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  • (music) (10 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (music) (10 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    9 h y 46 m
  • (music) (5 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (music) (5 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    4 h y 57 m
  • (music) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (music) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    52 m
  • (no music) (10 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (no music) (10 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    9 h y 50 m
  • (no music) (5 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (no music) (5 hours) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    4 h y 53 m
  • (no music) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep

    (no music) #1454 Whisper Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ 🎙️ Transcript Title: #1454 Whisper Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 4th October 2025 🕒 Duration: 52 minutes, 12 seconds 🔗 View Full Transcript 🛌 OVERVIEW: This episode is classic Jason Newland — a sleepy, humorous, stream-of-consciousness-style ramble designed to lull listeners into slumber. He reflects on small irritations, random anecdotes, and absurd musings, all delivered in a gentle, whispered tone. It’s full of quirky tangents, odd humor, and some surprisingly thoughtful reflections on identity, inclusion, and acceptance. 🧵 MAIN TOPICS COVERED: 💤 Sleep Routine Disrupted
    • Jason starts by sharing how his Friday night sleep routine — listening to Nick Abbott’s lighthearted LBC radio show — was interrupted by a serious news broadcast.
    • He humorously vents his frustration with current events taking over his relaxation time.
    🎯 Paralympics & Disabilities
    • A lengthy and meandering reflection on sports, particularly the Special Olympics/Paralympics.
    • Musings on whether certain sports (e.g., archery, javelin) are suitable for blind athletes, with a mix of admiration, confusion, and dark humor.
    • Jason questions what "fairness" means in sports and explores the purpose of ability-based categories.
    🧬 Ginger Identity & Personal Reflections
    • A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to talking about gingers:
      • Childhood teasing and playground bullying around hair color.
      • Family history of redheads.
      • Dating history involving ginger women (he counts at least 7 past relationships!).
      • Reflections on ginger representation in society.
    • He jokingly considers starting a charity for gingers, only to be told by a fictional charity rep that it’s not a great idea.
    • Ends with musings on Ed Sheeran’s success despite societal biases against gingers — Jason praises him as an unlikely pop hero.
    😂 Bizarre Tangents & Humor
    • Considers starting a charity called “Nothing They Can’t Do” — mocked for being too optimistic.
    • Imagines Ed Sheeran posters being put up “facing the wall” as a joke.
    • Random, surreal thoughts like whether a powerlifter on a bus could lift the bus if it broke down.
    • A fake argument with an imaginary woman about Ready Brek (a British hot cereal).
    📉 Self-Deprecating & Meta Commentary
    • Jason frequently breaks the fourth wall, joking about how boring the episode is.
    • Acknowledges how many episodes he records and how it’s hard for listeners to keep up.
    • Notes that some people may listen only once and forget the recording — but he still sees it as an expression of creativity and art.
    💡 THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    • Humor as Comfort: Even when topics turn bizarre or controversial, the tone remains playful and soothing.
    • Inclusion & Identity: Jason uses humor to explore how society views differences — whether physical ability, hair color, or fame.
    • Self-Awareness: There’s a charming blend of nonsense and honesty. He knows he’s rambling, and he leans into it.
    📌 NOTABLE QUOTES: "If you've ever been attacked by a wheelchair... it's proper. They aim for your ankles." "I'm balder than my dad who's about 700 years old." "You can't even start a charity for ginger people. They don't allow it." "Do you think if Ed Sheeran dyed his hair, he would look human?" "Remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy and feel safe." 📦 BONUS MENTION:
    • Mentions OpenAI and ChatGPT — saying if you’d invested in it in 2023, you’d have made 10x your money by 2025!
    • Ends on a note about ordering Ready Brek from Amazon — and being slightly betrayed by someone eating it all.
    Más Menos
    52 m
  • (music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep

    (music) (10 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)
    • Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
    • He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
    • Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
    • Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
    Meta-Podcast Talk (10:00 – 20:00)
    • Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
    • Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
    • Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
    Everyday Tangents (20:00 – 35:00)
    • Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
    • Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
    • Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
    ChatGPT Experiment (35:00 – 55:00)
    • Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
    • Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
    • Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
    Answering the Question – Neighbors (55:00 – 1:07:00)
    • Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
      • One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
      • One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
    • Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
    • Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
    Reflections on Change & Community (1:07:00 – 1:15:00)
    • Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
    • Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
    • Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
    Daily Life & Random Observations (1:15:00 – 1:26:00)
    • Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
    • Complains about rising grocery prices.
    • Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
    • Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
    Closing (1:26:00 – 1:31:00)
    • Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
    • Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
    Overall Tone & Style
    • Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
    • Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
    • Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
    ✨ In short: This episode blends Jason’s classic sleepy rambling style with a surprisingly reflective discussion about neighbors, AI imitation of his voice, and how his living environment is slowly changing.
    Más Menos
    9 h y 41 m
  • (music) (5 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep

    (music) (5 hours) #1453 Let me bore you to sleep
    Oct 4 2025
    https://www.jasonnewland.com/ Let Me Bore You to Sleep (#1453, October 3rd, 2025) is a long, rambling, intentionally drowsy podcast hosted by Jason Newland. It runs about 1 hour and 31 minutes. Jason wanders between everyday observations, playful tangents, and one central Q&A Friday question: “Have your new neighbors moved in?” Key Themes & Segments Opening (0:00 – 10:00)
    • Jason greets listeners, jokes about doing 1,452 previous episodes, and scratches an itch mid-intro.
    • He thanks listeners but struggles to sound sincere without laughing.
    • Mentions his podcast’s modest downloads, giving shoutouts to listeners in Minnesota and Oregon.
    • Explains Q&A Friday tradition—this week with only one submitted question.
    Meta-Podcast Talk (10:00 – 20:00)
    • Jason discusses how few questions come in, suggests people could email him at his Hotmail address.
    • Talks about drinking water quietly to avoid editing out gulp sounds.
    • Reflects on how his voice and style come across—often rambling, repetitive, and humorous through mundane details.
    Everyday Tangents (20:00 – 35:00)
    • Discusses rain, clouds, and whether birds can fly in storms.
    • Shares stories about childhood fear of jumping from trees and a friend’s odd “your feet are lower than your eyes” explanation.
    • Recounts how his dog Vinny once panicked at the sight of a hot-air balloon.
    ChatGPT Experiment (35:00 – 55:00)
    • Jason describes feeding his TurboScribe transcripts into ChatGPT and being surprised that AI could mimic his rambling style.
    • Reads back AI-generated responses to the week’s question (“Have your new neighbors moved in?”), laughing at its ghost and bus analogies.
    • Reflects on the weirdness of having AI describe his “style” as repetitive, mundane, self-aware, and surreal.
    Answering the Question – Neighbors (55:00 – 1:07:00)
    • Jason finally answers: yes, two new neighbors have moved in.
      • One downstairs (has deliveries but Jason hasn’t met them).
      • One opposite his flat (they’ve exchanged greetings twice).
    • Shares awkward encounters: offering help with moving furniture, feeling self-conscious about being seen waiting for deliveries, and worrying whether his neighbor believed him.
    • Reflects on how his building used to be very social but may become quieter as long-term residents move away.
    Reflections on Change & Community (1:07:00 – 1:15:00)
    • Wonders if he’ll eventually become like “Uncle Sausages,” the older neighbor who kept to himself.
    • Notes the building feels less lively now compared to when he first moved in.
    • Thinks about how neighbors cycle in and out, and how one day he’ll be “the old man upstairs.”
    Daily Life & Random Observations (1:15:00 – 1:26:00)
    • Talks about deliveries (razor, shampoo, Ready Brek cereal).
    • Complains about rising grocery prices.
    • Explains how Brits tell the time differently (quarter to/past instead of “fifteen after”).
    • Jokes about sundials giving inconsistent times at a garden centre.
    Closing (1:26:00 – 1:31:00)
    • Plans a future episode about iconic British comedy characters (e.g., Patricia Routledge’s Hyacinth “Bouquet,” Alan Partridge, Frank Spencer).
    • Wraps up with a reminder for listeners to be kind to themselves and ends with his trademark gentle sign-off.
    Overall Tone & Style
    • Conversational, meandering, and self-deprecating.
    • Mixes humor with personal anecdotes about neighbors, pets, childhood memories, and trivial daily life.
    • Frequently acknowledges the “pointlessness” of his rambling but leans into it, reinforcing the podcast’s sleepy, hypnotic effect.
    ✨ In short: This episode blends Jason’s classic sleepy rambling style with a surprisingly reflective discussion about neighbors, AI imitation of his voice, and how his living environment is slowly changing.
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