We always thought we’d end up courtside in couture - instead, we’re on a folding chair next to a cooler, watching our man fumble in a flag football game. This week, we draft our dream sports team to WAG for… and spiral about why we’re still cheering on dudes who can’t commit to a fantasy league, let alone us.

From phone flips to secret DMs, we're diving into the wild world of cheater-catching because your gut feeling deserves a mic.

It’s end of July and the vibes are… confusing. We’re over the apps, exhausted by small talk, and wondering if dating is just a very expensive prank. This week, we’re talking burnout, bad returns on investments, and why “just put yourself out there” is starting to feel like a threat. No situationships, no clarity, just two hot girls spiraling (but make it productive).

One minute we are cool, calm and unbothered… and next we are deep in a spiral over punctuation choices. In this self-drag special, we’re unpacking the chaos we cause - from ignoring our own advice to giving second changes we swore we wouldn’t. We’re exposing our cringiest date moments, the people still lingering in our heads rent-free, and the patterns we can’t seem to quit (no matter how many breakup playlists we make).

It’s not growth, but it is hilarious. And unfortunately? Relatable.

You ever get the ick so bad your body physically recoiled? Same. This week we are diving into the weird, petty, and painfully specific moments that took us from obsessed to repulsed - like pulling out a flashlight during sex. These are the little ticks he didn’t think twice about, but we knew we’d never cum again.

This week, we’re putting on our rose-colored glasses, ignoring the group chat’s advice, and fully spiraling into our delusional dating dreams - and honestly? We’re thriving. Is it self sabotage? Maybe. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Reality? Never heard of her. Because sometimes being delulu is the solulu.

This week, we’re building the perfect man - from love languages to jawlines - and dreaming up the ultimate first date. No, he’s not real. Yes, we’re already planning the wedding. And honestly? The delusion is half the fun.

We are talking lineups - who’s still on the roster, who has potential to move to the top spot and who might be getting cut. Auditions are ongoing, ladies. The roster is always accepting men bold enough to try. Some will rise. Some will get blocked. Let the games begin.

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