Two podcasters (Matt & Dan) spiral from a gas-station earbud emergency into 7-Eleven “doormen,” a panhandler blow-up, and the economics of busking—then detour into Charlie Sheen’s wildest lore (Heidi Fleiss, “winning,” crack confessions, ice-cube wake-ups), an MJ hoops myth, and Freaky-Fridaying celebrity lives (Tom Hanks, Conan). It all lands on social anxiety, a “Q-meter” for likability, being the only “cock in the henhouse” at a party, and paying each other $20 to stay friends—plus a filthy closer you’ll either love or groan at. Expect neon-90s nostalgia, absurd hypotheticals, and unapologetically unfiltered comedy.Chapters00:00 The grocery-store fail02:00 7-Eleven “doormen Busking,08:50 Charlie Sheen vs. Heidi Fleiss16:00 Rooster in the Henhouse19:40 The “Q-index”20:43 Last Joke#ComedyPodcast #CharlieSheen #MichaelJordan #SevenEleven #NYCStories #90sNostalgia #Busking #Friendship #AbsurdistComedy #OuttakesPodcastcomedy podcast, 90s pop culture stories, Charlie Sheen winning, Heidi Fleiss documentary, Michael Jordan Jumpman tongue out, 7-Eleven panhandler, busking NYC, neon 1990s Los Angeles, likability meter, Conan O’Brien, Tom Hanks, friendship $20 bit, gas station earbuds, Thailand 7-Eleven fish dogs • comedy podcast • 90s pop culture • Charlie Sheen stories • Michael Jordan Jumpman

We thought this would be a normal episode… but it spiraled into communal showers, TJ Maxx therapy, phone hacks, and the world’s dumbest joke about nuts.In this episode: • Phone addiction hacks that don’t work 📱 • Convincing people you sleep with a cat 🐈 • Why TJ Maxx feels like a slot machine 🎰 • Communal showers that “saved my life” 🚿 • The most awkward therapy session ever 🙈 • And the oldest nut joke in history 🥜👉 Subscribe for more absurd experiments, comedy chaos, and stories you’ll regret hearing (but can’t stop laughing at).communal showers, podcast comedy, absurd podcast stories, TJ Maxx slot machine, grayscale phone experiment, phone addiction comedy, awkward therapy story, nut joke, stand up podcast, comedy podcast 2025, outtakes podcast, mr beast style comedy, viral podcast clips, weird life experiments, awkward stories funny, norm macdonald therapy, TJ Maxx haul comedy, communal showers boarding school, comedy duo podcast, awkward conversations funny⸻⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Stuffed in a trash bag at the White House (AI dream?)00:30 – Phone grayscale experiment: Dylan goes electric 🎸04:00 – Dick handshakes05:00 – “Communal showers saved my life” 🚿06:00 – Private time… interrupted by a junior therapist 🙈22:10 – The Spider-Man meme moment in real life09:00 – One-year wedding anniversary → TJ Maxx 🎰10:40 – Accidentally buying your kid a “massage gun”36:10 – Norm Macdonald on therapy & food addiction12:00 – The world’s oldest nut joke 🥜13:00 – Senior year trauma + 9/11 flashback

Welcome to the Mid Hudson Valley’s #1 podcast — where chaos meets comedy. In this episode: • Denzel Washington (at 70!) takes down ASAP Rocky on screen. • Dan proposes a “fix” for the infamous Oniontown. • Matt wonders why dads can’t get epidurals during pregnancy.00:00 Vacation Podcast Intro 01:00 Michelin tire meal03:30 Pregnancy hardships05:45 Denzel is getting old07:00 Onion Town

We dive into the wild world of Looney Tunes, exposing why Bugs Bunny might be the villain, why Wile E. Coyote is a secret genius, and why Daffy Duck belongs on Prozac. From cartoon physics to Space Jam, this episode breaks down the funniest, darkest truths about your favorite classic cartoons.looney tunes, bugs bunny, daffy duck, wile e coyote, roadrunner, elmer fudd, looney tunes hot takes, cartoon logic, space jam, jessica rabbit, tiny toons, who framed roger rabbit, classic cartoons, cartoon nostalgia, comedy podcast, 90s cartoons, cartoon conspiracy, looney tunes funny, saturday morning cartoons, cartoon physics explainedKeywordsDaffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes, cartoon rivalries, Tiny Toons, cartoon physics, animation history, humor, nostalgia, Elmer FuddChapters00:00 Introduction to Looney Tunes and Stuttering Celebration01:33 The Evolution of Looney Tunes and Podcasting02:00 Character Dynamics: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck05:08 The Humor and Violence in Looney Tunes Wiley Coyote09:40 Roger Rabbit is the GOAT10:30 Bugs cinematic reboot 13:30 That's all Folks

Matt and Dan careen from a Manhattan stroller smackdown to Nerf car inventions, self-driving debates, and the questionable genius of the Sydney Sweeney “good genes” ad. Along the way, they roast baseball players for checking themselves out on the Jumbotron, confess bizarre dinner party prep rituals (coffee enemas included), and imagine a world where all cars are made of Nerf. Buckle up — this ride is as smooth as gravel.Chapters00:00 Reconnecting and Daily Life01:10 Shane's Musical Theater Journey02:13 City Encounters and Unusual Events03:13 Parenting Lessons from the Streets03:41 Shane's Aspirations and Health Choices03:55 Father-Son Dynamics and Communication04:55 Passion and Meltdowns at Sports Events05:09 Baseball Players and Modern Distractions06:35 Gift Giving and Memories06:41 Nostalgia and Cars07:59 The Quest for a New Vehicle08:38 Self-Driving Cars: The Future of Transportation10:45 Innovative Ideas for Safer Cars12:39 Social Constructs and Personal Identity12:59 The Post-Run Ritual: Sauna and Cold Therapy13:46 Fashion Icons and Self-Image13:58 Navigating Social Situations and Personal Style14:42 Controversial Ads and Public Perception15:21 The Nature of Controversy and Media Influence17:46 Closing Thoughts and Humor in Conversations

Outtakes Episode 17

In this episode, hosts Matthew and Dan engage in a lively discussion about ninjas, focusing primarily on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They explore various aspects of ninja culture, including culinary products branded as 'ninja', nostalgic memories of the Ninja Turtles, character dynamics, and personal anecdotes related to martial arts. The conversation also touches on the origin story of the turtles, their mentor Splinter, and the impact of these characters on their childhoods. The episode concludes with reflections on the enduring legacy of the Ninja Turtles and their influence on pop culture.KeywordsNinja Turtles, podcast, nostalgia, culinary products, character dynamics, Splinter, Casey Jones, origin story, martial arts, foodThe podcast opens with light-hearted banter between the hosts.Ninja appliances extend beyond blenders to various culinary products.The hosts reminisce about their favorite Ninja Turtles and their characteristics.Splinter's portrayal in the movie sparked mixed feelings among the hosts.The origin story of the turtles differs significantly between the cartoon and the movie.Personal anecdotes about ninja training and childhood experiences are shared.The hosts discuss the cultural impact of the Ninja Turtles on their lives.Food plays a significant role in their nostalgia for the Ninja Turtles.The hosts express their disdain for the Power Rangers compared to the Ninja Turtles.The episode wraps up with a humorous take on ninja skills and food. Chapters00:00 Introduction and Banter02:48 Ninja Appliances and Culinary Products06:18 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Nostalgic Dive09:36 Ninja Turtles and Their Weapons12:04 The Evolution of Michelangelo14:25 Educational Moments in Ninja Turtles16:50 Splinter's Origin Story20:37 The Darker Side of Shredder23:11 Ninja Training and Stealth24:39 Ninja Dreams and Taekwondo28:32 Ninja Turtles and Nostalgic Treats

In this episode of The Outtakes Podcast, Matt and Dan draft their all-time comedy dream teams — building starting fives of legendary comedians. From Tina Fey to Eddie Murphy, Norm Macdonald to Katt Williams, no joke is off-limits. Who made the cut? Who got snubbed? And who’s the GOAT of stand-up and sketch comedy? Spoiler alert… Joe Rogan does not make the cut because he's terrible.Tune in for hot takes, deep laughs, and nostalgic gems.👉 Subscribe for more absurd debates and comedy breakdowns!Keywordscomedy, humor, stand-up, comedians, social media, validation, influences, midlife crisis, comedy icons, legacy, Chris Farley, comedy, late night, Conan O'Brien, Robin Williams, stand-up, podcasting, new comedians, Dave Chappelle, Norm MacDonald, women in comedyTakeawaysIt's hard to be funny, especially in front of kids.The importance of validation in comedy.Social media can be a platform for humor.Comedy is influenced by personal experiences.Midlife reflections can inspire comedic insights.Stand-up comedy requires courage and practice.Comedy legends have shaped the industry.The impact of Jim Carrey on modern comedy.Chris Farley's unique style left a lasting legacy.Comedy can be a reflection of societal changes. Chris Farley's comedic genius left a lasting impact.The Oklahoma City bombing overshadowed the joy of comedy.Conan O'Brien's influence on late-night television is profound.Robin Williams was a master of improvisation and humor.Dave Chappelle's comedy challenges societal norms.Norm MacDonald's dry humor is unmatched in the industry.Women in comedy, like Sarah Silverman, are breaking barriers.The evolution of comedy is reflected in podcasting.New comedians are reshaping the landscape of humor.Comedy serves as a reflection of society's complexities.SummaryIn this engaging conversation, Matthew Daniels and Dan explore the complexities of humor, the challenges of being funny, and the influence of comedy legends. They discuss their personal experiences with comedy, the role of social media, and the importance of validation in the comedic journey. The duo reflects on their aspirations in comedy, midlife insights, and the impact of iconic comedians like Jim Carrey and Chris Farley. Through laughter and thoughtful discussion, they highlight the evolution of comedy and its significance in society. In this engaging conversation, Dan and Matthew explore the legacy of iconic comedians like Chris Farley, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle, while also discussing the evolution of late-night comedy and the impact of stand-up on society. They delve into the unique styles of Conan O'Brien and Norm MacDonald, and the role of women in comedy, highlighting figures like Sarah Silverman. The discussion also touches on the new wave of comedians and the importance of podcasting in the comedy landscape.TitlesThe Quest for Humor: A Comedy JourneyBuilding the Ultimate Comedy TeamSound bites"Chris Farley is my banger.""Sarah Silverman is hilarious.""I'm fucking your sister."Chapters

Chapters00:00 Tina Fey: The Floor General04:58 Eddie Murphy: The Shooting Star06:28 Jim Carrey: The Comedic Force08:00 Chris Farley: The Heart of Comedy10:00 Conan: Tall Man11:44 Bill Burr: Bald 13:00 Katt Williams: So Smart with Books14:08 Shane Gillis: Fat Chaplin Stash16:00 Dave Chappelle: MJ but he can't shoot18:05 Norm Macdonald: Dry GOAT22:00 Sarah Silverman: More than a Matt Damon F23:00 Joe Rogan is Terrible23:30 Final Joke

What starts as a peaceful day with a weed whacker turns into a full-blown war with a nest of wasps, dozens of stings, a Macaulay Culkin moment, and a moral reckoning. Matt faces death. Emma sides with the enemy. And Dan? He’s just here for the ribs. The Outtakes Podcast dives into domestic life, yard trauma, and weaponized guilt.podcast, humor, friendship, chores, wasps, honeydew man, yard work, anecdotes, life lessons, storytelling, Taco Tuesday, cooking, family recipes, BBQ, teaching, communication, food allergies, Joe Rogan, Gallagher, comedy, nostalgia

In this episode of the Outtakes Podcast, hosts Matthew Daniels and Dan Dwy explore the humorous and chaotic aspects of domestic life, focusing on the concept of the 'Honeydew Man' and the trials of yard work. The conversation takes a turn when Matthew recounts a painful encounter with wasps while attempting to tackle his chores, leading to a comedic reflection on pain, revenge, and the complexities of communication in relationships. Through laughter and storytelling, the hosts share insights on friendship, responsibility, and the unexpected adventures that come with home maintenance. In this engaging conversation, Matthew and Dan explore a variety of topics ranging from cooking and family traditions to the intricacies of teaching and communication. They share personal anecdotes about Taco Tuesdays, BBQ parties, and the challenges of teaching cooking techniques. The discussion also touches on food allergies, the legacy of comedians like Joe Rogan and Gallagher, and nostalgic memories from their childhood. The light-hearted banter and riffing create a fun atmosphere, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in food, comedy, and friendship.

00:00 Introduction and Setting the Scene

01:30 Dinner Observations and Honeydew Man0

8:40 The Honeydew Man Concept

14:20 Yard Work Adventures

24:51 The Wasps Incident

43:25 Reflections on Pain and Revenge

54:02 Conclusion and Future Plans

01:01:11 Taco Tuesday Tales

01:04:35 Cooking Adventures and Family Recipes

01:07:12 Graduation Party BBQ

01:08:34 Teaching and Learning in Cooking

01:12:12 Communication and Patience in Teaching

01:14:36 Food Allergies and Dietary Trends

01:17:06 Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia

01:20:47 Gallagher and the Comedy Legacy

01:26:08 Riffing and Freestylin

01:35:19 Nostalgia and Childhood Memories

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