"Holy Crap" doesn't even begin to sum this one up. Season 4 Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues — Holy Hotdog Hymnals — starts innocently enough with a conversation about Ring Doorbells and the unhinged things they capture at three in the morning, and then spirals into the kind of episode that offends roughly every demographic on the planet.

By the time the exit music plays, Ryan and Dan have managed to anger Ryan's mom, the entire city of Akron Ohio, women everywhere, Whole Foods shoppers, the gay community, Christians, Heinz, Oscar Mayer, alcoholics with home security systems, and the candle industry. That's not a bit — that's the actual list.

Congratulations to Ryan and Dan for achieving a new personal record in offending the maximum number of people per minute. This is the episode where Repressed Humor Issues truly earns its explicit tag, and that's saying something for a show that once dedicated an entire segment to Puppet Penis Poetry.

The episode also marks the return of two beloved recurring characters from the Season 4 universe. Shelly from Sheboygan — who made her unforgettable debut in Episode 2's AI-scripted disaster — is back with an update on her ongoing downstairs situation, and the update is exactly as uncomfortable as you'd expect. Then there's Todd from Akron, who apparently sent the hosts an email so idiotic that it warranted being read on air and roasted in real-time. Todd, if you're listening: this is what happens when you email two men who have zero filter, zero compassion, and a microphone.

But the undeniable centerpiece of Holy Hotdog Hymnals is the moment when Ryan and Dan, two men with absolutely no theological credentials, no spiritual authority, and questionable morals at best, decide to create their own religion. From the ground up. On air. In real-time. What starts as a joke quickly evolves into a disturbingly well-thought-out framework involving hotdogs, hymnals, and a belief system that manages to simultaneously parody organized religion while also being weirdly compelling. It's not a cult. They swear. NOT. A. CULT.

The hosts insist on this with the kind of desperate energy that suggests it is, in fact, becoming a cult. This is also another AI-assisted episode, continuing the Season 4 experiment of letting artificial intelligence contribute to the show's creative direction. And once again, AI has proven that it has learned far too much from consuming hundreds of hours of Repressed Humor Issues content. The AI's contributions are responsible for approximately 80% of the groups offended in this episode, which raises fascinating questions about whether artificial intelligence has developed its own sense of inappropriate humor or whether it's simply reflecting back the worst tendencies of its source material.

Either way, the results are hilarious, horrifying, and absolutely not suitable for work, church, or any environment where human decency is expected. If you thought Season 4 was going to be a kinder, gentler Repressed Humor Issues, Holy Hotdog Hymnals is here to aggressively disabuse you of that notion.

This episode is the show at its most chaotic, most offensive, and most unapologetically funny. It's the comedy podcast equivalent of watching someone light a firework inside a cathedral — you know it's wrong, you can't look away, and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've seen all week. We're sorry. Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio, and everywhere podcasts are found. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch featuring every episode's AI-generated cover art on t-shirts and hoodies.

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Have you ever let AI do something for you and then immediately regretted it? Welcome to Season 4 Episode 2 of Repressed Humor Issues — Quintessential Queef Queries — where the hosts let artificial intelligence write them a script and then attempted to perform it. The results are exactly as catastrophic, hilarious, and deeply uncomfortable as you'd expect from a show that has spent three seasons proving that human stupidity needs notechnological assistance.

In AI's own words — and we're quoting this directly because it's too good not to — the script it produced is "like the morning after you raw dogged a yogurt parfait." Let that sentence wash over you.

Let it settle into your brain. That is what AI thinks Repressed Humor Issues sounds like. And honestly? It's not wrong. The fact that artificial intelligence has apparently been studying this podcast long enough to replicate its energy is either a triumph of machine learning or a sign that we've corrupted technology beyond repair. In this episode, Ryan and Dan learn about ASMR content of a very specific and very adult variety, meet Shelly from Sheboygan and her downstairs issues (we're not elaborating), discover thatSatan himself suffers from hemorrhoids (theological implications unclear), and explore the possibility that ghosts might just be aroused phantoms hiding under sheets. That's right — this episode wrecks both Satan AND Halloween in one sitting. Go us!

The AI script experiment is a meta-comedy moment that works on multiple levels. On one hand, it's hilarious to hear Ryan and Dan struggle with material they didn't write — two men who have prided themselves on never preparing for anything suddenly being forced to follow a script, and a terrible one at that. On the other hand, it raises genuine questions about what AI has learned from consuming hundreds of hours of this podcast, and whether that knowledge should be classified as a biohazard.

Season 4 is proving that Repressed Humor Issues hasn't lost a step — if anything, the addition of AI as a creative collaborator has made things worse in the best possible way. The humans are still funny. The AI is trying its best. And the audience continuesto wonder why they keep pressing play. (Spoiler: it's because you love it.)

We're sorry. We're not sorry. Both of these things are simultaneously true.

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The rumors are true. Just like a Justin Bieber Sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits concert at the Iowa State Fair, Repressed Humor Issues is here to annoy you with a unique and entirely unwanted brand of humor.

Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1 — Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks — and consider this entire season one big apology tour. We're not apologizing because we feel bad. We're apologizing because our lawyers said we should. In the first episode of 2026, Ryan and Dan return from their off-season break with all the energy of two guys who definitely did not use their time off to prepare for the new season. The episode opens with a bombshell revelation: Dan doesn't listen to podcasts. That's right — one half of a comedy podcast duo has never voluntarily consumed the medium he produces content for. It's like a chef who eats exclusively at gas stations. Ryan is appalled. Dan is unapologetic. The audience is unsurprised. From there, the conversation takes an unexpected turn into the world of Skyline Chili — the Cincinnati-based regional chain that inspires passionate devotion and equally passionate disgust depending on which side of the Ohio River you fall on.

Ryan and Dan break down the chili-spaghetti-cheese experience with the kind of intensity usually reserved for geopolitical summits, and somehow manage to start a genuine argument about whether Skyline Chili qualifies as food, art, or a war crime. It's the food debate content nobody asked for, and it's oddly riveting.

And then, of course, we arrive at the title: Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks. We're not going to explain the context here because (a) it honestly doesn't help, and (b) the journey of discovering how Ryan and Dan arrive at this phrase is half the entertainment.

Just know that it involves a conversational path so winding and unpredictable that even the hosts seem surprised by where they end up. It's the Repressed Humor Issues experience in a nutshell — two friends talking with zero direction and arriving somewhere you could never have predicted. Season 4 is here, and it's already proving that the off-season did absolutely nothing to make this show more professional, more prepared, or more appropriate.

If anything, the break made it worse. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Available on Spotify,

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We're back..... STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!

See the trailer for Season 4 of Repressed Humor Issues, taped on a cold, wet day in Amsterdam...

Season 4 officially launches in 1 week! I SAID STOP THROWING THINGS!!!!

Fine... Just watch the trailer.

It's the Season 3 finale of Repressed Humor Issues, and we're going out the same way we came in: with absolutely zero class, maximum chaos, and a title that will make your podcast app blush. Welcome to Feces Finale Fixation — the wildly unfiltered, completely unscripted series finale that caps off twenty episodes of comedy that should probably require a waiver.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the chaotic cocktail of street-level absurdity, generational trauma, and corporate surrealism that has defined Season 3. First up: Dad's Wisdom. Not the kind you find in a leather-bound journal or a motivational poster, but the kind dispensed between bites of gas station jerky and unsolicited advice about carburetors and emotional repression.

The guys unpack the cryptic one-liners, the passive-aggressive life lessons, and why dads have endlessly put off having "the talk" with their children since the dawn of parenthood. It's relatable, it's hilarious, and it's therapy-adjacent — which is the closest this podcast gets to actual self-improvement.

Then things get anatomically intense. A certain unhoused gentleman becomes the accidental philosopher of the episode, forcing Ryan and Dan to confront society's selective blindness, urban myth-making, and the uncomfortable truth that sometimes the most honest people in society have the least amount of clothing. It's part sociology, part street theater, and entirely NSFW. Dan still feels dirty.

Finally, the guys reveal that Disney has an extra-special message for you regarding your recently departed relatives. No, not that message. Nope, not that one either. YES, THAT message. The corporate surrealism segment is exactly the kind of dark, unexpected comedy that has made Repressed Humor Issues a cult favorite among fans of explicit humor podcasts. As the Season 3 finale, Ryan and Dan also take a moment to wax poetically on what they did right, what they did wrong, and what they're going to keep doing in Season 4. It's a surprisingly genuine moment of reflection sandwiched between segments that would make their mothers weep.

They thank listeners for continuing to make Repressed Humor Issues the least successful podcast ever — a title they wear with genuine pride. Thank you for an incredible Season 3. We could not do this without you. Seriously. We literally could not. Nobody else would listen.

Season 4 is coming. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch, polls, CelebrityCage Match results, and all the chaos. Follow @RHI_Podcast and @repressedhumorissues. Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio.

I'm dreading writing this description, but here goes.

In Season 3 Episode 19 of Repressed Humor Issues — Samwise's Scottish Sphincter — Ryan and Dan tackle all the tough topics of the day. And by "tough topics," we mean: how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could realistically ship from New Zealand, why Domino's Pizza needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the feds walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and anatomical references.

Lots and lots of anatomical references. Let's break this down because it deserves to be broken down: The Samwise Gamgee foot hair discussion is exactly what it sounds like — a deep exploration of the logistics of harvesting, packaging, and shipping hobbit-grade foot hair across international waters. Is it practical?

No. Is it legal? Unclear. Is it one of the funniest segments of Season 3? Absolutely. Ryan and Dan approach this with the seriousness of a supply chain management seminar, and the contrast between their delivery and the absurdity of the topic is what makes Repressed Humor Issues one of the best comedy podcasts for fans of Lord of the Rings, logistics, and terrible ideas.

The Loch Ness Domino's segment imagines a world where the famous pizza chain has to deliver to the Scottish Highlands — and whether the Loch Ness Monster would tip. The South Korea Starbucks ban leads to a surprisingly informed (by this podcast's standards)discussion about work culture, public space usage, and whether you should be allowed to set up an entire workstation at a coffee shop.

The DC discussion takes a more serious tone — briefly — before the conversation inevitably circles back to juvenile territory. And then there are the anatomical references. Dan told us there would be a lot of them. Dan was not exaggerating. Dan needs a new career. Dan wonders if Gavin Newsom's PR team is hiring. GCM — HIRE DAN PLEASE. This episode is proof that no topic is too absurd, too obscure, or too uncomfortable for the Repressed Humor Issues treatment.

It's unscripted, unedited, explicit, and available wherever you get your podcasts — Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeart Radio. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch and content. Follow @RHI_Podcast. New episodes biweekly.

Ryan's back from Iceland! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!

But unfortunately, Ryan survived his transatlantic adventure and returned to the Repressed Humor Issues microphone with stories, opinions, and the same chaotic energy that has made this comedy podcast both beloved and feared since 2023.

In Season 3 Episode 18 — Puffin Penis Pudding — Ryan and Dan discuss the pressing issues of the day. And by "pressing issues," we mean: how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to puffin babies (also Communist). The communist label gets thrown around with the reckless abandon of someone who has clearly never read Marx but has strong feelings about dessert.

It's the kind of political commentary that would make every polisci professor weep — whether from laughter or despair is up to the listener. Ryan's Iceland stories provide some of the best content of the season. From encounters with puffins — the adorable, stumpy little birds that Ryan apparently cannot be trusted around — to the general experience of being an American abroad, the travel segment is genuinely hilarious. It's like Anthony Bourdain meets a guy who shouldn't be allowed out of the country.

The conversation then takes a hard left into military hostage situations in DC, because apparently you can't have an episode of Repressed Humor Issues without at least ONE discussion about current events that makes everyone uncomfortable. From there, the guys somehow land on why harbor porpoises are basically the lot lizards of the sea — acomparison that is simultaneously disgusting, inaccurate, and unexpectedly convincing.

And it all ends with Anal Biotics. That's not a typo. That's not a brand name. That is where this episode ends up, and nobody — including the hosts — can explain how they got there. Dan just writes the descriptions. Don't blame him. He's just as confused as you are, and significantly more traumatized.

Puffin Penis Pudding is peak Repressed Humor Issues: random, explicit, unedited, and featuring the kind of conversational pivots that would give a GPS a nervous breakdown. If you're looking for a comedy podcast that combines travel stories, political hot takes, marine biology, and topics that should never appear in the same sentence, this is your episode.

New episodes biweekly. Visit repressedhumorissues.com for merch and chaos. Follow@RHI_Podcast. Explicit content. You've been warned.

With Ryan galavanting across the Atlantic (I've never wished for an iceburg this hard before), this episode, we welcome our special guest host, Daniel. Yeah... Dan and Daniel... This isn't going to get fucking confusing quickly.

In this episode, we talk about how men's underwear is a safety hazard for your penis (and your sex life), why testicular torsion wasn't a huge concern in Dan's school, and why film guys are cucks..... TAKE THAT RYAN!!!

If you love Mashle this is the episode for you... That's right.... We actually have a target audience for once.