MARY IS BACK! Let's Gooo!

1) Bella Ramsey Wants to Play The Next Spider-Man

2) Mormon Dating Show Laughing Stock Needs Some Tough Love

3) Ethel Cain EXPOSED For Creepy Obsession With Lana Del Rey

4) Gal Gadot Blames Snow White Failure on Antisemitism

5) Travis Kelce Is a Male Feminist IN DISGUISE

6) WEDNESDAY Showrunners Confirm There Will be No Gay Storyline, Fans FURIOUS

Tate is here to finish off the week! Let's Get INTO IT!

1) These Two Viral Clips Prove The Media Has ALWAYS Been Evil

2) AVATAR is a Trojan Horse to Influence Your Politics & World View

3) Marvel SPAMS Spider-Man Leaks to Distract From Fantastic Four FLOP & Beau DeMayo

4) Gen Z Is So Broke They Can't Afford To Have Friends

5) Halle Berry CLAPS BACK At Ex David Justice For Saying She Wasn_t 'Motherly'

Tate & Phil are back! Let's get it!

1) Rachel Brosnahan's Husband HUMILIATED Over Her Chemistry With SUPERMAN

2) Superhero Fans OBSESS Over Budgets Because Nobody Cares About The Movies Anymore

3) Delusional Jimmy Kimmel Got Italian Citizenship Because of Donald Trump

4) Delusional TikToker Lists Off Her Requirments For Men

5) INSANE TikTokers Use 'Adult Pacifiers' to Calm Themselves, Society is COOKED

Tate & Phil are here! BOYSBOYSBOYSBOYSBOYS

1) INSANE Analyst Predicts SUPERGIRL Will BEAT Spider-Man at The Box Office

2) YouTube Facing MAJOR Backlash Over AI Age Verification

3) Sydney Sweeney Didn't Actually Offend Anybody

4) Jimmy Fallon EXCORIATED For 'Platforming' Greg Gutfeld

5) Gen Z is Choosing Money Over Love, New Survey Says

Let's Go!

1) Taylor Swift Announces New Album 'The Life of a Showgirl' in The WORST WAY

2) Men Get REVENGE on Women With Their Own TEA APP

3) NERD OUT TikTok Trend Reveals Attractive People Have NO HOBBIES

4) Cristiano Ronaldo FINALLY Proposes to Girlfriend Georgina After 9 LONG YEARS

5) MATERIALISTS Dragged For 'Broke Man Propaganda'

6) AI Boyfriend Subreddit FLOODED With Engagement Announcements

WE BACK!!

1) Gina Carano SLAMMED For Settling Disney Lawsuit

2) Superman Actor Dean Cain Joins ICE, John Leguizamo CRASHES OUT

3) Millennial Hipster Culture DRAGGED by Gen Z

4) Katy Perry ACCUSED of STEALING Home From Dying Veteran

5) Gen Z Men Are Becoming Online Gambling Addicts

6) Sorority TikTok Dances HIJACKED by Right Wing Twitter

Phil is here for THRASHIN...Wedesday? Let's Go!

1) Gen Z Marriages STRONGER Than Baby Boomers New Study Finds

2) Gen Z Artists FAIL to Sell Out Concerts

3) Howard Stern Show CANCELLED, Get Woke, Go Broke

4) Media PANICS Over 'Alt-Right Pipelines' For Gen Z Women

5) Gen Z Women FLOCKING to Convents With Catholic Nuns

It's TATE TUESDAY, LOCK IN, Crisis Actors!

1) ESPN Hires Gen Z TikToker After Mass Firings, Fans FURIOUS

2) Gen Z Spending ZERO Dollars on Dating, Says New Survey

3) Disney Channel Games Called 'Love Island on Crack' by Nick Jonas

4) TikTok Influencer Gets REVENGE on Restaurant That Dissed Her Followers

5) Chronically Online Singles Search For Love Outside of Dating Apps