WELCOME BACK CRISIS ACTORS!

Hope ya'll had a good weekend!

1) HOME ALONE Actor Daniel Stern BUSTED For Pr-stitution

2) Celebs Push New George Floyd Narrative at The Golden Globes

3) Elon Musk Starts Custody Battle With Baby Momma Ashley St. Clair

4) Braindead Pop Stars Billie Eilish & Zara Larsson Proclaim Their LOVE For Criminals & Socialism

5) Jennette McCurdy Speaks Out About Dating iCarly Writer Paul Glaser After Turning 18

6) Conservative Influencer Xaviaer DuRousseau Launches Vapid Political Reality Show

Friday, Friday GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY!

1) Rich Celebs & Influencers TRAPPED at St. Barth's With Super Spreader STD

2) Target Promotes 'DUMP HIM' Man Hating Valentine's Day Merch

3) BREAKING White Actress Plays White Disney Princess in Live-Action TANGLED

4) Gen Z Nepo Baby Actress Odessa A'zion SLAMMED For Pretending to be Poor

5) Liberal Feminist's MAGA Transformation Gets WILD Reactions

The great Mike Harlow is here to co-host today! Let's Gooo!

1) STRANGER THINGS Conformity Gate Truthers Have Found a New Cope

2) Spencer Pratt, Trisha Paytas & MORE Celebs Are Running For Office

3) NOBODY Actually Believes Kathleen Kennedy Is Giving Up Star Wars

4) New Study Reveals MASSIVE Amount of LGBTQ Content Is Being Made For Kids

5) Woman Loses New Boyfriend After Admitting She SNORTS Her Food

Brett & Mary are back!

1) STRANGER THINGS Fans COPE Into Oblivion After Hated Finale

2) US Government Opens Borders to Foreign OF Stars

3) Sydney Sweeney Returning For THE HOUSEMAID Sequel After Huge Success

4) High Maintenance Women Lead to Rise of 'The Chill Girl'

5) Pajamas & Sweatpants at Airports Spark Debate

Alex & Charles are LIVE in studio! Let's Gooo!

1) Mickey Rourke EXPOSES Huge GOFUNDME SCAM Using His Name

2) Six People Have DIED at Disney World in Less Than THREE MONTHS

3) Callum Turner BLABBING to Friends That He Is The Next James Bond

4) Why Is Hollywood Addicted to Snark & Sarcasm

5) Is Spider-Man BRAND NEW DAY Going to Beat Avengers DOOMSDAY at The Box Office

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S CRISIS ACTORS! WE ARE BACK!

1) Ashley Tisdale Puts TOXIC Celebrity Moms ON BLAST

2) Lily Phillips Still Promotes OF After Baptism Stunt

3) Looksmaxxer Clavicular Lets Girlfriend Disrespect Him on Stream

4) Sydney Sweeney's Year of Flops RESCUED by THE HOUSEMAID

5) Obese Americans DISGUSTED by Weight Loss 'Prisons' in China

6) Netflix's KNIVES OUT 3 Puts Hatred For Christianity on Full Display

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and an AMAZING New Year. The PCC Studio Mixer FINALLY DIED on us but despite this setback, I have a show for all the crisis actors!

Thank you all so much for your continued support for the show!

1) Disgusting Influencers CLOUT CHASE Off Nickelodeon Actors Public Drug Addiction

2) Disney Actress MURDERED, Boyfriend In Custody

3) Marvel Ditching Wokeness For Family & Fatherhood

4) Tyler Perry Got MeToo'd AGAIN, Case Is BullSh-T

5) Gen Z Can't Read Clocks Because Cell Phones DESTROYED Their Brains

6) Disney Plus IS DEAD, Zero Growth In Years

7) Hollywood ABANDONED Women in 2025

More content!

1) James Cameron Is Too Good to be STUCK Doing AVATAR Movies

2) Warner Bros & Netflix CEO's GET CHUMMY Spelling DOOM For David Ellison and Paramount

3) PULP FICTION Actor Peter Greene's Suspicious Death Still Being Investigated

4) Nick Reiner Diagnosed As MENTALLY ILL Months Before Parents Murder