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Katie and Bridget promise to be each other's Huckleberries as they re-watch the cowboy classic: Tombstone! It's a movie all about how when there's no sound law and order the people will go crazy, and having free access to guns will result in murders, and peaceful protests won't do shit when the crazies are still walking around free!!!!! ...We swear this movie takes place in the 1800s! Come along as we meet Wyatt Earp, a lawman who's just trying to retire to the up and coming town of Tombstone Arizona with his brothers and BFF Doc Holiday. When reckless cowboys start messing up the town, Wyatt takes the law into his own hands and basically goes on a Kill Bill inspired killing spree across the desert - with friends! It's got action, laughs, Billy Zane, a kind of love story, and most importantly mustaches. Lots and lots of mustaches. Released in 1993 (the best year for movies), it stars an insane amount of actors including: Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe, Dana Delany, Billy Bob Thornton, and Billy Zane.

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Katie and Bridget draw a Mons Pubis on a whiteboard as they re-watch the erotic thriller: Basic Instinct! It's a movie all about how you might think you know who the killer is based on the very first scene of the movie, but actually it might not be that person because there's some other people who could have done it, but then it also might not be them either, all while the original person you thought it was continues to say that they're the killer the entire time but nobody believes them... Look Sharon Stone was the killer alright!! Don't get it twisted! Come along as we meet Nick (aka "Shooter"), a v-neck loving horny cop who's just trying to solve this murder case while also attempting to bone Catherine, the literal murderer even though she never gets convicted for some reason. As Nick becomes more and more of a stalker, people around him begin to die and Catherine becomes more and more cryptic. Kind of like how a killer would act, ya know!? Will the two of them get together and somehow nobody will get stabbed with an ice pick? Are pubes back in style or is that only allowed for 90's Sharon Stone!? Released in 1992, it stars Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Leilani Sarelle

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Katie and Bridget each get big and do their secret handshake song as they re-watch the 80's classic: Big! It's a movie all about how if you're a 12 year old white boy who suddenly becomes Big and moves into the city with literally no money - you will eventually "fall up" and get promoted to VP of a toy company - just cause! Duh! Come along as we meet Josh, the 12 year old going on 30 year old who goes into the city while he tries to reverse his Zoltar-infused growth spurt. With the help of his best friend Billy, the ultimate ride-or-die bff, he gets on his feet and gets a job at a toy company - where he again, falls up. This movie asks the tough questions like: why are corporate meetings so stupid? How come we don't all have indoor trampolines in our homes? Where can we play on a life size piano in a public toy store to get a crazy raise!? All these and more in this coming of age comedy with lots of heart as well as some predatory behavior! Released in 1988, it stars Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, John Heard, Robert Loggia, and Jared Rushton.