Hey y'all! In this episode of SlumberPod, Neel, Shaunak, and Danish spiral from “Neel’s Sense” (that sixth sense of intuition) into an A24-style film pitch about a washed-up Showtime performer — and somehow end up sympathizing with heroin-addicted horses at Indian carnivals.

Along the way, they debate pirates vs. ninjas, share stories of getting slapped (and realizing you’ve outgrown it), reminisce on Quran class chaos, and mourn the loss of long-term barbers. It’s cinematic absurdity meets late-night therapy — another lucid dream from your favorite half-asleep philosophers.

• 00:00 – Neel’s Sense Spider sense, intuition, and background music for your own life.
• 02:00 – Showtime Guy: An A24 Film The tortured artist as subway performer; “furtive glances” as art.
• 04:30 – Brown Guy Podcast / Marvel Steroids Jonathan Majors, Kumail, and the dangers of roid rage method acting.
• 05:50 – The Slap Realization That coming-of-age moment when you’re too old to be hit by your mom.
• 06:30 – Quran Class Chronicles Daily lessons, strict teachers, and why fart machines are haram.
• 08:30 – Wall Ball & Cart Ball Childhood sports innovation: basketball meets shopping carts.
• 10:30 – James Naismith and the Racist Origins of Hoops The accidental racial harmony of basketball’s creation.
• 11:50 – Pirate vs. Ninja Debate Treasure vs. rooftop peace — a philosophical divide.
• 13:00 – Dubai Comedy Festival Ethics Can you take that Dubai money with a clean conscience?
• 15:00 – The Foot-Powered Ferris Wheel Childhood trauma disguised as family fun in India.
• 16:30 – The Heroin Horses of India Drugged carnival animals, reincarnation, and jazz horse redemption.
• 20:00 – Straight Razor Anxiety The unspoken fear every man has in a barber’s chair.
• 21:30 – Barber Loyalty & Betrayal When your barber quits, and you’re forced into a rebound fade.
• 23:30 – The New Guy Luis The quiet intimacy and deep trust of a good barber.
• 26:00 – FaceTime Barbers & Turkish Betrayal Multitasking barbers, FaceTime fades, and spiritual disconnection.
• 30:00 – Philosophical Drift The gang slowly dissolves into bits about blood loss, jazz horses, and reincarnation paperwork.
• 40:00 – Outro: Empathy for the Unhinged A tender reminder that everyone’s just looking for their background music.

We on the rooftop with Rufat! On this rooftop Brooklyn episode, Danish, Shaunak, Neel, and Rufat dive into faith, synchronicity, and subway madness, asking the hard questions—like would you rather believe in God or just eat your own shit on the train? The crew riffs on UFC fights that double as religious conversions, immigrant struggles, comedy road stories, and bombing in front of Russell Peters’ crowd. From Japan residencies and working out with strangers to bad haircuts saved by Dominican barbers, this episode swings between roasting, philosophy, and pure chaos. A hilarious hang full of brown identity, stand-up life, and the kind of stories only comics tell.

Our friend Sonal is here! Danish, Shaunak, Neel, and Sonal sit down for one of the wildest SlumberPod episodes yet. From hecklers who nearly sparked a dog fight to Bollywood vertigo caused by Om Shanti Om, the crew dives into stories that mix stand-up chaos, cultural clashes, and pure comedy gold. Danish reflects on writing an hour of stand-up, Shaunak reveals the hustle behind getting stage time, Neel brings trail guide energy and Skittles-level vibes, and Sonal proves why she’s a heckler’s worst nightmare. Together they unpack growing up brown in America, unibrow trauma, Bush-era flashbacks, fire twirling, and the ever-changing energy of Zoran’s New York. Equal parts roast, confession, and sleepover banter, this episode captures the unfiltered heart of the comedy grind while delivering nonstop laughs.