It's Friday the 13th and the luck has clearly run out. Cabinet members are brought to 'heel', DOGE bros are destroying lives while fumbling deposition questions like nervous 12-year-olds, the Strait of Hormuz is basically pinched shut like a hose with zero exit strategy from the chest-thumping bros, and Timothy Chalamet is out here insulting cancer kids while dating a Kardashian. Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike also squeeze in a birthday toast to the iconic Liza Minnelli, the one bright spot in an otherwise clown-shoe-sized disaster of a week. 🎧 #ROL #RantingOutLoud rantingoutloud.com

From bombing Iran (sorry, "military action") out of a Mar-a-Lago ballroom to Kristi Noem getting fired mid-speech with a banner to prove it, Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike are barely keeping up with the crazy. Add a Texas Senate race that's actually giving Democrats hope, GLAAD awards in a world quietly scrubbing LGBTQ characters off your TV, and Pete Hegseth apparently trying to speedrun the apocalypse in Jesus's name and you've got the end of times, but made into a podcast.

This week the guys recap the longest State of the Disunion in recorded history, complete with cold White House McDonald's in exchange for gold. We've got locker-room politics, and FBI Director named Kash trying to join the cool kids by crashing a hockey victory like a drunk intern with a badge. Measles are winning in anti-vax country and the Texas primaries like a reality show called Indicted & Proud. There's more media consolidation, voter suppression shenanigans, and queer kids being written out of school libraries in Texas, trans people having their driver's licenses revoked in Kansas and not-on-purpose-but-not-censored insults at an awards show. And, we're only two months in.

This week we barrel through Texas primary drama and Ken Paxton's nine political lives. Can democracy survive people who think "indicted" is just a personality trait? Colbert blows up the FCC thanks to censorship stupidity and neighbors are apparently auditioning for "Snitches of America." Plus, olympic ladies get engaged and win gold like it's the gayest revenge tour imaginable!

It's Friday the 13th and somehow the scariest thing isn't superstition ... it's Congress. And Ring Cameras. This week the boys dive into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl cultural takeover, pearl-clutching patriots who suddenly fear subtitles, and an Attorney General auditioning for Mean Girls with a government-issued burn book. From Pride flags rising again at Stonewall to Diaper Don's fecal legacy, to a quiet farewell to a beloved TV ally, we've got you covered ... in angst.

The crew skates from Winter Olympics queer wins to Grammys chaos, Super Bowl culture wars, and a political landscape where hypocrisy is still undefeated. They rant about MAGA pearl-clutching over Bad Bunny, Trump's latest racist nonsense, gerrymandering blowback, and why Republicans suddenly hate mail-in voting once people start using it. Add in Epstein-name gymnastics, billionaire benefactors with actual morals, reality TV as escapist therapy, and a spirited fight over Alan Cumming's questionable castle couture. Let the games begin!

This one was tough as the world suffered the loss of yet another comedic genius. Chadrick and Producer Mike went on with the show to talk about the little bit of joy that keeps being taken from us in a year that's only a month old. So, rant we did about all things Catherine O'Hara, and we ended with our inimitable style of crapping on everyone's mood by discussing journalist arrests and the administration's clowns in masks executing a horrific plan ... and people. Good riddance January!

Between looming icepocalypse anxiety, Ted Cruz fleeing the scene (again), and Republicans insisting January 6 was basically a light cardio event, the guys rant through weather panic, political cowardice, and courtroom absurdity. There's also Hollywood chaos, from messy accusations and Oscar snubs to Netflix openly admitting it's dumbing things down for phone-addicted viewers. Cap it off with a spirited debate over when TV officially jumps the shark, and you've got an episode that's equal parts cultural autopsy and group therapy. Stay warm, safe and ICE free everyone!