as art.
    • 04:30 – Brown Guy Podcast / Marvel Steroids Jonathan Majors, Kumail, and the dangers of roid rage method acting.
    • 05:50 – The Slap Realization That coming-of-age moment when you’re too old to be hit by your mom.
    • 06:30 – Quran Class Chronicles Daily lessons, strict teachers, and why fart machines are haram.
    • 08:30 – Wall Ball & Cart Ball Childhood sports innovation: basketball meets shopping carts.
    • 10:30 – James Naismith and the Racist Origins of Hoops The accidental racial harmony of basketball’s creation.
    • 11:50 – Pirate vs. Ninja Debate Treasure vs. rooftop peace — a philosophical divide.
    • 13:00 – Dubai Comedy Festival Ethics Can you take that Dubai money with a clean conscience?
    • 15:00 – The Foot-Powered Ferris Wheel Childhood trauma disguised as family fun in India.
    • 16:30 – The Heroin Horses of India Drugged carnival animals, reincarnation, and jazz horse redemption.
    • 20:00 – Straight Razor Anxiety The unspoken fear every man has in a barber’s chair.
    • 21:30 – Barber Loyalty & Betrayal When your barber quits, and you’re forced into a rebound fade.
    • 23:30 – The New Guy Luis The quiet intimacy and deep trust of a good barber.
    • 26:00 – FaceTime Barbers & Turkish Betrayal Multitasking barbers, FaceTime fades, and spiritual disconnection.
    • 30:00 – Philosophical Drift The gang slowly dissolves into bits about blood loss, jazz horses, and reincarnation paperwork.
    • 40:00 – Outro: Empathy for the Unhinged A tender reminder that everyone’s just looking for their background music.
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    45 m
  • Synchronicity, Comedy In Japan & Bad Haircuts w/ Rufat Agayev | Slumberpod Ep. 7
    Sep 12 2025

    We on the rooftop with Rufat! On this rooftop Brooklyn episode, Danish, Shaunak, Neel, and Rufat dive into faith, synchronicity, and subway madness, asking the hard questions—like would you rather believe in God or just eat your own shit on the train? The crew riffs on UFC fights that double as religious conversions, immigrant struggles, comedy road stories, and bombing in front of Russell Peters’ crowd. From Japan residencies and working out with strangers to bad haircuts saved by Dominican barbers, this episode swings between roasting, philosophy, and pure chaos. A hilarious hang full of brown identity, stand-up life, and the kind of stories only comics tell.

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    1 h y 10 m
  • CPT, Zohran's New York & Fire Twirling w/ Sonal Aggarwal | Slumberpod Ep. 6
    Aug 17 2025

    Our friend Sonal is here! Danish, Shaunak, Neel, and Sonal sit down for one of the wildest SlumberPod episodes yet. From hecklers who nearly sparked a dog fight to Bollywood vertigo caused by Om Shanti Om, the crew dives into stories that mix stand-up chaos, cultural clashes, and pure comedy gold. Danish reflects on writing an hour of stand-up, Shaunak reveals the hustle behind getting stage time, Neel brings trail guide energy and Skittles-level vibes, and Sonal proves why she’s a heckler’s worst nightmare. Together they unpack growing up brown in America, unibrow trauma, Bush-era flashbacks, fire twirling, and the ever-changing energy of Zoran’s New York. Equal parts roast, confession, and sleepover banter, this episode captures the unfiltered heart of the comedy grind while delivering nonstop laughs.

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    59 m
  • The Masked Comedian, Billionaire Delusions, Action Bronson and Summer Mall Nostalgia | Slumberpod Ep. 5
    Jul 26 2025

    This week on SlumberPod, Neel, Danish, and Shaunak dive deep into the weird corners of their brains—from snoring war stories on the road to a pitch for the first masked stand-up comedian. We debate if Elon Musk caught hands, whether Action Bronson’s food bars have gone too far, and what lab-grown meat might taste like at the F1.

    Plus:

    • Billionaires trying stand-up
    • Why all cameramen snore
    • The decline of malls and the rise of nostalgia
    • Growing up brown with well-done steaks
    • A real-time presidential platform involving Nepali pool builders

    It’s the comedy sleepover you didn’t know you needed. Lo-fi. Unfiltered. Deliriously honest.

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    1 h y 5 m
  • Arab Lean In Gym Class | Slumberpod Ep. 4
    Jul 9 2025

    We are back at the sleepover for episode 4! Grab your double cup and jolly ranchers and join us as we stumble through purple tongue‑twisters, sip styrofoam “water” in Georgia, brainstorm dates‑in‑lean (“fiber up, baby!”), and daydream about life as NBA refs or running an Indo‑Mexican food truck. All heart, all laughs, zero facts—just genuine, late‑night vibes.

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    55 m
  • Six Flags is Dying, Goldfish Guilt, and the Taco Bell Draft w/ Zahid Dewji | Slumberpod Ep. 3
    Jun 24 2025

    We are bacccckkk — and this time we’ve got our very first guest on the pod: the hilarious Zahid Dewji! We dive into the chaotic beauty of turning 30, clinging to youth, and doing stand-up on rooftops instead of, you know… raising children.

    This episode gets delightfully unhinged as we cover:

    • Why Six Flags is on life support 🎢
    • The horny vibes of waiting in line at amusement parks
    • Childhood trauma via dead goldfish and county fairs
    • What animal would you animorph into? (Zebra? Stingray? Stick bug?)
    • The absurd glory of fast food apps and the Taco Bell “Sneakerhead” lifestyle
    • The social responsibility of comedians (Shop Talk alert!)
    • And the real reason Domino’s needs to fear Zahid’s wife

    It’s riffs, bits, and surprising moments of actual wisdom — all with that classic SlumberPod 2AM delirium.

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    1 h y 1 m
  • Genghis Khan & Redbull | Slumberpod Ep. 2
    Jun 10 2025

    In this episode we cover: What animals we would make miniature, Hot takes on Genghis Kahn, Danish's work with Redbull, What jobs we would have as Genghis Kahn's army, Time traveling inventions, Cocaine fueled ideas, and Billionaires having more fun.

    Welcome to the second episode of SlumberPod! Hosted by comedians Neel Ghosh, Danish Maqbol and Shaunak Godkhindi. Grab a pillow and blanket and let the delirium take over—we dive into absurd hypotheticals, half-baked theories, and the kind of dumb brilliance that only surfaces at 2AM. It’s a sleepover for your ears, where the line between comedy, chaos, and confessions gets blurry. No segments. No structure. Just vibes.

    #podcast #comedy #slumberpod #desi #genghiskhan #redbull #drug #billionaire #batman #brown

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    53 m
  • Welcome To The Slumber | Slumberpod Ep. 1
    May 27 2025

    Welcome to the very first episode! Think of this as your favorite 2AM sleepover — the kind where the conversation spirals from deep reflections to dumb puns with zero warning. Hosted by comedians and real-life friends Neel, Shaunak, and Danish, this show captures that loopy, late-night energy in full force.

    In our debut, we cover:

    • What Drake should’ve done after the Kendrick beef (hint: date older)
    • Bill Belichick’s “what the hell is going on” dating choices
    • A real-life venue explosion in Long Island?!
    • Ranking our childhood superheroes (and yes, we’re still Ninja Turtle-pilled)
    • Growing up with immigrant dads, war stories, old sperm, and Hot Wheels trivia

    Grab your pillow and blanket and come hang!

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    49 m