Episodios

  • BONUS: “Maybe we’re in a throuple”
    Oct 9 2025

    In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of business? What’ll happen when they start inserting AI into sexy robot bodies? Producer Joe takes this newfound curiosity as an opportunity to introduce a new guest to the podcast… and his name ends with GPT.

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    18 m
  • "Celebrities don’t eat croissants"
    Oct 5 2025

    Real insider gossip this episode. Hannah reveals that she always brings croissants to her and Joel's mate's houses when they visit... No? Me neither. Joel’s convinced it's got everyone thinking they're weirdos. What’s worse, no one ever eats them. Perhaps stick to the more socially acceptable bottle of red and flowers?

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    50 m
  • BONUS: "Charlie Sheen looks better than you"
    Oct 2 2025

    Joel’s fallen off his vitamin routine and Hannah is not impressed. Joel's absolutely not allowed to get ill. So, she concocts a devious but brilliant plan involving a running-pram to blackmail Joel into taking his multi-vits. We all have our weaknesses.

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    23 m
  • “Be more Mickey”
    Sep 29 2025

    Joel recently met *actual* Mickey and Minnie Mouse and is rather excited about it. From all reports, Mickey’s an absolute gent. Joel then shares his first Disney character crush… but rather more importantly, Hannah specifies which muscular presenter she is going to require Joel to look like when he's 50. You won’t blame her.

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    42 m
  • BONUS: "I don’t know if it’s weird for men to sit down to pee"
    Sep 25 2025

    The team realise that they have no idea what the symptoms or causes of heartburn are. The common, yet mysterious, cousin of indigestion. Also, Joel and Hannah recently bumped into one of Joel’s ex-girlfriends at an event. She didn't stay to chat, but it reminded him of an extremely unhinged and stalky phone call from her jealous past lover. Sheesh.

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    21 m
  • "You’re a gondola and I’m the stick"
    Sep 22 2025

    Wilde’s just had his second birthday! Mum & Dad had the party at their place - Hannah made none of the party food herself and felt absolutely zero guilt about it. Love that for you queen. The main event was definitely the small herd of Shetland ponies Hannah and Joel hired to walk the kids round their garden. Jealous.

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    47 m
  • BONUS: "Does it make you nervous that I could leave you?"
    Sep 18 2025

    Still in bed, Joel & Hannah discuss what scares them, given that normal scary stuff seems to completely pass Joel by. Plus, all the details from the NTA's!

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    18 m
  • "Welcome to Joel Dommett's therapy session."
    Sep 15 2025

    Every year (and you'll know this if you've been a NHIE listener for a while), Joel has 'the' week. During 'the' week, he has literally no time. Every single moment is accounted for and if anything goes wrong, it has a devastating knock on effect. He was BUSY this week. But did it go well?

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    46 m