This week we retell the tragic story of Cain and Abel, the world’s first brothers. We take a look at how classic birth order personality traits mixed with a meddling God is the catalyst for the world’s first murder. We learn about a few other firsts too like the world’s first edible arrangement and the world’s first tattoo. 

This week we retell the story of the world’s first humans and nudists: Adam and Eve. We learn about the Garden of Eden, Satan makes his first appearance, and Adam and Eve piss off God to receive the world’s first punishment. We think this story is a little unfair to Eve and now we're just hungry for an apple.

This week we're going all the way back to the beginning: Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth"

This week we run through the creation story. How God made the universe and everything in it in six days. We learn the real reason why Sunday is the considered a day of rest and we discover that God was the original stoner.

Jonah and The Whale is a classic Bible story that God uses to prove that if you want to try to fuck with him, he will fuck you back harder. In this episode we go back to the Old Testament and run through prophet Jonah's story of being eaten and spit out by a whale. Does he learn a lesson? Do we?

Happy Easter! Releasing episode 1 In honour of our favourite holiday. We retell the Easter Story covering Palm Sunday to Easter Sunday and everything that happened to Jesus in between. We even speculate on what happened during his decent into Hell.

Welcome to Religious Retales! A satirical retelling of your favourite biblical stories. First episode coming soon so don't forget to subscribe!