Two podcasters (Matt & Dan) spiral from a gas-station earbud emergency into 7-Eleven “doormen,” a panhandler blow-up, and the economics of busking—then detour into Charlie Sheen’s wildest lore (Heidi Fleiss, “winning,” crack confessions, ice-cube wake-ups), an MJ hoops myth, and Freaky-Fridaying celebrity lives (Tom Hanks, Conan). It all lands on social anxiety, a “Q-meter” for likability, being the only “cock in the henhouse” at a party, and paying each other $20 to stay friends—plus a filthy closer you’ll either love or groan at. Expect neon-90s nostalgia, absurd hypotheticals, and unapologetically unfiltered comedy.Chapters00:00 The grocery-store fail02:00 7-Eleven “doormen Busking,08:50 Charlie Sheen vs. Heidi Fleiss16:00 Rooster in the Henhouse19:40 The “Q-index”20:43 Last Joke#ComedyPodcast #CharlieSheen #MichaelJordan #SevenEleven #NYCStories #90sNostalgia #Busking #Friendship #AbsurdistComedy #OuttakesPodcastcomedy podcast, 90s pop culture stories, Charlie Sheen winning, Heidi Fleiss documentary, Michael Jordan Jumpman tongue out, 7-Eleven panhandler, busking NYC, neon 1990s Los Angeles, likability meter, Conan O’Brien, Tom Hanks, friendship $20 bit, gas station earbuds, Thailand 7-Eleven fish dogs • comedy podcast • 90s pop culture • Charlie Sheen stories • Michael Jordan Jumpman

We thought this would be a normal episode… but it spiraled into communal showers, TJ Maxx therapy, phone hacks, and the world’s dumbest joke about nuts.In this episode: • Phone addiction hacks that don’t work 📱 • Convincing people you sleep with a cat 🐈 • Why TJ Maxx feels like a slot machine 🎰 • Communal showers that “saved my life” 🚿 • The most awkward therapy session ever 🙈 • And the oldest nut joke in history 🥜👉 Subscribe for more absurd experiments, comedy chaos, and stories you’ll regret hearing (but can’t stop laughing at).communal showers, podcast comedy, absurd podcast stories, TJ Maxx slot machine, grayscale phone experiment, phone addiction comedy, awkward therapy story, nut joke, stand up podcast, comedy podcast 2025, outtakes podcast, mr beast style comedy, viral podcast clips, weird life experiments, awkward stories funny, norm macdonald therapy, TJ Maxx haul comedy, communal showers boarding school, comedy duo podcast, awkward conversations funny⸻⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Stuffed in a trash bag at the White House (AI dream?)00:30 – Phone grayscale experiment: Dylan goes electric 🎸04:00 – Dick handshakes05:00 – “Communal showers saved my life” 🚿06:00 – Private time… interrupted by a junior therapist 🙈22:10 – The Spider-Man meme moment in real life09:00 – One-year wedding anniversary → TJ Maxx 🎰10:40 – Accidentally buying your kid a “massage gun”36:10 – Norm Macdonald on therapy & food addiction12:00 – The world’s oldest nut joke 🥜13:00 – Senior year trauma + 9/11 flashback

Welcome to the Mid Hudson Valley’s #1 podcast — where chaos meets comedy. In this episode: • Denzel Washington (at 70!) takes down ASAP Rocky on screen. • Dan proposes a “fix” for the infamous Oniontown. • Matt wonders why dads can’t get epidurals during pregnancy.00:00 Vacation Podcast Intro 01:00 Michelin tire meal03:30 Pregnancy hardships05:45 Denzel is getting old07:00 Onion Town