"...with information tactical, strategical and practical, I am the very model of a

dead Ikana general! ...Haaah...Alright then, class...does anyone have any questions? Yes, Margaret?"

"Professor Ingo, are we ever gonna use this in the real world?"

"WHAT!? Of course you will! Why, what if you somehow stumbled upon the corpse of some ancient army commander, and he challenged you to a footrace? And upon his defeat, and finally having his weary spirit laid to rest, what if he bestowed upon you the very hat he wore whilst presiding over the legions of the undead!? What would you sing in the shower while wearing such a magnificent hat, Margaret!? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bet you feel real stupid now... "

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Hello, welcome to the Cyb and Mitch Swamp Tour, today we'll be showing you around the Woodfall Swamp. Now just up ahead you'll see the amazing Deku Palace and... wait... what's that shack? And who is that green guy? Oh dang it, this is the wrong swamp!! My apologies, my business partner is terrible with directions, but I think this is a good time to remind you that sadly we do not offer refunds... thank you for your patronage.

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"...and over here we have the ancient dais where the enemies of the kingdom were brutally eviscerated and offered up as a sacrifice to appease the old gods who guard the temples. Do we have any questions so far? Yes, you near the back, I saw your hand first... Hmm? 'Why is there an ancient race track on the floor above us, if this was a place of worship?' Uhhh, because it's mega dope, that's why!"

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What if I told you...that you could drive...anywhere?

Heh...look at that...you're speechless. I thought as much. After all it isn't every day one learns-hmm? What was that? You already can drive anywhere..? No, no, no, I think you're mistaken... Driving is normally relegated to very specifically-themed, intricately-planned race courses, and what I'm saying is...what if you could leave those courses and take a road all the way to ALBEQUERQUE!? Wouldn't that be crazy!?!

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"Now, class...a wise man once told me that a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals. And I came to learn - after quite a few unfortunate, overnight stays in jail for art theft - that he was not, in fact, referring to literal art; but rather, the intangible substance we call I N S P I R A T I O N !

In this assignment you will be making a diorama..."

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Was this list necessary? No.

But! Was it informative? Also no...

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"Rule one of dying: don't. Rule two: slow down. You've got the rest of your life. The faster you think, the slower it will pass. Concentrate. Assume you're going to survive. Always assume that. Imagine you've already survived. There's a store room in your mind. Lock the door and think..."

~ The Doctor, "Heaven Sent"

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"...Now, the next available unit on our apartment tour is a very charming, three-bed-two-bath bungalow that comes completely furnished! It even has a lovely, natural water feature in the kitchen, so you don't have to leave the house to fetch water from a well in the dead of night! Very convenient. And, yes, the upstairs bathroom does have a resident, but you won't even notice- hmm? Pardon? Oh, why, it's the ghost of a hand... Yes, ma'am, he comes with the house. But he's so quiet, you won't even notice his presence. And he only moans and begs for paper occasionally! Now, shall we discuss the financing options for- where are you going?"

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