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Katie and Bridget promise to be each other's Huckleberries as they re-watch the cowboy classic: Tombstone! It's a movie all about how when there's no sound law and order the people will go crazy, and having free access to guns will result in murders, and peaceful protests won't do shit when the crazies are still walking around free!!!!! ...We swear this movie takes place in the 1800s! Come along as we meet Wyatt Earp, a lawman who's just trying to retire to the up and coming town of Tombstone Arizona with his brothers and BFF Doc Holiday. When reckless cowboys start messing up the town, Wyatt takes the law into his own hands and basically goes on a Kill Bill inspired killing spree across the desert - with friends! It's got action, laughs, Billy Zane, a kind of love story, and most importantly mustaches. Lots and lots of mustaches. Released in 1993 (the best year for movies), it stars an insane amount of actors including: Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe, Dana Delany, Billy Bob Thornton, and Billy Zane.

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Katie and Bridget draw a Mons Pubis on a whiteboard as they re-watch the erotic thriller: Basic Instinct! It's a movie all about how you might think you know who the killer is based on the very first scene of the movie, but actually it might not be that person because there's some other people who could have done it, but then it also might not be them either, all while the original person you thought it was continues to say that they're the killer the entire time but nobody believes them... Look Sharon Stone was the killer alright!! Don't get it twisted! Come along as we meet Nick (aka "Shooter"), a v-neck loving horny cop who's just trying to solve this murder case while also attempting to bone Catherine, the literal murderer even though she never gets convicted for some reason. As Nick becomes more and more of a stalker, people around him begin to die and Catherine becomes more and more cryptic. Kind of like how a killer would act, ya know!? Will the two of them get together and somehow nobody will get stabbed with an ice pick? Are pubes back in style or is that only allowed for 90's Sharon Stone!? Released in 1992, it stars Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Leilani Sarelle

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Katie and Bridget each get big and do their secret handshake song as they re-watch the 80's classic: Big! It's a movie all about how if you're a 12 year old white boy who suddenly becomes Big and moves into the city with literally no money - you will eventually "fall up" and get promoted to VP of a toy company - just cause! Duh! Come along as we meet Josh, the 12 year old going on 30 year old who goes into the city while he tries to reverse his Zoltar-infused growth spurt. With the help of his best friend Billy, the ultimate ride-or-die bff, he gets on his feet and gets a job at a toy company - where he again, falls up. This movie asks the tough questions like: why are corporate meetings so stupid? How come we don't all have indoor trampolines in our homes? Where can we play on a life size piano in a public toy store to get a crazy raise!? All these and more in this coming of age comedy with lots of heart as well as some predatory behavior! Released in 1988, it stars Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, John Heard, Robert Loggia, and Jared Rushton.

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Katie and Bridget trauma dump for some brownies as they re-watch the very British movie: Notting Hill! It's a movie all about how Julia Roberts is so great and wonderful and should definitely go date the writer of the movie Richard Curtis - erm, we mean, Hugh Grant! We swear this is not a fan fiction! Come along as we meet William Thacker, a mumbly bookstore owner who falls for Anna Scott, a famous actress who enjoys walking around town without any security. When the two end up dating each other via orange juice spills and Horse and Hounds magazines, they find that it's not so easy when he's just a boring dude and she's famous! The problem might also be that Anna Scott is the worst character ever but ya know... It's the paparazzi's fault!! Through British jokes, quirky friends, and some Britney Spears Crossroad's slumber party trauma dumping, the two discover that they want to be together even though Anna Scott still sucks... Listen, the writer also wrote Love Actually - OKAY!? Released in 1999, it stars Hugh Grant, Julia Roberts, Richard McCabe, Gina McKee, Tim McInnerny, Emma Chambers, and Rhys Ifans.

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Katie and Bridget go on a magic carpet ride as they re-watch the Disney classic: Aladdin! It's a story all about how if you're a riff raff, street rat, and you don't wanna buy that, then you can just go be a diamond in the rough, find a magic lamp, enslave a magical genie, and get whatever you wanttttt in lifeeee!!! Come along as we meet Aladdin, a homeless/shoeless street rat who wants more out of life! Well so does Jasmine, a princess who's not homeless/shoeless but she feels like her life is just as hard as Aladdin's... We know, we know - she should really just get some hobbies and figure it out already! When the evil Jafar tricks Aladdin into the Cave of Wonders (run by a cool Tiger with an earring, by the way...), it sets off a chain of events that most importantly involves meeting the magic carpet and Genie! With the help of Genie, Aladdin pretends to be a prince and lots of singing and dancing ensues! Will Aladdin find the courage to tell everyone the truth and be himself? Did A Whole New World win a shit ton of awards in 1992 including best Album of the Year at the Grammys!? Released in 1992, this Disney movie stars Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Linda Larkin, Jonathan Freeman, and Gilbert Gottfried.

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Katie and Bridget lift up and then throw a toilet as they re-watch the cult classic: The Boondock Saints! It's a movie all about how ethically, is it really wrong to become serial killers if you're only killing bad men from various mafias and mobs? ...Maybe not but shooting up a room full of random people who are just trying to play a game of poker is just a little TOO FAR for us, okay!? Come along as we meet Connor and Murphy MacManus, two Irish Catholic brothers who like drinking and goofing off. Oh that is until their favorite bar gets taken over by some Russian mafia guys and some butts get lit on fire. That kicks off a quick chain of events that leads the brothers to become vigilantes and buy some guns - lots and lots of guns. Oh yeah, William Dafoe's there too! Thank God! With his crime Reddit theories and their nonstop mass murders (seriously, this all seems to take place in one week!), we're given a movie packed with shooting, justice, and Irish accents. Oh yeah and for a brief moment it becomes The Maury Show! We're confused about that too!! Released in 1999, it was written and directed by Troy Duffy and stars Willem Dafoe, Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery, David Della Rocco, and Billy Connolly.

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Katie and Bridget be upstanders in the Dark Ages while they re-watch Katie's favorite movie from when she was 10: DragonHeart! It's a movie all about good vs. evil, medieval times, and possibly an interspecies romance between a dragon slayer and the last dragon... Or at least that's our fan theory for this movie! Come along as we meet Bowen, a knight of the old code turned dragon slayer, who's just trying to get by while his former student - Einon - literally ravages the land and destroys the kingdom after being given a second chance at life. When Bowen meets Draco, the last dragon left alive, the two team up for an America's Funniest Home Video style heist to get money and find companionship. With the help of some peasants, hijinks, and a possible King Arthur ghost, they decide to fight back against Einon and reclaim the land and their freedom! Spoiler alert: there may be some really sad dragon-related deaths in this movie so bring your tissues!!! Released in 1996, it stars Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, Dina Meyer, Pete Postlethwaite, David Thewlis, and Jason Isaacs.

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Katie and Bridget light the bar on fire as they re-watch the very 2000's movie: Coyote Ugly! It's a movie all about how pursuing your dreams of becoming a famous song writer in NYC is EASY and will only take you about TWO MONTHS with absolutely NO PLANNING NEEDED! ...YEAH! Come along as we meet Violet, an aspiring song writer who has no job, a shitty apartment, and no plans, but moves to NYC anyway even though she's from South Amboy NJ and could have just taken the train in(?). But don't worry, when she gets a job at the Coyote Ugly, a sexy bar that is definitely not up to code, she'll build up the confidence she needs to sing in front of people - via weird karaoke! With the help of her possible boyfriend Kevin, a guy who likes having sex in front of cardboard cutouts; her dad, the best character in the movie; and Lil, the owner of the Coyote Ugly who may or may not have the hots for her; she'll discover what it takes to be a star! Let's face it, we're all just waiting for the LeAnn Rimes song at the end! Released in 2000, it stars Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, John Goodman, Maria Bello, Izabella Miko, Tyra Banks, Melanie Lynskey, and Bridget Moynahan.