WELCOME BACK CRISIS ACTORS!

Hope ya'll had a good weekend!

1) HOME ALONE Actor Daniel Stern BUSTED For Pr-stitution

2) Celebs Push New George Floyd Narrative at The Golden Globes

3) Elon Musk Starts Custody Battle With Baby Momma Ashley St. Clair

4) Braindead Pop Stars Billie Eilish & Zara Larsson Proclaim Their LOVE For Criminals & Socialism

5) Jennette McCurdy Speaks Out About Dating iCarly Writer Paul Glaser After Turning 18

6) Conservative Influencer Xaviaer DuRousseau Launches Vapid Political Reality Show

Friday, Friday GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY!

1) Rich Celebs & Influencers TRAPPED at St. Barth's With Super Spreader STD

2) Target Promotes 'DUMP HIM' Man Hating Valentine's Day Merch

3) BREAKING White Actress Plays White Disney Princess in Live-Action TANGLED

4) Gen Z Nepo Baby Actress Odessa A'zion SLAMMED For Pretending to be Poor

5) Liberal Feminist's MAGA Transformation Gets WILD Reactions

The great Mike Harlow is here to co-host today! Let's Gooo!

1) STRANGER THINGS Conformity Gate Truthers Have Found a New Cope

2) Spencer Pratt, Trisha Paytas & MORE Celebs Are Running For Office

3) NOBODY Actually Believes Kathleen Kennedy Is Giving Up Star Wars

4) New Study Reveals MASSIVE Amount of LGBTQ Content Is Being Made For Kids

5) Woman Loses New Boyfriend After Admitting She SNORTS Her Food