The Iran ceasefire is collapsing in real time — JD Vance says it never included Lebanon, Iran says it did, and Pakistan (who mediated the whole thing) is siding with Iran. Meanwhile Trump is charging Iran protection money for the Strait of Hormuz, Pam Bondi no-showed the Epstein deposition because she's "unprepared," and Melania held a surprise press conference distancing herself from a man she definitely never met.

This episode covers the Iran non-war ceasefire breakdown, the auto-enrollment draft, Hormuz petrodollar math, the Epstein deposition fallout, Bondi, Melania, Pakistan, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, Ratcliffe, Taiwan deterrence strategy, and why Anthropic should release the unhinged version of Claude.

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Rob Bernstein debuts the brand new million-dollar Run Your Mouth studio, immediately fires Producer Man, and declares war on being the biggest show on the internet. The FEMA administrator apparently got teleported to Waffle House by demons -- and Rob breaks down why that tracks. A hot Iranian woman gets deported for calling America "the great Satan" and Rob pitches his immigration reform platform: import more hot women, put the fives and sixes on notice. Pam Bondi's replacement channels his inner Lil Wayne dodging every Epstein question. Then Rob uses AI to calculate what $2 billion could actually do for Americans instead of rescuing one downed pilot, tears apart a Wall Street Journal article pitching the Iran war as an energy win, explains the petrodollar like a guy who's confident but admittedly might be wrong, and closes with a pitch to design society from the toilets up.Support the show: robbernsteincomedy.comSheath Underwear -- promo code RYM: sheathunderwear.comChapters:00:00:00 - New Million-Dollar Studio Debut + Producer Man Is Fired00:03:17 - Waffle House Is a Demon Portal (FEMA Administrator Confirms)00:05:57 - Deported Iranian Woman: The "Iranian Aubrey Plaza" Immigration Plan00:08:22 - Epstein Update: New AG Channels Chappelle's Lil Wayne00:12:32 - Sponsor: Sheath Underwear (Promo Code RYM)00:13:33 - Iran War Coverage: Power Plant and Bridge Day00:19:29 - SEAL Team Six Rescue Mission -- $2 Billion for One Pilot00:24:00 - AI Slop Research Division: What $2B Could Do for Americans00:27:16 - Petrodollar Breakdown (Said Confidently from a Nice Studio)00:31:29 - Debunking the Wall Street Journal's Pro-War Energy Article00:41:36 - Live Chat Comments + Viewer Q&A00:44:17 - Navy Toilets, NASA Toilets, and the Buc-ee's Philosophy00:47:14 - Domino's Driver Gets $40K -- Ring Camera Justice System00:49:24 - Sign Off