Episodios

  • Girl, He’s Not In Love: He’s Just On A Conquest
    Nov 11 2025

    Ladies, let’s talk about the performance of perfection. You know... when a man responds instantly, says “Grand Rising, beautiful” every day like it’s part of his job description, and seems like he’s straight out of the boyfriend handbook. But then — poof — that version of him mysteriously vanishes once he’s “got” you.

    In this episode, we’re breaking down conquest mode vs. genuine connection, how to spot the difference, and why so many women mistake charm for character. Expect laughter, sarcasm, a few facts that’ll make you go “wait, what?”, and some brutally honest truths about modern dating. Because over here — we stay woke, hydrated, and emotionally unavailable for nonsense. 💅🏽

    Alright, emotionally intelligent baddies and conscious kings — lean in for a second. Because if this episode had you side-eyeing your text thread like “hmm, is he in conquest mode or connection mode?”— then it’s time to level up your emotional game for real.

    Join me at the next live session this Thursday at 7pm for Tea Time as we discuss:

    “The Conquest Detox: Decoding Lust, Logic & Love.”

    This isn’t your average love talk either; it’s spiritual science meets emotional strategy. We’re unpacking why your heart falls faster than your brain can fact-check, how dopamine and oxytocin trick you into mistaking attention for affection, and how to stop being the main character in someone else’s temporary storyline.

    Because, baby, you’re not here to be conquered boo, you’re here to be chosen.

    You deserve a connection that’s consistent even after the chase ends.

    So bring your journal, your intuition, and maybe your last situationship as a case study. (We won’t judge, but we will diagnose.)

    Let’s turn emotional confusion into clarity, and that heartbreak into higher standards.

    Because we don’t chase...we attract, reflect, and protect our peace. Period.

    🧠✨ No! But Seriously… Let’s Evolve.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Getting The Love You Want: A Guide for Couples
    • Wire for Love (What happens when someone shifts from “in pursuit” to “comfortable”)
    • Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner
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    36 m
  • Hormones, Hustle & Heartstrings: The Vasopressin Effect Explained
    Nov 4 2025

    Welcome to another episode of No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…the podcast that serves up the truth with a side of sass and a sprinkle of sarcasm. I’m your host, La La DàVie, and today, we’re diving into the scandalous world of hormones and love with an episode that’s hotter than your ex’s new girlfriend’s Instagram feed. Buckle up, because this is “Hormones, Hustle & Heartstrings: The Vasopressin Effect Explained!”

    You know the drill: we’re not here for a typical love chat. Forget the roses and candlelit dinners; let’s talk about the sneaky brain chemicals that actually make men fall in love. Spoiler alert: it’s not just the heartfelt texts or the romantic gestures, but good old vasopressin also known as the hormone that’s more crucial than your morning coffee when it comes to male bonding.

    What’s On the Agenda?

    • Are you unknowingly stressing him out the wrong way? 🤔

    • Can “being his peace” actually make you boring? Oh, honey, let’s unpack this.

    Mastering Your Oxytocin:

    1. Delay Physical Intimacy.

    • Wait for vasopressin to kick in before getting too close.

    2. Don’t Overshare Early.

    • Keep it light and mysterious.

    3. Protect Your Routine.

    • Maintain your self-care routines to stay grounded.

    Listener Challenge:

    This week, every time you crave his attention, pause and ask: “Is this love or oxytocin withdrawal?

    Join me for some sharp truths, sticky hormones, and a sprinkle of sass that’ll switch up your love life from a mundane sitcom to a gripping thriller. Because, in this episode, we’re not just discussing love—we’re decoding the Vasopressin Effect for you emotionally intelligent femme fatales ready to up your relationship game!

    Let’s turn those situationships into serious connections, so grab a notepad (or just your favorite snack) and let’s make sense of this hormonal chaos together. It’s time to shake things up a bit, learn the balance, and embrace the beauty of a powerful connection.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Love Tester - Crush Test Quiz
    • Unhealthy Attachments: Are you in relationship with attchments that make you feel secure?
    • Find A Man, Keep A Man: Professional Advice and Real-Life Stories to Help You Understand Your Partner

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    44 m
  • The Real Prison: Welcome to the Matrix
    Oct 31 2025

    Hey, cosmic family! It’s your girl La La DàVie, and today we’re diving deep into a topic that’ll have your mind doing backflips. Forget the bars and chains, because the real prison is made of paperwork, birth certificates, and a whole lot of red tape. Ever thought about how your birth certificate is basically your first booking sheet into a life of corporate servitude? Or how your Social Security Number isn’t just a number, but your first bank account that you never even got to open? We’ll unravel the truth behind these so-called “systems” that have you locked in without you even realizing it.

    Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe spill your tea as we dissect the word spells that keep us in check. You’ll learn that the same pen that writes your paycheck is also writing your sentence. By the end of this episode, not only will you be wide awake, but you’ll also be armed with knowledge to reclaim your narrative. No fluff, no fear, no filter. Let’s get into it! 🎤✨

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Monopoly Money
    • Meet Your Strawman: And Whatever You Want To Know
    • The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll Through the Hidden Connections of the English Language
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    38 m
  • Crystals, Sage & Tarot: Tools for Clarity, Not Contracts with the Devil
    Oct 23 2025

    Welcome, luminous souls, to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain…. In this episode, we’re diving into three sacred tools like crystals, sage, and tarot cards and turning the tables on fear-based narratives that label them as “evil” or “dark.” Spoiler: they’re not. They’re neutral vessels. It’s the intention behind them that defines what they truly become.

    We’ll explore how these instruments have been mis-understood and mis-used, and how you can re-claim them for alignment, healing, and spiritual authority. We’ll unpack the fine line between transformation and manipulation, using everyday analogies like cashed checks and even firearms to make it real: tools don’t have malice. The user determines the energy.

    By episode’s end, you’ll be equipped to ask yourself: “Am I stepping into divine clarity or flyin’ blind in fear?” You’ll be empowered to honor your spiritual gifts, speak your truth, and stop hiding behind labels. So grab your crystals, light your sage, shuffle your deck if you use them with aligned intention, you’re not practicing witchcraft in the way some make it out to be. You’re practicing wisdom.

    Tune in, lean in, and let’s elevate your spiritual game with grace, guts, and a little sass.

    🔗 Supporting Resources

    • Crystals and healing
    • A cultural history of tarot and its evolution
    • Benefits of burning sage and its traditional uses

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    38 m
  • Everybody Wants a Spiritual Woman… Until They Realize There’s a Dress Code for the Soul
    Oct 1 2025

    You ever see a glowing, incense-scented goddess with her aura lit up like the Vegas strip and think, “Yup… that’s my dream woman”?

    Well buckle up, boo... because today we’re going to talk about why dating a highly spiritual woman isn’t the soft, sage-smelling fantasy you thought it was. Spoiler alert: this isn’t Netflix and chill. This is Netflix, cry, pray, journal, apologize to your inner child, then maybe chill.

    From the difference between the Divine Feminine and the Jezebel spirit (yes, there’s a difference, and yes, you need to know it) to the wild stuff that happens when an awakened woman’s womb power flips a man’s entire life like a cosmic pancake; we’re going there.

    If you’ve ever wondered why Earth Angels seem to “know” before you tell them, why karma pulls up faster than Amazon Prime, or why you keep fumbling spiritual women like a loose football, this episode will either heal you… or humble you. Either way, it’s divine timing.

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    47 m
  • The Fall Was a Lie: Eve, Eden & the Trap of Spiritual Amnesia
    Aug 8 2025

    God Wasn’t a Man, the Fruit Wasn’t Sin, and the Church Ain’t the Plug

    What if everything you were taught about Adam and Eve was backwards?

    ✨What if the serpent was sacred, the fruit was a portal, and Eve wasn’t the villain, but the divine feminine daring to awaken? 👁️

    In this explosive episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, La La DàVie peels back the layers of colonized religion to reveal the spiritual truth hidden in plain sight. We’re diving deep into the metaphysics of Eden, the real meaning of “the fall,” the soul trap of reincarnation, and how religion was weaponized to suppress ancestral memory and feminine power.

    Get ready for a no-holds-barred breakdown of:

    • Why “original sin” was never sin at all
    • The serpent as sacred Kundalini energy
    • Churches as vibrational traps
    • How reincarnation may be a spiritual recycling scam
    • And how YOU can exit the matrix through remembrance and soul sovereignty

    This isn’t about bashing faith, it’s about freeing it. So grab your tea, open your third eye, and brace yourself for the episode your pastor warned you about.

    Links Associated with this Episode App: Black Knowledge Thank GOD Adam & Eve Ate the Apple Eve, Eden & the Metaphor of Consciousness Kundalini, Shakti & the Serpent as Sacred Energy

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    34 m
  • Is It Her…or Is It Him? The Hidden Energies Behind a Woman’s Behavior
    May 7 2025

    In this eye-opening episode, we’re diving deep into the emotional, psychological, and energetic shifts that happen to a woman based on who she’s with. Is she really anxious, or is she reacting to dishonesty? Is she controlling, or is she tired of parenting a grown man? Is her independence empowering or is it survival?

    We explore how a woman’s behavior is often a mirror of the energy she’s receiving in her relationship. From feeling safe and childlike with a secure man, to becoming hard and overworked with a partner who lacks direction; this conversation gets real about how love (or the lack of it) transforms us.

    We’re not here to bash men or idealize women, but to have a raw, honest talk about roles, responsibility, and relationship dynamics that are often misunderstood.

    Whether you’re in a relationship, healing from one, or reevaluating the patterns you keep repeating, this episode will challenge how you view yourself and your past connections.

    Before you diagnose yourself with a broken heart or call yourself “too emotional,” ask yourself: What role did they cast me in—and who did I become because of it?

    Tune in. This one might change how you see everything.

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    35 m
  • Teach Me How to Love You: Healing the Divide Between Two Different Worlds
    May 3 2025

    In this raw and soul-stirring episode, we dive deep into the unspoken struggles many couples face: how two people from completely different emotional backgrounds can ever hope to build a lasting love without first understanding each other’s wounds.

    We unpack how speaking harshly over your relationship plants seeds of destruction, why honest conversations about your upbringing are essential for true connection, and why teaching your partner how to love you isn’t weakness; it’s wisdom.

    We’ll explore how a man’s energy sets the emotional climate of the relationship, why emotional safety will always matter more than material gifts, and why so many people unknowingly sabotage real love by holding onto the ghosts of their past.

    If you’ve ever wrestled with feeling unseen, unsafe, or misunderstood in love, this conversation will challenge you, heal you, and maybe even change the way you approach relationships forever.

    Because real love? It demands more than chemistry and it demands growth.


    Key Takeaways:

    • Why “teaching someone how to love you” is powerful, not desperate.

    • How emotional safety impacts attraction, vulnerability, and longevity.

    • Why consistency will always outweigh grand gestures in a healthy relationship.

    • How your childhood experiences are shaping your romantic decisions — whether you realize it or not.

    • How real love challenges you, while surface-level love leaves you comfortable but stagnant.

    Links Associated with this Episode
    7 Cups
    The Love Language Quiz

    Links to Speak with a Therapist
    Talk Space
    Better Help| Professional Therapy

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    38 m