"...with information tactical, strategical and practical, I am the very model of a

dead Ikana general! ...Haaah...Alright then, class...does anyone have any questions? Yes, Margaret?"

"Professor Ingo, are we ever gonna use this in the real world?"

"WHAT!? Of course you will! Why, what if you somehow stumbled upon the corpse of some ancient army commander, and he challenged you to a footrace? And upon his defeat, and finally having his weary spirit laid to rest, what if he bestowed upon you the very hat he wore whilst presiding over the legions of the undead!? What would you sing in the shower while wearing such a magnificent hat, Margaret!? Yeah, that's what I thought. Bet you feel real stupid now... "

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Hello, welcome to the Cyb and Mitch Swamp Tour, today we'll be showing you around the Woodfall Swamp. Now just up ahead you'll see the amazing Deku Palace and... wait... what's that shack? And who is that green guy? Oh dang it, this is the wrong swamp!! My apologies, my business partner is terrible with directions, but I think this is a good time to remind you that sadly we do not offer refunds... thank you for your patronage.

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"...and over here we have the ancient dais where the enemies of the kingdom were brutally eviscerated and offered up as a sacrifice to appease the old gods who guard the temples. Do we have any questions so far? Yes, you near the back, I saw your hand first... Hmm? 'Why is there an ancient race track on the floor above us, if this was a place of worship?' Uhhh, because it's mega dope, that's why!"

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