Episodios

  • 185 - Lucky Ducky!
    Sep 10 2025
    We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Making It About Me 06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology 08:00 Always Be Sellin' 11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all 26:20 Trainwell 28:19 Huge Huge News 31:59 Ducky! 41:28 First Date Role Play 43:40 Love Island USA 47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model 51:35 Wild Prenups 01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h y 8 m
  • 184 - Where Was Daddy?
    Sep 3 2025
    This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:00 Severe Flight Anxiety 03:34 So Much Packing 05:24 Hampton Inn Breakfast Review 09:03 The Smell Of Death 15:37 Mormon Elders 22:10 A Small World Update 25:19 Trainwell 27:14 Next Level Pet Care 29:46 Labubu Guru 37:28 Memorial Recap 43:33 Anxiety 46:48 When Do you Have Anxiety? 51:58 Social Anxiety 54:03 Finding A New Therapist 57:05 B List Vacations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h y 12 m
  • 183 - Security Guards Ranked
    Aug 27 2025
    This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BIG THANKS to this week’s sponsor ⁠Trainwell⁠ Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free at ⁠trainwell.net⁠ with code NLR or click on ⁠https://go.trainwell.net/NLR⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Cans Of BS 04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley 07:45 International Waters 13:42 Security Guard Respect 18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen 20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow 22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause 31:26 Trainwell Training App 34:48 Mall Economics 47:04 Are Bugs Sentient Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    55 m
  • 182 - Poised For Success
    Aug 20 2025
    This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:34 Corn Risotto In The House 05:07 Tradwife Tease 08:12 Cheerleaders 14:45 Epic House Party 26:32 Poised For Success 35:33 The Most Attractive Hobbies 40:28 Mike Okay is A Legend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 m
  • 181 - Don't Feed The Squirrel
    Aug 13 2025
    Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:09 Andy Reads A Book 07:30 10% Happier by Dan Harris 09:01 Crying On Planes 12:41 Comforting Strangers On Airplanes 31:07 Magic Mind 33:00 OneSkin 34:32 Elizabeth vs The Internet 35:00 Does Goodwill Wash Donations 39:14 Ryan Trahan 50 States In 50 Days 46:06 Squirrel Talk 48:56 Aborting Books 50:49 Goodnight Mr. Tom 53:18 Cat Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h y 5 m
  • 180 - Nostalgia Hits Home
    Aug 6 2025
    Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Magic Mind Get 50% off the Magic Mind offer here: https://www.magicmind.com/NLR50 Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:25 Thank you for your condolences 02:00 Hi Tanya 10:45 Always Reach Out 12:19 A Wink From The Past 15:25 A Special Find 20:43 I Was Just In France 27:04 Magic Mind 29:37 Oneskin 32:24 A Split Second 41:11 Cremation Urns 49:07 Funeral Home Vibes 53:05 Nostalgia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h y 11 m
  • 179 - A Sad Personal Update
    Jul 30 2025
    Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    12 m
  • 178 - I Married A Klepto
    Jul 23 2025
    After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:18 The Astronomer Affair 09:40 Today's Agenda 10:38 OneSkin 13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux 30:19 Le Problème Suivant 34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show 36:43 47 Years Young 40:56 I Married A Klepto 49:00 Churches Are Intense 53:14 Crack A Coke 54:19 French Food Is Good 55:40 Vegetarian Food In France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h y 9 m